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One day you'll be happy that things didn't work out the way you once wanted them to.

Full performance of “Defying Gravity” by Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande at the #Oscars

@indelight you may need to do a recall on your creamers.... this still has a month until it's "best by" date and it's filled with mold....

PCA just ran from home to home in 14 seconds.

i’m not spending any money right now unless it’s an emergency, like if the culver’s flavor of the day is really good

When you become the first freshman All-American pole vaulter in school history ⭐️ #Illini I #HTTO I #WhyNotILL

Mood: just trying our best ❄

dry january unless someone invites me out

@itsmemikaylaa This is amazing news, thank you for your service

You are in her DMs and I am in her Epic patient portal, we are not the same

@RNSuperHero @RubyWaves_ Part of it is also in order to legally intubate and give pressors they have to suspend since those are "life saving measures" that just need to occur for surgery (how it was explained to me by anesthesia when I worked in OR)

@RubyWaves_ Because surgeons don’t want them to die in the OR

It irritates my soul when patients come in with DNRs and are told they have to change code status for a procedure, then something goes wrong and now they’re stuck in icu and not DNRs

If you've ever thought about splurging on a robot vaccuum, do it. My brain can't do other things if my home is not clean, and just in the past month, it has saved me over 9 hours of just vaccuum time alone. Gives you more time to do other things !

that feeling when u take off a pair of nitrile gloves to put on a new pair but your hands are sweaty from the last pair so the new gloves don’t slide on easily and they get all bunched up and everyone is watching u and thinking wow he really can’t put on gloves how embarrassing

Someone must have sold my information today because I've had too many random snap requests in the last 5 hours, RIP

@TheBlondeRN 9 times out of 10 I would suggest a neuro spine over ortho spine. When it comes to your back, even if you have a primarily bone issue, the nerves and dura are right there that neuro spine really knows how to be careful for. Protect your whole back and just see neuro spine

Hey I've worked out like 5 times in the past week and suddenly I'm escaping my 1.5 month depressive episode I wasn't convinced I was in until I got out. Lol or is it mania, let's find out 🙃

Microsoft Excel is used by 99.99% of the world’s businesses, and most people still don't know how to use it. Here are 10 basics everyone should know:

Taco Bell: try this new thing Me: what is it TB: does it matter Me: no I'll take 3

Yeah, and?