Caged Wisdom

Pats fans and morally bankrupt shitheads. Name a better combo.

@BoyGreen25 @NYJetsHMA Enjoy your three wins this year!

SUCK IT #BILLS! #Jets hit 2 birds w/ one stone, trading up for WR Omar Cooper Jr at the backend of round 1. They get a dynamic pass catcher for themselves AND screwed over a division rival! It doesn't get any sweeter than that baby! #JetUp #BillsMafia @NYJetsHMA

BRUINS IN 5

@MorningBruJandR @AndrewRaycroft @BJaffe Keep talking that shit, Raycroft you loud-mouthed nobody. You were trash when you were a Bruins goalie and you’re trash now. Enjoy the last two games of the season.

Folks, our Game 3 Bru is live! @BJaffe & @AndrewRaycroft break down the 3-1 game 3 loss to Buffalo. They talk about the B's powerplay, Arvidsson's penalty shot, Buffalo getting physical with Swayman, 3rd period issues (again), and some more! Get it here: allmylinks.com/morningbru

@PlayStation I hope someone takes a hammer to each and every one of you greedy fucking cunts

🏍️ Land 🛩️ Air 🛥️ Water Switch vehicles on the fly in The Crew Motorfest, available now in Game Catalog.

@SuburbanMilkman They’re probably dumb pieces of shit just like you

@smartoctopi @ChaosTV Got kids and sure as shit ain’t raising them to be degenerates like you. They’re yes ma’am, no ma’am, kids.

12 year old dominates a raging Karen

@BenVolin @BGlobeSports Try not to shit your diaper while you read this one, you fucking crybabies

Another championship effort from the @BGlobeSports copy desk with several big events coming in on deadline

@Patriots Dianna knows! 💦 💦

With the 31st pick in the 2026 NFL Draft the New England Patriots select _________ ⁉️

The Minnesota Wild:

@WEEI Stick to worrying about which reporter is fucking your shitbag football coach today. You have more tweets about that today than you do about your hockey team anyways.

Are Buffalo fans OK?

@TexCoolMike @ThrillaRilla369 It’s always the MAGA fatasses

@ThrillaRilla369 ZERO. Get a better job if you think I’m supposed to tip you to make your wages.

You're eating out and the bill is $74 - what are you tipping? Be honest, I'm trying to prove a point.

@TypicalToox @PardonMyTake Aww it’s okay little buddy. Today’s a new day. Get out there, change your diaper and find a new pic of Jeff Bezos to jack off to and I’m sure you’ll be good to go.

@AlgersonTam @PardonMyTake You mean telling the truth

@TypicalToox @PardonMyTake All those memories and you’re still here acting miserable. Weird.

@AlgersonTam @PardonMyTake Ah yes, I definitely do not enjoy sports 😂😂😂😂 I was 10 years old in 2001 and Ive seen my teams win 13 times before I am 40. I think we are the arbiters of sports enjoyment.

@TypicalToox @PardonMyTake Sorry we enjoy sports? You should try having fun some time.

@AlgersonTam @PardonMyTake Y'all are treating this like a SB win 🤣🤣🤣 Josh allen letting you down for 10 straight years really has y'all in the dumps

@RepMuscarello @WoodsideEnergy You’re an evil piece of shit

Another Louisiana business prospering. Congratulations to C&C marine and @WoodsideEnergy The future is bright for our state. #lalege

@seanbax Maybe you can suck his dick and say please since you’re such a little bottom bitch

Ken Griffin donated $400 million to Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center. His name is on this building. Mamdani should be buttering these guys up to give more.

@danorlovsky7 Typical uncultured MAGA swine

Ate a smothered biscuit yesterday for the first time. “Sausage gravy” which honestly doesn’t make sense to me but it was delicious The SEC makes sense to me now.

@jarrenfeldman @BillAckman Bye bitch 👋

@BillAckman This extra tax will do more harm to NYC. We were on the fence about keeping our house there, now this pushed us over the fence to sell it, which will also reduce time spent in NYC and yes, missed sales tax

Non-residents who spend millions of dollars on NYC apartments help drive NYC’s economy. Most of the profit in condominium development is in the penthouses. The Ken Griffins of the world make NYC high end development viable, driving high-paying construction, brokerage, legal, marketing, and other jobs in NYC. We should be applauding Ken for spending $238 million in NYC, not attacking him for doing so. Importantly, non-resident owners of NYC apartments who leave their apartments vacant for much of the year are not a burden to NYC schools, services, or other resources while they drive growth in retail sales, restaurants, theater, and other important drivers of our economy. They also often support NYC non-profits with donations. Ken’s company is a major employer in NYC of very high paying jobs which drive a considerable amount of our tax base. We wouldn’t want him to move even more employees to Miami. These non-resident owners also already pay a lot of taxes including mansion taxes, real estate taxes, sales taxes and more. While @NYCMayor Mamdani likes the tag line ‘Tax the rich.’ Unfortunately, his policies will harm the constituencies he is supposedly trying to help. I can’t imagine the NYC construction unions are excited about his plan.

@Patriots @TheMasters @DrakeMaye2 @NFL Drake, save a spot for Coach Mike and whatever random whore he’s cheating with now please!

.@TheMasters weekend ✅⛳️