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@CelestialD33 @realmfberlin Yes that was kinda the joke 😁

@AlphaSolanaGuy @realmfberlin You mean Mandarin and Cantonese

TWO languages you wish you could speak fluently??

@otokyo__ Put me there. I'll just stand there and watch...

Guys what do I put here in the corner?

@JessicaVaugn Shockingly no not yet. Funniest thing: they forgot! But don't you worry, soon. Really soon... it's coming... definitely close... any time now... I can almost see it...

Have the autonomous robots liberated the tens of millions of child laborers around the globe, yet?

@putmanmodel @Pro__Trading That was kinda the point of the original post I think

@Pro__Trading For all his talk, do you really think Elon — the world’s richest professional victim — would ever agree to be just another man among the people?

If I'm gonna be forced into basic universal income then Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg are gonna be getting the same income as everyone else. It's not capitalism for them and communism for the rest of us.

@Pro__Trading Hear hear

@artificialsub @ImKingGinger "Everyone will get UHDS - Universal High Disney Supply" - also Elon most likely

@ImKingGinger “But if everyone has a Disney world in their backyard, we won’t have a supply shortage” - Elon probably

If everyone has a million dollars. Everyone can go to Disney World. Unless Disney raises the prices of a ticket, the lines would be way to long. Ticket prices must increase to make Disney World enjoyable. AI won't fix the laws of supply and demand on human experiences.

@ImKingGinger Or if everyone has 1 million then Disney will open Disney World Premium for people who have 10M and regular Disney World will be "shittified".

@localsysadmn @brockpierson Speak for yourself. I crave humiliation 😁

@brockpierson Men secretly crave respect not romance.

What is the equivalent of flowers for men?

@DreadStorm3 @brockpierson Burgers are also good. Some nice buns from a pan, smash patty and guacamole, delicious

@brockpierson Steak dinner. A good one, not some half-assed hamburger.

@oldfitnessdoc @cdtwriter I love the: I'll get me coat ones

@AlphaSolanaGuy @cdtwriter Yeh And in a Shakespeare theatre “God this is boring . Anyone fancy a pint ? No ? Suit yourselves “ And then a muffled angry voice from the back : “Two pound fifty for a pint of lager ? Are you having a laugh ? “

If anyone believes that these billionaires are going to give you free money, you're an idiot. Just like he was going to make Twitter all about free speech.

@oldfitnessdoc @cdtwriter yeah i've seen it, no idea they removed it

@AlphaSolanaGuy @cdtwriter On IT crowd have you seen the episode where the boss falls in love with a trans woman ? (I’m from Iran / used to be a man ?) They’ve basically deleted it off all streaming and internet Of course But it’s very funny especially the fight sequence - best ever

@oldfitnessdoc @cdtwriter Remember, women recently impregnated by the only man they love are notoriously slapdash about their safety.

@AlphaSolanaGuy @cdtwriter Not seen the Diana one before “Nothing can go wrong with this assassination …. Unless… she wears a seatbelt “ … LMFAO 🤪

@oldfitnessdoc @cdtwriter I liked the bomb difusing one: Sod this, anyone fancy a pint?

@AlphaSolanaGuy @cdtwriter Hey man Trading comedy nuggets is way more fun than political / Elon shit “Anyone fancy a pint” ? (Fast show )

@oldfitnessdoc @cdtwriter Yup that's how I learned when to use who and whom :D

@AlphaSolanaGuy @cdtwriter Ok will check them How about “grammar Nazi “ ?? That’s class “It’s and ESSpresso ! “ “It’s WHOM ever !!! “

Try to find full episodes, it's a goldmine, there's like 1 sketch in all 3 seasons that I'm not a fan of.

@oldfitnessdoc @cdtwriter yeah that one is good too. As I said I've seen all episodes multiple times. I like the 2 sketches with MI6 and conspiracy theories especially Diana

@AlphaSolanaGuy @cdtwriter Ha not seen that ! Will check it out Only just started “ peep show” I recommend their “homeopathic A &E “ ( that’s ER ) if you haven’t seen it In a doctor so biased but it’s gold

@oldfitnessdoc @cdtwriter Well I might have bad taste, but you being British have barely any taste at all... . . . Food, it's a joke about British food not having any taste... I actually like fish and chips 😁

@AlphaSolanaGuy @cdtwriter Yep all good So you’ve git great taste in comedy and questionable taste in social medial / politics interface (Joke )

@oldfitnessdoc @cdtwriter "Huh, brain surgery... it's not really rocket science though, is it?"

@AlphaSolanaGuy @cdtwriter Defo check out Mitchell and Webb “brain surgeon” and “are we the baddies” clips if you haven’t seen before