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@SimonMcCoyTV Unfortunately it’s pretty much The Lords busiest day today, rising from the dead takes some considerable effort, I reckon he’s beyond helping anyone today!

Dear Lord…

@IAPonomarenko Over the last several years I have learned a few things, one being how smart you are. I therefore suggest that you are joking! And quite convict is, but nevertheless it’s a joke.

So, you're telling me the Earth has turned upside down since 1972, the oceans got so much dirtier, and -- not to mention -- the whole planet has clearly shrunk in size. Got it. Again, why can't they keep their story straight? Also, the 1972 image was clearly edited to hide that mysterious dot from humanity, which somehow reappeared in 2026. Why is that? And where are the stars? Checkmate, NASA. P.S. All I see is the same round flat disc in 1972 and 2026 alike.

@RaymondArroyo You know Good Friday was yesterday

In terms of raw cinema The Passion of the Christ remains the most searing portrait of Christ’s passion and crucifixion ever filmed. Mel Gibson’s masterpiece, and Jim Caviezel’s otherworldly performance should have won all the awards. No matter… it is still winning souls. And yes, I’m watching it again this #GoodFriday

@dom_lucre Looks like it’s probs a lion from Trafalgar Square but…yeah

🔥🚨VIRAL NOW: This man stood on at the top of the Westminster Bridge in London to represent Christianity.

@richardpbacon Indeed, or his act(?)

Just nonsense, the Queen only did one Easter message in her entire reign. But what’s not nonsense is this man’s breakdown is playing out on social media.

@jonsopel watching you on @PiersUncensored @piersmorgan fabulous to hear your sanity and judged views, supportive inability to hide your disdain at others (insane) comment)Nice one! Welldone

@WillisChristie @altontowers £600????? Were you staying full week???

Gross! You’d think @altontowers would have cleaned their rooms over the winter!! Went to plug in a medical devise at the head of the bed and met with several years worth of dust, q-tips and goodness knows what else (carpet is blue). Paid £600 and this is what we get??? Do better

@LibertyCappy They’re fab with bacon inside too!!

What happened to Britain?

@ATRightMovies Interstellar- even the robots are shite

@MindfulDIY She’s dead I gues

My grandmother from Italy taught me

@blueskypinit So many questions…who- thinks this shit up? Thinks it’s funny? Watches it all through? Asks grok is it real? For fucks sake

Surprise: A military husband reunites with his wife while she’s at work

@GriftReport I am a catholic, and I would have asked him to pipe down

A vicar was on a train and gives out some books of "hope" honestly how do you feel about this? I'm not a Christian myself but I did think this was quite nice, specially since this is a Christian country. Thoughts?

@RickyDoggin Quick - use this towel so it doesn’t get dirty

I don't even know what this is...🤮🤮🤮

@bradfordmdc hiya - having read this item - #Echobox=1774725226" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/25974681.… - where do I put my respective recycling and food waste plz

@jmbfn @Florida3Lover @AgileBrad @HowThingsWork_ @grok Sorry what am I missing? It seemed as event that grok made stupid mistake! Help me out

@JacobDuck @Florida3Lover @AgileBrad @HowThingsWork_ @grok Suggest you read it again 🙄

Quiz time! Can you guess what is being made here? 🤔

@Florida3Lover @AgileBrad @HowThingsWork_ @grok How thick are you? If you can’t answer something so simple then how can people trust more complex answers? And what is terrifying is people don’t question what answers you give

@AgileBrad @HowThingsWork_ @grok @grok that is incorrect this is rubber

@FriendAtPlay @th13_teen Fuck me…. Seriously? Adults want to go on children’s rides? Pricks

@JacobDuck @th13_teen Ride nerds who will run and push just to tick off another rollercoaster they've been on.

Sad that Alton Towers even have to post this because grown adults will swarm the ride on opening day because fun piece of metal. Enjoy Bluey sure, but this is a children’s coaster in a children’s area of a theme park. Children should be prioritised. Let them have their moment.

@th13_teen Thank you…so the outrage is …??

@JacobDuck Alton towers are opening a new rollercoaster themed to Bluey for children! I’m sure your grandchildren would love it

@DerrenBrown well..very much wanted 2 be thrilled and engaged, very disappointed with the show I saw a few weeks back, refused to discuss with my bro till he’d seen this week.chatted & confirmed just nothing clever, pretty much same show and pics & people 4 weeks on