Theseus 😈

@ewiz06 @stanleemichaels

@AlexanderTheus @stanleemichaels Right. I mean he obviously couldn't afford to have it customized so he could fit into it.

Bill Burr really grilled Shaq about why he was doing Buick commercials when he has a billion dollars in the bank. I honestly have no idea how Shaq fits in those cars. Bill Burr: Why are you still working? Take a weekend off you 9 ft whore. Give somebody else a chance. You were selling Buicks like I was dumb enough to think you drive one of those things. Shaq: True story. Everyone had the sentiments that you had, so I bought a Buick. One time I was speeding and the state trooper pulled me over. When he saw me in the Buick he said Oh my god you do drive a Buick. And he let me go. Imagine being so rich you buy a car just to prove a point to a comedian.

@SacAppraiser Make garages great again!

A few things. 1) Dogs are allowed. It’s just a sign. 2) This is real. Wild that we’re confusing real life with AI. 3) Call it whatever you want. I call it my man cave. 4) Connecting with people is priceless. If anyone has questions, let me know.

@assaultclip Gonna vear left right into the woods

You may not agree with me, but this is peak Mustang. Notchback, Coyote swap, supercharger.

@Blackfingers63 Trust me when I tell you that you'd be better off with a 3800 series 2 SC.

What if I took the drivetrain from a Malibu SS and put it in my 914? 303hp is a lot more fun mid engine

@keeper_vin30916 @toxicAmeriCAN

@toxicAmeriCAN The AR market is crazy oversaturated. Pretty soon entry to mid level AR platform rifles are going to be 400-600 range just as their standard msrp. Basically market saturation everyone that wants an AR already has 2. Think TV prices.

Full AR 'pistol' for $399 Chambered in .300 blackout Link, alnk.to/7X8RA3E

@cashrulesNC I got what they need...

I just feel like there’s massive demand for this product 30min outside of major cities

I can't even complain.

You gotta admit that shorting can work...

@rossiadam That's what the mud-room is for!!!

Who tracked the mud in the house???

@Thebuckestmofo9 It was ridiculous! But to raise kids there would be incredible! It was done right!

@AlexanderTheus I’m a stickler for to much wasted space. It’s like yeah I like high ceilings etc but this entire void here is doing nothing, often the foyer.

Just toured a monster house that dwarfs anything I've ever designed. I didn't even know where I was half the time.

@wooknponub You're either really good at what you do, or suddenly you're not.

I've been watching these guys build this building. Yesterday they were putting on the roof. Two guys were walking on the beams without a security harness or something below to catch them.

@agtrader Rainbow Six was a documentary

@308Greenfield Would

I heard you guys like purple motherboards

@RyanWright84 Gm

Ġm to those who celebrate..

@RCEY28 Landed that kick better than Conor McGregor

How often do we hit those defining moments in life that completely change how we see ourselves and how others see us? For me, it was back in 9th grade. My older brother, who picked on me all the time, smirked and said, “You think you’re pretty tough now, don’t you?” I shot back, “I could take you.” His challenge: “Bring it on, Jethro.” It wasn’t exactly fair, but I locked him up, rolled him onto his back, and pinned him down. All he could say was, “You stink.” Things were never the same between us after that. Like these sisters, the youngest sibling launches a surprise switch kick, and suddenly the tables turn as they tumble onto the couch. It has been said.... “Watch out for the youngest sibling. They will pull a switch kick out of their a$$ on a random Friday.” It’s those unexpected family power shifts - even the playful ones - that stick with you forever. What’s a moment like that from your life where a surprise move changed the dynamic?

@MarkRuffalo @elonmusk His wealth is equally hyper-inflated by fraud and corruption by our own government and the Federal Reserve.

Hello @ElonMusk. This is how you are perceived. Not too late to course correct but it’s getting pretty late. You certainly have the extra money on hand to really help the people of the world instead of the hellbent road of chaos and destruction you are ludicrously barreling down. Put down the Ket straw. 🤪

@contractorkeith Generators were worth their weight in gold during winter power outages and 100 year flood events.

In 1999 I was was in my 10th year as an electrician in Orlando FL. I can’t count the number of generators and transfer switches I wired up to existing homes leading up to Y2K. The world was coming to an end for a lot of these people. Today’s version of Data Centers…

@rightsofrefusal Brother... I'm challenging the county sheriff's and local mayor for the position of something I don't know. Either way, we will not be shooting the ceiling of the underground gun range.

If you're doing any late night Flock shenanigans... keep your phones at your house, get a $2 pair of harbor freight rubber gloves and burn them afterwards and look into clothing with reflective properties.