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@brian_armstrong Oh I thought you'd be dropping news on $wluna and how convicted you are about telling the truth and finally paying up...

The headline says it all: "White House Economists Say Stablecoin Rewards Won't Harm Banks"

@iampaulgrewal You talking about $wluna and how @coinbase @brian_armstrong will compensate us fairly? Yall sold us $wluna = $luna , now pay us for what you sold us. We never bought "wrapped lunc" . Can't yall be honest and own up instead of trying to worm your way out of it.

It’s gonna be a good day.

@iampaulgrewal @coinbase @brian_armstrong OH, Paul, you forgot #4. Have a fair settlement with all the $wluna presuspension people in 2026. This world is full of groups that try to get over on the average "Joe". Don't be just another company that trys to sweep things under the rug. People are watching .

2026: 1. More US crypto legislation 2. More @coinbase wins in court. 3. More strategic deals/license/registrations. That's it. That's my plan.

@coinbase Prediction: @brian_armstrong will come to his senses and make $wluna : $luna and finally settle fairly with the "suspended" holders.

What's your crypto prediction for 2026?

@brian_armstrong @mert Brian could earn some trust back by finally settling with the $wluna customers.Who wants to trust an exchange doing shady business like they've done w $wluna Who wants to be scammed? Do business with @coinbase and you might find out!! Maybe look at @RobinhoodApp and invest? Hmmm

@mert Well said

I saw some CB ppl asking for feedback so here it is: - robinhood is on your ass re: everything exchange. and they are positioned better due to equities dominance — this is a big fight and your most impactful one by far. you are splitting focus by not using 80% of resources on this - the way your onchain strategy should work is not a centralized sequencer, it is by being a frontend for all decentralized venues since you already have distribution — double down on the recent integrations like solana - with 15% of resources, custody (which is a huge cartel and is about to get more competitive) and payments (sales and distribution heavy) is reasonable - at least 5% on incubating experiments within the company that's shielded from all big company process - importantly, you must make privacy a first class citizen in all of this (moonshot: zk kyc if you can pull it off with the regulators would gain you a ton of trust)

@Cointelegraph @brian_armstrong 2026 outline should include how he's / @coinbase is gonna compensate all the $wluna holders. You've made them wait almost 4 years. Customer service? Restore some trust? There's many ways to run a business, the way youve handled this isnt acceptable Brian.

⚡️ NEW: Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong outlines 2026 priorities including global exchange expansion, scaling stablecoins and payments, and driving onchain adoption through Base.

@brian_armstrong @Sir_Damilare @baseapp I've must have missed the point as to why $wluna hasn't been addressed yet over 3 plus years later .....@brian_armstrong , any response or just ghosting like usual?

@Sir_Damilare @baseapp 🎯

A lot of people still miss the point with @baseapp. Builders & apps are DOA (Dead-On-Arrival) if there's no distribution. This has been the plague of this industry since it began with Ethereum. There's a reason Google came up with the Playstore, and Apple with the App store. Building in an industry with little/no distribution engine is a complete waste of time. We've seen this play out over & over again. @baseapp is that global distribution engine for onchain builders. No, we are not neglecting builders. No, we're not neglecting Apps. We are simply creating a flywheel that will pull in more users for onchain builders through a social layer & creator / content coins.

@coinbureau @brian_armstrong says "zero tolerance for bad behavior" while not honoring the $wluna 1:1 pairing with $luna contract. Hmmm

🚨 COINBASE CEO: WE HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE FOR BAD BEHAVIOR Brian Armstrong confirms the first arrest has been made in India over an insider data breach at Coinbase. He added: "Another one down, more still to come.”

@brian_armstrong @RickRubin Brian, don't you get tired of people asking about wluna?You've probably put that word on mute, so when someone talks wluna,you never get the messages. Smart if you're hiding/trying not to be accountable.Just pay the people already and everyone can move on. Rick, Brian's a scammer

Had a great chat with @RickRubin about crypto and entrepreneurship recently. The podcast just went live, link below.

@iampaulgrewal The worst of humanity? Contact @brian_armstrong and ask him about $wluna and how @coinbase is cheating those investors. Pretty pathetic yall can't even square up and pay whats due. We were sold $wluna : $luna fair and square. Not $lunc / classic or whatever scam yall pushing.

You only see the worst of humanity on display and come to view the Overton Window of human behavior accordingly. Illegals immigrants— criminals. Big Tech—privacy thieves. Crypto— useless fraudsters. But off the bench, you see a more complete picture of what good humans and their enterprises are providing.

