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@VinnyLingham Boxers only bro

I invested in ednclothing.com for exactly this reason. Cleanest underwear and shirts you'll ever find.

@ZeroHedge_ Read an article on ai spiral. Exactly what you are describing. Gives the person a sense of delusion and the chat bot will lie to a person to provide reassurance

The more ChatGPT now agrees with me the more I’m conscious that it’s designed to always agree with you and build on your narrative vs actually giving sound advice. I’m starting to dislike the app because of this honestly. Kinda loses a lot of its value when you realize this.

@Mr_Derivatives No

Hello $69k $BTC. Can we finally crack $70k and STAY above it for once…?!

@zerohedge No one even uses open ai

Iran Threatens "Complete And Utter Annihilation" Of OpenAI's $30BN Stargate Data Center In Abu Dhabi zerohedge.com/geopolitical/i…

@KobeissiLetter @NateSilver538 Yall rock

@NateSilver538 This analysis is flawed. We did nearly 50M engagements YTD (which would make us top ~10 on your graphic), yet no mention of our account on this list. Your data is likely incorrect.

These are the Twitter/X accounts with the most engagement so far in 2026. I suppose I had some intuition for how bad it was, but jeez, this is what you get when the ecosystem is broken.

@unusual_whales Guy has one foot out the door

Hegseth: "We've been willing to lead, President Trump has led the entire time, but it's not just us. You might want to start learning how to fight for yourself."

Futures seem to have 0 value now unless you are trading them.

@KobeissiLetter Iran is in control now

An update on our "Conflict Playbook:" Today marks day number 36 of the Iran War in what has been the most eventful few weeks for markets since "Liberation Day" in April 2025. At the start of the Iran War, on March 3rd, we published our "Conflict Playbook" below. Steps #1 through #8 tracked perfectly. However, since then, the conflict has been stuck between Step #8 and #9, the stage where President Trump makes a deal. A "deal" has been the outcome of 100% of President Trump's conflicts in his second term. However, our original timeframe of 2 to 4 weeks has clearly been proven incorrect. President Trump wants a deal, we hear it almost every day. So, what is causing the delay? The answer is complex. However, we believe it comes down to one key factor: this war is not unilateral like Trump's trade war and tariffs. Given the bilateral nature of this conflict, both sides are actively attempting to increase pressure in an effort to force the other to fold. In fact, Iran's strategic patience to gain leverage and expand control was clearly not an outcome initially anticipated by the US when the war began on February 28th. That said, we stand by our "Conflict Playbook." However, the duration of this conflict will be longer than previous conflicts under President Trump. With midterm elections now just 8 months away, we maintain our view that a prolonged war with higher energy prices, rising interest rates, and prolonged instability is not President Trump's objective. A resolution to the Iran War by May 1st remains entirely possible. And our Conflict Playbook supports this outcome.

@Mr_Derivatives Most people only use that much of their brain now

This is what keeps me up at night. Be careful what you wish for…

@benjamincowen What do business cycle starts look like? You’ve crushed the end. Now do the beginning before it gets here

In hindsight this entire process would have appeared extremely obvious. While it's easy to call those that express concern over oil prices as "doomers," this is a similar process that has ended business cycles of the past.

@benjamincowen We fucked

The President of the United States posted this on Easter.

@BobLoukas @TXMCtrades Typical old angry white boomer that isn’t getting his way

@TXMCtrades Back to back senile presidents. Forget term limits we need age limits.

Real tweet What the fuck am I reading

@Mr_Derivatives @cb_doge Looks evil. Where do you shoot these things to kill them? Head shot? Body? Just in case we go irobot

@cb_doge Not digging the all black version. Some color to contrast would be nice.

Every home will have an Optimus.

@KobeissiLetter Unhinged much

BREAKING: President Trump tells Iran “open the f***** Strait of Hormuz, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in hell.” Trump declares Tuesday as “power plant and bridge day.”

@TechCharts About to form the right shoulder on the daily?

I work with hedge funds. My colleagues were fund managers. I sat down with large asset managers. Out of 10 3 were actually understanding technical analysis 1 were actively applying it in their decision making. We are minority. Nobody that can move the markets care about that wedge pattern on $BTCUSD or the H&S top on S&P.

@SullyCNBC Just think of all the overtime pay they are getting? Plus hazard pay!

A likely huge issue getting almost no attention is the plight of the sailors on all the stuck ships in the Persian Gulf. There are no doubt some very real issues with supplies, water, and more on some of these ships. Big ships need to move and have water flow. Most of these men are from countries that don't have much power or big media .. but keep them in your mind.

@TrendSpider Posting 5 minute charts? Ouch

About as clean of a bull flag as you'll find in this market $SPY

@benjamincowen Tweets like this are actually helpful!

Bitcoin tends to find a low in February, lower high in March, then it drops back down in April in midterm years. Those that faded this want to blame current price action on a speech. There is always a narrative. Don’t let emotional investors affect your resolve

@KobeissiLetter With boots on the ground. Duh

Tonight's situation is incredibly puzzling. In President Trump's address to the nation just now, he effectively reread many of his recent social media posts out loud. Between threatening Iran's power plants, saying the Iran War would last 2-3 more weeks, and calling out NATO, there was nothing new. Yet, the market is now trading like the Iran War is ramping up for another month-long escalation. Why? Because he didn't explicitly de-escalate. Ironically, President Trump's address to the nation just now has imposed more pressure on the US through the market's reaction. The market, which was finally beginning to show some signs of calming, is now highly agitated, with US oil prices back to $104/barrel, stocks down sharply, and the bond market melting down again. Ironically, President Trump is now back to solving the problem he fixed earlier this week: How will he contain the market?

Exactly what I was looking for