Alex Moron

You know things are going well when you’re talking about your rookie QB like a 2002 Honda

I don't know about you guys... but I'm starting to think Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini may have been romantically involved

there needs to be a mockup/concept if you’re a HC and you take a new job to a new school you should be able to bring players and recruits you had at the previous school with you to your new school.

not saying this about the players here but I miss the days of the overalls being disrespectfully low

Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse. - John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity. - The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation. - JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation. - A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank. - Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite. - He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing. so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild. feel terrible for her and her family.

How scrolling Twitter feels when there’s a coaching cheating scandal, a corporate sex scandal, and a CFB gambling scandal all in the same week

@stoolpresidente @barstoolspringb Dave, If you thought this was true deep down you would have never brought back the Barstool Springbreak Reality TV wannabe series and would have cancelled it after 30 minutes last year. Atrocious material Davey Boy.

Everyone wants to critique my @barstoolspringb decisions. Guess what I know what you want more than you do

@OhioTate God this guy SUCKS

Breaking News: I am officially out of the Mintzy business until further notice. I’ve now had to deleted a handful of tweets from the weekend after being told that his friends were “100% down with content” Now we are removing lunch pictures? This is worse than the Lazy River.

Sydney Sweeney as Emma Frost would make Marvel a billion dollars if they lock tf in

Currently destroying the work shitter #happyeaster #hehasrisen

I’ve left two gyms in my life the regular one it took 34 seconds Planet fitness acted like I was trying to get out of a car lease

Your time is coming once again brave soldier Soon Very, very soon

Ohio State is DANCING! #MarchMadness @OhioStateHoops

@hannahcmontoya Instant reaction to realizing you never sent me this text

drinks started tasting like i needed to define the relationship

@oonacmccaughan #🪵 #FeelFreeToRuinMyLife

Vibe max Friday

@OhioTate @BarstoolBigCat Tate, Awesome tweet as usual You belong in Chicago and that is known Dave knows if he put you in NYC you would burn that office to the fucking ground (in the best way possible)

I once got clowned for using The Yak (despite not being a member of the cast) as a reason to stay in the Chicago and I’d like to enter Human Curling for Chef Donny’s high school jersey into the evidence folder. This place is ridiculous. Anything can happen at anytime.

This move was expected as Jonnu Smith attempts to head back to College and play with Arthur Smith at Ohio State

@AndyAriOn3 @AndyStaples @AriWasserman NEVER And I will repeat to the end of time NEVER NEVER NEVER Let bro rank again Pathetic effort. F-

🚨 NEW SHOW 🚨 🧃 The TOP 10 JUICIEST Matchups of the 2026 College Football Season Which ones did we miss? (via @AndyStaples & @AriWasserman)

@KaticMichael All time real tweet Mike This doesn’t just play for big fellas though Once shared a fist bump with a women who was no bigger than 5’4 135 pounds over an empty middle seat. An empty middle seat on a plane is the equivalent of generational wealth between 2 people.

Sitting in an exit row with another big boy and no one is sitting in the middle of us and we both looked at each other, fist bumped, and gave a nod down out of respect. Those who get it get it.

Doesn't this prove his point?