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@Samanth09611221 What?? People think people believe this tripe?

It looked like his HEAD EXPLODED!😲

@EklundElek @Mellor76 You utter prick

Why am I a traitor?!?!

@Kooshykooooooo Has not as

What have I just watched .....This is what social media as done to society

@stephenshouse Whilst there’s a time and a place for everything, it really isn’t the end of the world it will wash off and yes I’d have wiped it away after but in perspective it’s not “disgusting “

Yesterday we installed a lovely new bench that was kindly donated at great expense, today someone has seen fit to allow their children to do this. Not only is chalking within the gardens not permitted this is just vandalism. We are disgusted that anyone thinks this acceptable

@culturaliteral1 She’s off tiktok and it’s clearly filmed for that

Esta chica no paraba de levantarse para ir al baño en el avión cada veinte minutos. En un momento dado, el pasajero de su lado dejó de levantarse y simplemente la dejaba pasar saltando por encima. Después de la cuarta o quinta vez, la verdad es que ya se convirtió en parte de la rutina. Supongo que a esto se refieren cuando dicen que siempre hay que elegir el asiento del pasillo.

@Chris_1791 Horrible?? He was horrible?? See if you can choose worse words next time

Just watched SNL with Sir Paul McCartney performing "Band on the Run"—one of my favorite songs. And I know Paul is 83 years old, but he was horrible. 😪 So sad.

@MarioOlianas Where abouts were you?

Soooold out

@MerlinFDC4 so….in really hope you are very well! And then.. last week I experienced the most amazing cocktail.. a shaky Pete, in hawksmoor manc. A stunning drink. 2 questions 1- if I asked you would you have known it, and 2- could you quickly recreate it? Try one twas lovely

#masterchef ahhh shucks these presenters are pretty dire, then they announce a Legend guest… who could it be? Raymond? Heston? Carluccio?? No some spanner of a child innit

@Mrdecent000 Why does anyone get past 3swcknds of these shit clips? Who has the time to fuck about acting so badly why is the world so shit?

Bully gets INSTANT KARMA...😳 He will never bully again...

@InsaneReality he looks like a corpse

This is what peak clicking performance looks like

@gilescoren @HeinzUK @GreggsOfficial Ridiculous of course BUT what insanity makes someone put ketchup on a sausage roll??

This, by the way, is the open bottle of @HeinzUK tomato ketchup that the (perfectly nice and polite) server at @GreggsOfficial would not let me have a tiny squirt of on my sausage roll because “it’s only allowed on breakfasts” (which I don’t think they even sell).

@QueenAnticommie It’s not our responsibility to pay the server the employer pays the server

I agree with this! If you can’t afford a tip, stay home

You think a train to Liverpool costs £300? Is that L for sterling or Lira? 🙄 🤨Are 5 of your friends traveling with you?

@NoContextHumans mostly rubber

Do you use the handrail on the escalator? 🤢

@StephenMulhern Newsnight

If I could host ANY show in the world… what should it be? Curious to see what you come up with!

@Glinner Fair comment!

"My Dad is coming home." WTF?

@ClownWorld When slaver falls from your mouth and you put food in someone else mouth that you’ve been squishing yeah, that’s pretty gross

@ZoeJardiniere I can.

You cannot tell me you watch this video and think the police behaviour needs no explanation.

@susie_dent That thing in the hallway to put shoes in!!! Ours is called Barney

A question: what are the things you wish there was a word for? And have you come up with your own word to fill that gap?