Emily

I have a girls date planned with my mom tomorrow and I’m so excited.

@Alex_Hoosier 100% lol

@mlaformattt He’ll divorce me

Derek is going out of town this weekend and I’m terrified I will kill his plants/vegetables.

Ted Lasso is the greatest show ever.

@Brandenxdelph I’m making Aric get it for me

One hour in and Hogwarts legacy is everything I wanted it to be,

AMEN.

Mike Tirico’s call was great but the Titanic theme is dramatic! @JoeGoodberry I made this for you, it’s finally time.

GlVEAWAY! Wanna see a pissed off #Bengals club curb stomp the Ravens on Sunday? 2 rows from the field? Retweet this tweet. That's it. I'll draw Saturday at noon to give y'all a little time to plan. Winner must be a follower and a HUGE Bengals fan. WHO DEY!

@Alex_Hoosier Agreed lol

@mlaformattt I’m so slap happy at night and cannot be judged

The TikTok’s I find funny at night are on a way different level than the ones I find funny during the day.

LOTR orcs >>> The Hobbit orcs

@MrSixAM @CincinnatiZoo Omg 😍😍

@CincinnatiZoo @mlaformattt panda panda panda

Snow Day! ❄️

@MrSixAM They’re cringeworthy lol

@mlaformattt I’m here for old Emily Twitter takes

Boy, do I have some news for you lol

Love going to the nail salon and seeing all the other girls walk in with their emotional support water bottles.

@Alex_Hoosier 😢

It’s becoming really hard to find a good reason to have another child right now. God forbid I bring a woman into this world just to tell her she has no rights over her own body.

@shutup_savannah Louisville**

@shutup_savannah Staawwppp you’re making me want to abandon my Nashville trip for 4th of July weekend and see him in Cincy instead 🥴

Can’t stop thinking about MGK

They always ask me when I get a pedicure if I want my nails cut down and I’m like who is out here with long toenails 🤢