Alo David

@GeoStrait @itz_taser Do you know whose picture is that?

@itz_taser Calm down men can be violent sometimes This is not makeup or AI

With a good makeup artist, anyone can stage injuries. Believe women at your own peril.

@29Havertz43802 I guess you like toxic relationships

I’m an Arsenal fan, but I don’t want us winning the league tonight through Man City vs Bournemouth at the Vitality 😅 It wouldn’t feel fully earned. I’m hoping City win 0-3, then we beat Crystal Palace ourselves to be crowned. That would feel far more special. Thoughts?

@_Nsznn That's why CEOs are struggling to employ those "60% youths" who are using GheGhe as their prof

I will bet anything, 60% of Nigerian youths learnt more things from Gehgeh than Soyinka.

@heisHIM3694 Sowore fan

After 40 years of marriage femi otedola is finally divorcing his wife nana otedola after a failed DNA test on their son. Fear women o

Shame on anyone who wishes to see a Tinubu's presidency beyond its first miserable term that I can't wait to end.

@Adikastakes Please rest

First half- Trossard pushes a Burnley player to floor, no yellow card. Second half- Havertz will an extremely dangerous challenge and no red card. Embarrassing!!

Bandits entered a school . Kidnapped all the students and teachers. Now they just beheaded one of the teachers. 💔💔💔💔 Torturing the rest. Everywhere is silent like nothing happened. This country is fucked 😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

@ruffydfire Yeah, there is only outcry on irrelevant topics online

A teacher beheaded and a nation is silent

@HandofArsenal We need Gyco presence in that box

Mikel Arteta with an absolute masterstroke picking Kai tonight. GET IN

@EkyDorlyn @dammiedammie35 Hahahaha how will the country be better when some youths think like you 😅

@dammiedammie35 This one will pretend like he's not working for president Tinubu

“Tinubu is a fa!lure, Tinubu is that reference in the Bible that says the devil is coming to st£al, kp@! and d£stroy. How k!dnapp£rs have gotten the audacity to go into a church school to carry students and teachers. Where’re all the policemen and securities in the state ? Tinubu doesn’t have the answers because his bra!n is old, he can’t move Nigeria forward, economy wise, security wise, nothing.” -Very dark man reacts to the unfortunate k!dn@pp!ng incident that happened in Ibadan yesterday

@Officialchike After a man begged you to leave his wife alone, you still continue sleeping with his wife... classless

Pity My Soul!

@Mrs__Abrahams @wealthyseyi @PulseNigeria247 So, kneeling to propose is a good thing? Which implies proposing any other way is a bad thing? Na wa o

@wealthyseyi @Alofemidavid @PulseNigeria247 Even though, it’s good to adopt good things. If not you would still be wearing leaves and living in mud houses

“I did not go down on my knees when proposing to my wife because I told her it was a mutual decision. We are not begging each other to be with each other.” - Made Kuti

@Mrs__Abrahams @PulseNigeria247 Honoring is not by kneeling down... treating her right in the marriage and respecting her every day is the main honor you should crave for!

@PulseNigeria247 It’s not about begging her. It’s about honoring her 🙄

@sowore @adekunleGOLD This is too petty from Sowore! It's not uncommon for people to have made dumb posts in the past. If we start digging everyone old tweets, including you, we will find lots of shit... Do you want us to judge a man for 2012 tweets? He has grown, you should grow too

This was @AdekunleGold in 2012 openly criticizing then President @GoodluckJonathan. Back then, it was rightly called free speech, and if he had been arrested for those tweets, we would have been on the streets demanding his immediate release. How then does someone who benefited from freedom of expression turn around years later to use the police, courts, and the brutal cybercrime framework against ordinary Nigerians over online banter and social media exchanges? You cannot enjoy free speech when you are powerless and criminalize it the moment you become influential. Freedom of expression must apply to everyone, celebrities, politicians, activists, and poor young Nigerians on social media alike. The Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG must stop acting as a private army for the rich and famous, while the judiciary must stop handing down outrageous punishments over internet speech that should never be criminal matters in the first place.

@msmocrown @cyril_bad It takes 2 to make marriage work...can 2 work together except they agree? That sometimes has nothing to do with leadership skills but the willingness of both parties to do the needful

@cyril_bad You may state your reasons

As a man, you cannot be a good leader and your marriage will fail.

@the_Lawrenz Yet you lot want to support Man City to win the league... mental

The boys didn’t even play bad at all. We just have the referees and the entire English FA against Chelsea. We try again next season.

@favour16685 Ur mom is proud of you 👏

If I ever get into another relationship again, on my soul, I won’t be faithful.

@trigottista You lot pray for the fall of VDM more than you wish to see the fall of the corrupt politicians in Nigeria. Smh

VDM just use Randy Peters and Mama Pee cast himself sha The unraveling go loud

@Emeksonn @freemind1227448 @YKoluwaseun9 @MatthewChi69519 Do you think this is 1990? Players now are not on that level like old legends

@freemind1227448 @YKoluwaseun9 @MatthewChi69519 E concern am oo....Tomorrow now we begin hear how Nigeria abandoned their ex players

Victor Osimhen needs a financial adviser Paying 7.8 million naira per night for VeryDarkMan’s hotel room is very unnecessary.

@OluwadaraDaily @FootballEra_ How? Arsenal always has a long injury list every season. You now think somehow, Isak will miraculously stay fit all season, not possible

@FootballEra_ What if he never had these issues at Arsenal?

“Arsenal should’ve blown the entire £200m attacking budget on Isak because he’s a ‘superstar’ instead of signing Gyokeres and Eze for £120m”