Mavaya ka mu tuhole

@namibiansun @AudiShaanika Am glad they replaced that round head with a moral conscious person. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Namibia has firmly pushed back against international calls to expand legal protections for LGBTQ individuals, with Minister of Justice and Labour Relations Wise Immanuel defending the country’s position during its appearance before the universal periodic review in Geneva. namibiansun.com/justice/namibi…

@Czooba It’s a good thing you are not a coach. Cause yoh, your pick is terrible 😢

What’s stopping this Man United XI from winning the UCL and PL next season?

@Glori_a_h_ Good advice 😂👌🏿

The one on sale

@not_princessAP @VAN_DIE_BAAI I know someone who drives an M6 paying it through his salary. An Artisan.

@VAN_DIE_BAAI Some fraud said apparently the owner might be living in a shack 😂 they think you can get it with a monthly salary 😂😂

Who is the owner of the car?? What did he study?? Where does he work?? Does he own businesses?? Is he a fraud?? Does he even have an anus??

@FocusIsai 😂😂😂

@Alias_is_Boss He’s fixing the bed; I think he wants to work quickly😭😭😭

They sold this hammer to my uncle in Oshakati. Apparently, it’s an electric hammer.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@ChessLordK Ze Roberto

I see Adriano, Ronaldo, Robinho, Cafu, Carlos and Kaka. Guess the last player. Level: Extremely Hard

@Sebo_from_PARIS There’s levels to this qualifying thing. How do you post place holders 😂😂

Who is running this account naana Muhn Arsenal qualified for UCL but there was no poster

@utdshows United can bolster their defence, wingbacks and Central midfield and we will be beating teams week in week out at will going forward.

🚨🎙️ Wayne Rooney on Manchester United’s turnaround under Michael Carrick: 🗣️ “A few months ago, we were all told to expect pain and suffering at Manchester United… and to be fair, we saw it. But look at them now. This is a different United. There’s structure, there’s discipline, and more importantly, there’s belief again. People can talk all they want, but you can’t fake consistency over a run of games. You can’t fake scoring goals, winning matches, controlling games — that comes from coaching. Sometimes I sit and think, imagine where United would be if Carrick had come in earlier. They’d probably be right up there with Arsenal and City, maybe even top of the table. But the most important thing is the club made the right decision in the end. Now they’re starting to look like a United team others don’t want to face again… and that’s been missing for a long time.”

@ndalila_rauna And when you go to family events, the stares from your uncles and aunts 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nudes to my family group😂😂

@ReignUnfolded @AmoNtombi Which Korea? North or South?

Bushiri has opened a church in Korea ✋🏽😭

@SikGuluva Ji Sung Park against Andrea Pirlo😂

😭😂😂😂Herera against Hazard

Pep Guardiola buys good players. The problem is, he turns them into robots. Players have no liberation there at ManCity. He destroyed Grealish, now he busy destroying Semenyo.

@UTD_Seth001 Ah… why is he not mentioning Arsenal also. Even just as a joke 😂😂😂😂

🚨🎙️| Cesc Fàbregas on his favourite Premier League club: 🗣️ “I played for Chelsea and I have great memories there — we won trophies, I enjoyed my time, and I respect the club a lot.” “But I have to be honest, I never missed watching a Manchester United game when I was in the Premier League. There was always something special about them.” “When you played against Manchester United, it always felt like the biggest game of the season. The stadium, the atmosphere, the mentality — everything changes.” “Even outside of playing them, I followed them closely. That club has a history and a pressure that makes every match feel like an event.” “So yes, I played for Chelsea, but Manchester United games were always the ones you looked forward to the most.” {@ComoTV }

@nganjone98403 @Ayola_Annery ManCity is tog very weak. Like zero creativity in their midfield.

This will end 2-1 to Everton.

@GoalsXtra @poha_mba But The racism in football, they will still award it to someone in the white countries leagues.

This time, the Puskas Award nominee is from the Tanzanian league. 🇹🇿

@FootyNamibia Seem like they have good money just like Okamwandi FC.

🚨Polaris FC bought new soccer boots (Adidas F50s) for their players. The club competes in the Khomas Second Division. Recently, they also awarded their Man of the Match an iPhone 14 valued at N$26,000.

@Leapylee13 @RodinSimi 😂😂😂

@Alias_is_Boss @RodinSimi Exactly my thoughts. Let's talk about your overrated wank set of overpaid wank.

🔥‼️John Terry: Manchester United didn’t upgrade on Alejandro Garnacho: "Manchester United didn’t upgrade on Garnacho at all. Not one bit. When you look at the players they brought in during the summer like Cunha and Mbeumo, they’ve got almost the exact same goal contributions as Garnacho. Same output, same level. They were supposed to elevate the team, but instead they’re relying on long balls and free kicks just to get goals on the board. I’m telling you now, I am predicting a very serious struggle for Manchester United next season. A proper, painful struggle. They desperately need to recruit better. Players like Mbeumo don’t have any resale value. They’re declining with time. And Bruno Fernandes is getting old. I don’t think he’ll be playing at the same level next season. No upgrades, just more of the same... heading for trouble."

@UTDFondre Mbeumo has turned into a bum

What are these passes from Bruno Fernandes? 😳 If that pass to Mbeumo had gone in we’d be having a completely different conversation right now.

@TomasTerry6 😂😂😂

@Alias_is_Boss Prime minister iikwashike nee vali 😂😂

You’re only good at written paragraphs on Twitter but you never mean your words djapo nokuli opo