2026 will mark 10 years since I wore a robe. I cherished every minute in the federal district court. The privileges are obvious—power, deference, and laughter at every joke whether funny or not. But time and space I see the distortions that come from judicial service. Three stand out: 🧵⬇️

@brian_armstrong How about you enable my 15 million plus $wluna bag??? Can @CoinbaseSupport start the withdrawal process?Thanks @brian_armstrong ,much appreciated for helping solve this long drawn out debacle. Looking forward to retirement and a long vacation,your even invited, no hard feelings.

x402 adoption is taking off, enabling $50M+ in transactions over the last 30 days.

Because Judge Rakoff ruled that WLUNA is a security (SEC v. Terraform Labs), Coinbase acted not merely as a wallet provider, but as a Securities Intermediary under UCC Article 8, holding assets in "street name" for us as Entitlement Holders. This designation imposed strict statutory duties that Coinbase violated in two distinct ways: first, under UCC § 8-504 (Duty to Maintain Financial Asset), they failed to execute the Mandatory Corporate Action defined by the issuer—the network migration to LUNA 2.0—thereby leaving holders trapped in a deprecated "shell" asset rather than the live asset they were legally owed; and second, under UCC § 8-505 (Duty to Obtain Distributions), they failed to secure and pass on the LUNA 2.0 airdrop which they received as custodian. By refusing to honor these duties and retaining the benefits of the new chain, Coinbase committed Conversion and Breach of Fiduciary Duty, entitling plaintiffs to Specific Performance, Disgorgement of all ill-gotten staking rewards, and monetary damages calculated under the Highest Intermediate Value (HIVE) Rule—fixing the liability at the asset's peak price (~$25) immediately following the breach, rather than its current value. $wLUNA = $LUNA ...but pre-suspension CEX held wLUNA = - Base Liability (HIVE Rule): ~$25 (LUNA 2.0 Peak) - Statutory Interest: +9% per year - Punitive Damages: x2 Multiplier Estimated Range: $35 - $65 per $WLUNA (Or perhaps our original tax records of $80+?) "No comment" ending soon.

@RVanGrack @coinbase Cmon man! Is that a serious statement?You wanna have a chat about $wluna and the scam thats going on there? Nobody wants to talk about it,but yall sold it to us and what does the real contract state $wluna = $luna.Since you're in the legal dept u should know well about contracts.

Just like with crypto, @Coinbase believes clear, uniform rules of the road will empower and protect consumers. And just like with crypto, we will fight to defend those beliefs. Helpfully, Congress has already spoken – having passed a statute giving CFTC exclusive jurisdiction over such event contracts. 2/2

Yesterday, @coinbase announced the launch of prediction markets – derivatives traded on national exchanges and subject to the CFTC’s exclusive jurisdiction. Some states seek to carve out certain event contracts from that jurisdiction. Today we sued CT, IL, and MI to ensure these markets remain subject to federal oversight, as Congress intended. 1/2

@RVanGrack @coinbase California's have missed out eh?? Well here's a nugget for you just incase @brian_armstrong hadn't informed you, the $wluna people have missed out on great wealth that @coinbase owes us. $wluna : $luna 1:1 buddy. Its time you settle up on whats really owed to your customers.

Californians have missed out on an estimated $110M in rewards since 2023. They deserve access to staking services, and @coinbase will keep fighting until they get it. From Baltimore ice walls to Sacramento push notifications - we're just getting started.

@emiliemc @iampaulgrewal Yall are full of it!! Slapping lawsuits and fighting , but yeah you don't even address the elephant in the room = $wluna . Yall should be forced to pay up the people whats right $wluna = $luna 1:1 . Yall bunch of crooks. You fighting for your customers?? Yeah right!!

Yesterday we launched prediction markets, today we’re suing 3 states to protect your right to that product, no matter where you live. No one does litigation like @iampaulgrewal and no one fights to democratize finance like Coinbase. 💪

@brian_armstrong You want a strong deterrent from crime? Look inward @brian_armstrong and consider the $wluna fiasco you've created ....now thats a crime. Start with yourself first...

Interested We need to create a strong deterrent against crime

@iampaulgrewal Would love the $wluna ban /suspension to end Paul. @brian_armstrong @CoinbaseSupport

When regulators block innovation without justification, the people who lose out have every right to demand answers. California crypto users have sent 1,500+ emails to the DFPI and more will come. The California staking ban needs to end.

@brian_armstrong Brian, im having problems trading my $wluna It seems to not be pairing with $luna for some strange reason.

The Coinbase System Update is taking over SF. December 17.

@brian_armstrong @StanChart @StanChart,better watch your back, @brian_armstrong/@coinbase ull be pulling fast ones on you and you'll be the next they'll scam somehow.Ask them about the multitudes of their customers they've not paid. Particularly $wluna, but, of course, there are many more they've ripped off

Institutions are moving into crypto faster than most people realize. Excited to partner with @StanChart to make access easier for their clients, and proud that Coinbase is their platform of choice.

@brian_armstrong Concerning? What a coincidence!!! Let's talk Wluna brian!!

Concerning