Allya Yourish

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Allya Yourish

@AllyaYourish

she/her. BA: New College of Florida, MFA: Iowa State University. Fulbright alum. I work in civics ed. described by professors as a menace to have in class.

Katılım Aralık 2012
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Allya Yourish@AllyaYourish·
@KristaDiamond It's so funny to me whenever there is LitMag Discourse that breaks MFA containment. Everyone has very appropriate responses to this very, very serious issue.
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Krista Diamond@KristaDiamond·
Congrats to everyone on a successful day of normal reactions to a piece of writing from a university literary journal with a circulation of like 4,000
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helmet girl@sbodrojan·
idk I think it is imperative to treat your relative discomfort w strangers pissing in public as basically irrelevant compared to the bloodthirsty indignities forced on the unhoused and disenfranchised in America.
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Elnathan John@elnathan_john·
I should be sleeping but I fucked around and mistakenly clicked on a link I wasn't even interested in and went down the most insane rabbit hole and now I know everything about Scott Moir and Tessa Virtue and their 22 years of figure skating together and how they are both straight and married to other people but Scott still worships her in interviews and Scott and Tessa even have a book together called Our Journey from Childhood Dream to Gold which is like $13.37 for the hard cover but $7.45 for the paperback and gosh have you seen how they hold each other in cover photo, but anyway, you know Scott went and married another skater-turned-physician assistant called Jaclyn so it wasn't that he didn't want to marry a skater and even crazier, on the day Scott and Jaclyn were getting married Scott admitted to talking too much about Tessa even though Tessa was somehow not invited to the wedding or was invited and chose not to go, who knows, then like shortly after Tessa went and married an NHL player Morgan and now both Scott and Tessa have kids with their respective partners and there are people with social media accounts dedicated to waiting for Scott and Tessa to divorce Jaclyn and Morgan so they can finally get married and people have done videos with clips from interviews over 20 years where Tessa is looking at him the way I looked at the first copy of my first book when it arrived and I was finally able to tear it out of the carton with too much padding, and gosh have you seen the way they held each other each time they won a medal and I know I should be sleeping or working or finding a Valentine but I was breathless the whole time I was reading this shit and I don't think I will ever be the same again so I thought I must share this and the cover photo of their $13.37/$7.45 book with you so you see what the hell I have been dealing with.
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Allya Yourish
Allya Yourish@AllyaYourish·
I am ashamed of this institution. I dedicated over 2 years of my life working at USHMM, fundraising on behalf of Holocaust memory in the belief that this education is part of the scaffolding that would guard us against genocide. Never again must mean now, or it means nothing
US Holocaust Museum@HolocaustMuseum

Anne Frank was targeted and murdered solely because she was Jewish. Leaders making false equivalencies to her experience for political purposes is never acceptable. Despite tensions in Minneapolis, exploiting the Holocaust is deeply offensive, especially as antisemitism surges.

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Allya Yourish@AllyaYourish·
I understand many bad things keep happening, but the way to communicate this cannot be to constantly put images of the dead bodies of murdered people on every social media site without warning.
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Allya Yourish@AllyaYourish·
After she fretted about it for a little while, I finally told my non-Jewish wife that she could spell Hannukah any way she wanted on the invites she was making for our party. Looked at them now and realized she somehow spelled it wrong. It can be any way, but not like that.
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Allya Yourish@AllyaYourish·
@ScrlttMatriarch That sounds like our gifts! I gave the cat $4,000 (surgery, pain meds, new food, technology to dole out the new food) and now she's going to stop peeing everywhere. Please. Please I'm begging.
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Allya Yourish@AllyaYourish·
@OgLakyn Justin Bieber! Born to teen parents, discovered in the late 2000s via YouTube! That time was like the peak time to be "discovered" on the Internet, OP's story isn't eliciting nearly enough pity for me to embrace AI in art.
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Allya Yourish@AllyaYourish·
I have wanted a very specific coffee maker for two years now but it costs $180 and never seems to get marked down far enough to even be worth the daydream. Today I found it new on eBay and offered $80!!!! And I got it!! $100 off!!! My dream moka pot!!! So lucky!!!
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Allya Yourish@AllyaYourish·
@ScrlttMatriarch Us together, ruining men's days by reminding them women can experience solidarity and joy since 2013 :) (I forget about that man for 5 years at a time and then remember him and loudly, audibly groan. Is that cancelation?)
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Allya Yourish@AllyaYourish·
@OgLakyn This is such a good way of testing out wardrobe additions, I'm so amazed
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Lakyn Thee Stylist@OgLakyn·
Currently evaluating whether I should add an olive coat to my wardrobe by painting my nails the color I want for the coat and observing how well it matches all my outfits. I only need to own one coat, so it has to make sense. If this doesn’t work, I’ll do a nice caramel.
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Allya Yourish@AllyaYourish·
@ScrlttMatriarch <3 thank you for stopping and doing the right thing. it mattered that you stopped, kitty had a kinder short life because of you
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Allya Yourish@AllyaYourish·
@SilentSkyZero @caitcamelia It used to be one of the best educational institutions in the country, with more Fulbrights per capita than any other school. They ruined it to prove a point, and now they're building statues to rub salt in the wound. New College was the canary in the coal mine two years ago.
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Allya Yourish@AllyaYourish·
This is all that matters to me
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Allya Yourish@AllyaYourish·
I had a bad day and came home from work sobbing and my wife surprised me with 4lbs of potatoes from my favorite restaurant. They don't even serve their potatoes in this quantity, and she asked them to make an exception for me. Potatoes (and my wife) are the best
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