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Alastair Craig 📸📝

Alastair Craig 📸📝

@Ally_Craig_

For insta 📸: alastair_craig_78 - Journalist type, likes photography

Newcastle-upon-Tyne Katılım Kasım 2009
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Graham Linehan
Graham Linehan@Glinner·
Next Thursday and Friday I'll be in town to appeal my charge for throwing young Tarquin's phone. Do come along! Southwark Crown Court
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Alastair Craig 📸📝
Alastair Craig 📸📝@Ally_Craig_·
@LeeHurstComic Always on the wrong side of everything. He wouldn’t be standing trial if she had said it was consensual. There’s dense, then there’s Lee
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Lee Hurst
Lee Hurst@LeeHurstComic·
I’m not a fan of Russell Brand at all, but people claiming he raped a 16 year old, when it was consensual, are either posting for likes or are wholly ignorant of the age of consent in the UK. Either way, not a good look.
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Camilla Tominey
Camilla Tominey@CamillaTominey·
Why are supermarkets sacking staff who tackle shoplifters rather than tackling shoplifters?
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Alastair Craig 📸📝
Alastair Craig 📸📝@Ally_Craig_·
@rcuffy Don’t ever do this: ~ Wow, you look beautiful, really suits you! ~ She’d double booked so I’m going back on Friday
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Robert Cuffe
Robert Cuffe@rcuffy·
Linda was at the hairdressers for 4 hours. When she got back I nodded approvingly, smiled and said ‘I really like it’ Linda said ‘thank you’ I have no idea what she’s had done. Years of practice You’re welcome lads
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Alastair Craig 📸📝
Alastair Craig 📸📝@Ally_Craig_·
@London_W4 Can you moor anywhere in the Thames area or do you have restrictions? Sounds like a wonderful arrangement! Cheers 🍻
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Alastair Hilton
Alastair Hilton@London_W4·
The walk home tonight. I can see my boat from here. It’s more picturesque here than where I lived this morning.
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Brad
Brad@blt9319·
If you actually enjoy drinking beer (aren’t gay), the solo pint for a man will make any day a good day. Can be 5, 10, 15 (even 20 if you’re a soft lad) minutes of pure peace. Sometimes it’s thinking bad stuff, sometimes it’s good stuff. But it’s peaceful.
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Graeme Bandeira
Graeme Bandeira@GraemeBandeira·
My top five favourite pints: 1. Airport pint. Out of office on. The first of the holiday 🍺 2. Balcony pint on holiday while Mrs Bandy gets ready. Take yer time luv 🍺 3. Hotel bar pint while you “get your bearings” 🍺 4. Sunday pint with the dog 🍺 5. Train pint or can 🍺
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Alastair Hilton
Alastair Hilton@London_W4·
And now the hardest part of the holiday; having to give this lovely bottle of wine away. The hotel gave it to me as a gift and I didn’t get time to drink it, so the taxi driver will get a nice present at the airport.
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Anvi🍒
Anvi🍒@anvixox·
Saturday is the only true weekend day, Friday is a whole ass work day and Sunday is giving pre-monday vibes, We have really been scammed, tricked, hoodwink, mislead, deceived!!!
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The Purple Pimpernel
The Purple Pimpernel@Eyeswideopen69·
The “Brains of Britain First” this one…
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Matt Goodwin
Matt Goodwin@GoodwinMJ·
Long day. Huge numbers. Thank you to everybody who helped us today. We are on target.
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Tom Harwood
Tom Harwood@tomhfh·
Number 10 this year confirmed it has cancelled afternoon lobby briefings with journalists. This halves journalists' access to government. Now ministers genuinely entertain the idea of banning twitter dot com. I feel like I'm living in a parallel universe.
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Alastair Craig 📸📝
Alastair Craig 📸📝@Ally_Craig_·
@thecarolemalone It’s a fake video, generated by AI for God’s sake. Are you taken in my literally everything you seen on X? You never learn
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Laurence Fox
Laurence Fox@LozzaFox·
The babies want to jump, but mummy wants to hump.
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