Brad Davis

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

Macho Man had an incredible answer when asked "Have you ever cried?"

Some dumb jokes!! 🐟🌈🪨

Warning: incoming facts 😂

Wait. This miniatures game lets you mold your army with clay, encourages you to smush them when they die, and trades on Monster in My Pocket adjacent aesthetics? You had me at smush. necromolds.com

too bad. now everyone knows your code @uber

“They’ll look up and shout, ‘Save us!’… and I’ll look down and whisper, ‘No.’”

the generation who was responsible for this has nothing to say about how much we talk to our friends on our phones

@SamSykesSwears Is there maybe a relationship between those two thoughts?

i am high as hell and jupiter ascending is the most important film to american cinema

It’s perfect that the new Space Jam movie dumped Pepe Le Pew for being a rapey perv and then decided to include some of the most famous rapists in film history

Thinking about my favorite Conan bit

*sips tea*

@SardonicPickle I think at the end of the day we just want to make people happy and create stuff before we die. The rest is trivial to me. It would be silly to let world views get on the way of that (becayse admittedly I don't think I have any?). Love you man!