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Ten Ways Your Own Butthole May Be Killing You

@byalexcoffey @bcagnazz @Eklund What’s up!

@Allerpants @bcagnazz @Eklund Hi Alley! I have a quick question for you if you could follow me back, thanks so much

After Sydney Crosby took an embellishment penalty. His first in his career. You gotta love the people looking up at the screen and seeing the embellishment, and then the woman’s expression to Crosby and Crosby’s expression back. This is Class stuff.

@bcagnazz @Eklund Lmao hush

@Allerpants @Eklund A full male, but with childlike idiocy and wonder

@Philly_ASA Haha no worries! You’re not the only one!

@Allerpants Oops! Well he is amazing!

I will die for my country Philadelphia.

@SEPTA @SEPTA_SOCIAL @SEPTAPHILLY @SEPTANews He's probably hunkered down & hiding very close by. Are any SEPTA employees able to check down under the platforms, etc for us?

@SEPTA @SEPTA_SOCIAL @SEPTAPHILLY @SEPTANews Please help!! This cat got loose yesterday, 10/30, around 5pm at the 2nd and Market SEPTA station and ran down the tracks. We'd like to set a trap but staff wouldn't allow it (which I understand, it can be dangerous). Please help!!!!

@annehelen Heard a story where some prospective clients were invited out to play golf with the boss. A woman was amongst the new clients. When they arrived, she was told she wasn’t allowed to play until the afternoon. The course would not allow women to play until a certain time in the day.

Just thinking of a hobby primarily practiced by women that takes even close to as much time as golf

Like you don’t have to be size inclusive if you don’t want to, but stop advertising that you are so I can stop wasting my time looking at clothing that wouldn’t even fit just ONE of my thighs

If you only stock clothing up to size XL and consider yourself size inclusive, just like … stop?

@AllyKarl Ok good ❤️❤️

@AllyKarl Ok you safe tho? This sounds scary

I met an unhoused woman who has two years of disability payments sitting in a bank account she cannot access because she does not have an ID. After months we finally got her birth certificate and then she woke up to a sweep where all of her paperwork was thrown away.

@gabecagnazzi @CalSFro you’re not involved

@Allerpants @CalSFro ???

@CalSFro sup stud

@PennDOTNews Done! Thank you. It’s still there :(

@Allerpants Please visit customercare.penndot.gov to fill out a report.

@PennDOTNews there is a deceased large adult tabby cat next to the median going east on 676, right before the last exit before you merge onto 95N. There is nowhere to stop on 676, acct can’t pick it up for the same reason (too dangerous). 311 directed me to you. Can u help?

uhhhhh did anyone else see that commercial from “meta” that has an original song that featuring the lyrics “per-son-alized ads help good ideas get found” that’s sung by peaches??? Yeah I hate it

@PhillyPolice there is a seemingly deceased large adult brown tabby cat next to the median going east on 676, right before the last exit before you merge onto 95N. There is absolutely nowhere to stop on 676, acct can’t pick it up for the same reason (too dangerous). Can u help?

@philly311 there is a seemingly deceased large adult brown tabby cat next to the median going east on 676, right before the last exit before you merge onto 95N. There is absolutely nowhere to stop on 676, acct can’t pick it up for the same reason (too dangerous). Can u help?