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And buy coffee and dog treats. :)

@difficultpatty @DownFrontArtist You are too romantic for X

First date idea: We eat Peanut Butter M&M's until our stomachs hurt.

@lasagnaonabeach Sun? Where?🤷🏼

@the_fit_fem Amen sister. Walk in my shoes first.. then open your mouth

People who have never been overweight in their life certainly seem to have a lot of opinions what people who are overweight should and shouldn’t be doing daily.

@GoblinWriter 🫪

The first book in my new cozy fantasy series is with my beta readers. I should have this light and fun adventure ready to share in May. 🐉 📚

@the_fit_fem Shush…. It’s all about making America great again🤷🏼 don’t we hang a general to fire

I finally did my taxes and my federal taxes were double this year than they were last year. I thought republicans were all about lowering taxes.

@the_fit_fem Hideous, yeah. Like that flies🤷🏼

I love when dudes on Twitter try to convince me I’m hideous like I don’t have access to mirrors and self confidence.

@difficultpatty @boilermakerkev Queens speak truth!!

@boilermakerkev That does not qualify as a sandwich.

Somebody tell me what the holy heck is going on here?!? And by somebody I specifically mean the Queen of Sandwich @difficultpatty

@difficultpatty Period tracker???😳

Why am I feeling like this? Ugh. *looks at period tracker* Oh.

😱

@difficultpatty You could put the guard you had out at Christmas time back up…

I’m having a group of students over to my house for dinner tonight, increasing the likelihood that my house will be pranked in the coming months by eleventy billion percent.

@difficultpatty Ummm, where’s the cheese 🤷🏼

Had a sandwich today and thought you guys should know.

@difficultpatty What accent?

I just need you guys to see my new cute accent wall.

@the_fit_fem @berryimpulse In my younger days I tried to learn. I figured I’d make a better comedian, but it was fun

@berryimpulse Confession: I have no idea how to flex my muscles 😅

@difficultpatty @IPNetGeek Where’s the cheese??🤷🏼

@IPNetGeek Look delish. 🤤🤤

Had a pretty cool sandwich while traveling, @difficultpatty… It’s called “Sweetness” which they describe as Black Forest Ham, Swiss Cheese, Red Apple & Honey Mustard on a Grinder. It’s from Whole Deli in Rocky Hill, CT. Pretty legit. Not my best photo but it was delicious.

Here’s a sandwich.

@GoblinWriter There be more dragons coming!

The typo hunter reports are back on Fire and Fang, Book 4. I will be ready to publish this puppy in the coming week! :)

You are truly dedicated to your dragon decor if you add this lamp to your home. :D etsy.com/listing/443660…

@GoblinWriter 🤔…think about it though. Dragons can do this

My fingers (brain) often mix up perused and pursued. I just caught my dragon chef pursuing ingredients in the pantry. :O

@the_fit_fem Many years ago I knew nutritionist who worked for the VA in Reno. I misspoke the word and he corrected me. I’ve long forgotten what he said. 🤷🏼

Dietician vs Nutritionist: What’s the difference? Are they the same? Let’s discuss