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@might_be_kb @Bokang_BigSis @SilasNchabeleng I rate all black women.

@Bokang_BigSis @SilasNchabeleng When they are talking about black beauty the are referring to this

Whoever she is, she ate 😍😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥

@bernardakudugu @lulanzeashirafu Because we Africans are warm people, and when you make a step, you reach back and lift those you left home.

@lulanzeashirafu How is it even your duty as a child to give your mum a better life?

Heartbreaking. A young man who left home five years ago to work in Dubai, driven by the dream of giving his mother a better life, returned today only to find she'd passed away before he could make it back, after years of sacrifice and struggle... and he's met a grave instead of his mother.

@TTChelps it’s my first time knowing TTC trains have reduced and regular speed zones.

@Mnyika_1 From Kanyamkago to Yimbo nokineno Nyaluo? Kiawa.

Wambo from Kirinyaga has been my girlfriend since year 1 in campus. The time to present her to my family came and when I did it the family didn't show her the facial expression. They called me to a secret meeting saying no husband has gone to an old age with a murima beb in our land Nyanza. All the Murima bebs that were married to our people killed the husband and took their kids ,changed their names to murima names and took all the properties. I have never told this woman anything, she is 5 months pregnant and I think she is not the type ok kikuyu women that can kill a husband. She is a different breed. My family concluded that I should never go back with my girl to their place . I have decided to live with my woman in town . So help me God

@Malolo_kings @Adele_lide Are you pregnant?

@Adele_lide Si kwa ubaya wajaluo wataishii kuwa wajinga wa politics hadi siku ya mwisho😂😂😂. Look at how they argue and their politics you will see why since 60 years there are under developed.

Prof. Tom Ojienda aka Delarue is poised to become the next Governor of Kisumu in 2027 Huyu hana competition.

Wuod Alego graduated Magna cum laude, at Harvard Law School. According to reporting by The Daily Pennsylvanian, a former Wharton professor, William T. Kelley, was quoted posthumously by a friend as saying Trump was “the dumbest student he ever had.”

@Manvbai @Dr_AustinOmondi Are you pregnant?

@Dr_AustinOmondi Kisungu gi sunga to turi lkn tich,ayaye onge..amuna to gi ajawa bas,wariek wasomo moloyo jomoko

Siaya and Baringo are interesting regions because both are synonymous with high poverty levels despite being the home of PM Odinga and President Moi.

@PreenceNicholas @AmayiOmbima @Thriving_luos Ombima was giving you context.

@AmayiOmbima @Thriving_luos Did you see any contestation of the origin thereof, anywhere in my reply?

Rangwe MP Dr. Lilian Gogo is surprised that Sifuna, aged 44, has only one DEGREE

@georgem43542271 @citizentvkenya I’m not responsible for that Gen Z ignorance of history. Kibaki with his tribal cohorts stole the 2007 election and got sworn it at night.

@AloiseIvan @citizentvkenya You must be a mellinial.well educated to toe the line en work overlooking all facts en changed times.we have a whole generation from 2007 that knows nothing of what you say en they are more en growing.take note.

Paul Muite: The normal working hours are daylight hours. How is it that the National Assembly could not even wait for the next day to transmit their resolution to the Senate. It was transmitted at night

@Mr_MikeOG This tweet is fatherless behaviour.

Your mom came as a maid and your dad angukaad nae

@CNairobian1_ Unaita mamako tilapia

Hapa kidoggo huyu tilapia babe awake bana

@OtienoKenny Toa umama hapa.

This is not a Tifo for crying out loud. It's a huge banner, still not big enough to be called a Tifo as compared to the size of the stadium, no of fans etc #FootbyallKE

@bonnie_kenny @Nyamisa_Chela Heal boy heal.

@AloiseIvan @Nyamisa_Chela How can you cancel an insignificant person?😂

The day Shonarwa will be crying…we will be here 😂

@Kwach_ Kiawa

@BKan1n @NelsonHavi You elected UhuruRuto 3 times, sit down and get off that high horse.

@NelsonHavi In a country with a lot of unemployed healthcare youths. None was competent enough to fill the role Gaucho occupies? He may not be involved in the technical but that doesnt mean there wasnt a better candidate more knowledgable in the technical side who can outperform Gaucho

You guys are being unfair to and unreasonable on Gaucho. The work of any Board is not technical, but policy making and implementation. It is almost perfunctory. Gaucho will not be required to perform technical medical functions. Let us stop this nonsense.

@wagaitharih @djeduhmaks Remove Raila from your rotten potato head.

@djeduhmaks They know he is the greatest Luo ever and not conman Raila

Please somebody school me here. Why do Gor Mahia fans idolise Tom Mboya? They're are always gathering around the Tom Mboya statue at Archives and I would like to know the history and connection the team had with Tom Mboya. Take me through.

@TeyaKev Unacceptable, Dr. Waweru is a top tier referee and a lecturer who taught me Math at JKUAT.

FIFA referee Peter Waweru was assaulted after the Mashemeji Derby at Nyayo National Stadium, with a fan accusing him of biased officiating. The supporter punched the official before security officers quickly intervened to rescue him.

@CarolRadull Nyadalawa sell me that jersey.

#MashemejiDerby Tingz My jersey is too small 🙄