All Powerful Dog

@AmeliaMangan @pattysmelting @Variety Yeah, Clark Kent's mustache was a really good disguise. He didn't even recognize his own mother in it. :)

Weird Al has one request: "Please don't pickaxe my star. I know it's all the rage these days, but that's not cool. Unless at some point in the future, I do something unfathomably monstrous and evil in which case, sure, fine, okay, go ahead"

@staten73 @Variety @hemantmehta Hey, do you suppose @BernieSanders would consider Weird Al as a running mate for an independent run? Pretty much a guaranteed win right there. :)

@Variety "[...] please limit yourself to spitting and urinating, okay? Have some class, people." -- Weird Al Yankovic

@DonaldKronos @badibulgator @GodKingNobody @JBadass408 @cbridger954 @AvagadrosKind1 @BamaDan78 @forthemasses @doctorbuttons @dwolfman54 @Shadowzerg @def732dan @globalist13903 @KeighseeToo @TheWrongQuest @TheCarp86835734 @BostonsBuddha @GerbusJames @AnctNightmare @hplarc12345 @keigh_see @rokro111 @GillGarmesh @1BigPotato @hugh_bothwell @Valuable2017 @Vortexpuppy1 @ThinkyTexan @rokro11 @GodKingHeaveny @AllBelongHere @JimTheKingTiger @aaronsburrell @zahadoom @tarawasjesus @whatithink1234 @AiNaTow @mbsevans5 @JacobDuck @benaclarke @MuricanGod_King @jameswzegan85 @dazmund2017 @DimTheWoofy @Adidas68Jack @asb5689 @dxbdaddy @GKNobodyLoser @turner_d @sicop38 Heck, I'm not even sure there's only one All Powerful Dog, let alone only one Dog. Yeah, good luck indeed.

@badibulgator @GodKingNobody @JBadass408 @cbridger954 @AvagadrosKind1 @BamaDan78 @forthemasses @doctorbuttons @dwolfman54 @Shadowzerg @def732dan @globalist13903 @KeighseeToo @TheWrongQuest @TheCarp86835734 @BostonsBuddha @GerbusJames @AnctNightmare @hplarc12345 @keigh_see @rokro111 @GillGarmesh @1BigPotato @hugh_bothwell @Valuable2017 @Vortexpuppy1 @ThinkyTexan @rokro11 @GodKingHeaveny @AllBelongHere @JimTheKingTiger @aaronsburrell @zahadoom @tarawasjesus @whatithink1234 @AiNaTow @mbsevans5 @JacobDuck @benaclarke @MuricanGod_King @jameswzegan85 @dazmund2017 @DimTheWoofy @Adidas68Jack @asb5689 @dxbdaddy @GKNobodyLoser @turner_d @sicop38 @Er_Nope Good luck with that.

@ACERTIXO You made a false claim. I call that a lie, because that's what the word "lie" means.

@inmyownzoo @andylassner I don't suppose I'll ever even understand why imaginary beings come up in politics.

@ACERTIXO You really should stop lying about people.

@Staceworks Details. LOL! (Good catch, by the way... but yeah, his worshippers would never acknowledge it.)

@AndyRichter The probably just didn't read the description saying it represents homicides per one million people. So like you said... yeah, they probably have no idea how to read a graph, since without the description it's meaningless. They probably didn't notice the USA has a problem either.

@grant_brant @AndyRichter @MaraWilson @JordanPeele That would probably help... but here in the USA there's no way it would be enough, except for rich people. Life is rough for the rest of us. I don't consider medication to be a solution and I would want such a solution if it were... but still, if it helps some people, why not?

@bobcat7000 @NoScienceDenial @WoodsfordMartin @DonaldKronos @dcj_daniel @TedPerkins10 @MexMarc @Biology95954229 @MarkHerron2 @hubie0 @wallstreeter43 @indifferentnick @Dracalous @Print2Fits @BlackMesa1998 @IllinLaneCraig @DayvidMaxwell @atheist_andy @TakeThatDarwin @GreekVikingX @StevieSteveSGR @infidelbyfaith @Seabeacon7 @jhaahjj @ReplaceReligion @The_Vagitarian @LanaResistance @merz_steven @Navyvet270 @Erydactyl @oicoSapien @The_Ouroborus @AnAtheistBoy @mikewhiteatcj @WatcherOnAWall @LeafsNation77 @LoriCopley @DebunkAtheists @JohnThomT @silkyboy78 @fentyfave @caseydaniellle @bhat1116 @chris_method @lyonsnyc @RonClandon Sounds like a bed-time story for puppies.

@GreekVikingX @NoScienceDenial @WoodsfordMartin @DonaldKronos @dcj_daniel @TedPerkins10 @MexMarc @Biology95954229 @MarkHerron2 @hubie0 @wallstreeter43 @indifferentnick @Dracalous @Print2Fits @BlackMesa1998 @IllinLaneCraig @DayvidMaxwell @atheist_andy @TakeThatDarwin @StevieSteveSGR @infidelbyfaith @Seabeacon7 @jhaahjj @ReplaceReligion @The_Vagitarian @LanaResistance @merz_steven @Navyvet270 @Erydactyl @oicoSapien @The_Ouroborus @AnAtheistBoy @mikewhiteatcj @WatcherOnAWall @LeafsNation77 @LoriCopley @DebunkAtheists @JohnThomT @silkyboy78 @fentyfave @caseydaniellle @bhat1116 @chris_method @lyonsnyc @RonClandon So of course it is possible to be both merciful and just, provided the mercy was not unconditional.

@GreekVikingX @NoScienceDenial @WoodsfordMartin @DonaldKronos @dcj_daniel @TedPerkins10 @MexMarc @Biology95954229 @MarkHerron2 @hubie0 @wallstreeter43 @indifferentnick @Dracalous @Print2Fits @BlackMesa1998 @IllinLaneCraig @DayvidMaxwell @atheist_andy @TakeThatDarwin @StevieSteveSGR @infidelbyfaith @Seabeacon7 @jhaahjj @ReplaceReligion @The_Vagitarian @LanaResistance @merz_steven @Navyvet270 @Erydactyl @oicoSapien @The_Ouroborus @AnAtheistBoy @mikewhiteatcj @WatcherOnAWall @LeafsNation77 @LoriCopley @DebunkAtheists @JohnThomT @silkyboy78 @fentyfave @caseydaniellle @bhat1116 @chris_method @lyonsnyc @RonClandon Well, that would depend on the situation, but overall yes that's true.

@bobcat7000 @WoodsfordMartin @DonaldKronos @dcj_daniel @TedPerkins10 @NoScienceDenial @MexMarc @Biology95954229 @MarkHerron2 @hubie0 @wallstreeter43 @indifferentnick @Dracalous @Print2Fits @BlackMesa1998 @IllinLaneCraig @DayvidMaxwell @atheist_andy @TakeThatDarwin @GreekVikingX @StevieSteveSGR @infidelbyfaith @Seabeacon7 @jhaahjj @ReplaceReligion @The_Vagitarian @LanaResistance @merz_steven @Navyvet270 @Erydactyl @oicoSapien @The_Ouroborus @AnAtheistBoy @mikewhiteatcj @WatcherOnAWall @LeafsNation77 @LoriCopley @DebunkAtheists @JohnThomT @silkyboy78 @fentyfave @caseydaniellle @bhat1116 @chris_method @lyonsnyc @RonClandon I didn't make that promise. Besides, whoever wrote the claim that I did, spelled my name backward.

@NoReligonNoGod Yeah, lots of people worship Dog, but tend to get it all backward when they write my name... so I really don't care much for the whole being worshipped bit. Then there are those who think that fairy tale book of theirs tells the truth about me. I sure could do without their help.

@CultOfEh Of course. I could even stop myself from seeing it. Quite easily from this distance. Anyway, "All Powerful Dog" is my name, not a claim. I just figured you forgot the caps.

@SamuelSemmens I don't see how "does go through different layers." constitutes a question. You expect people to answer that?

@BarackObama I disagree with that first statement. I think "now" is often a better time than "the holiday season" for anything that makes the world a better place. Why wait for holidays to do something good for the world we live in?

@LanaResistance @colvin127 @NoScienceDenial @TedPerkins10 @Vancelvania @dcj_daniel @DonaldKronos @MexMarc @Biology95954229 @MarkHerron2 @hubie0 @wallstreeter43 @indifferentnick @Dracalous @Print2Fits @BlackMesa1998 @IllinLaneCraig @DayvidMaxwell @WoodsfordMartin @atheist_andy @TakeThatDarwin @GreekVikingX @StevieSteveSGR @infidelbyfaith @Seabeacon7 @jhaahjj @ReplaceReligion @The_Vagitarian @merz_steven @Navyvet270 @Erydactyl @oicoSapien @The_Ouroborus @AnAtheistBoy @mikewhiteatcj @WatcherOnAWall @LeafsNation77 @LoriCopley @DebunkAtheists @JohnThomT @silkyboy78 @fentyfave @caseydaniellle @bhat1116 @chris_method @lyonsnyc @RonClandon Yeah, something like that. Depends on which one though. The evil demon Yahweh likes that sort of thing.