prod. already gone 🫵😹

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

I think Dr Seuss was just riffing purely based on how things sounded, but sometimes the words he came up with made clear that he had slurs rattling around in his head too

"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"

im on kino der toten watching car crash compilations on the big screen

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

Thank you veterans

This was an excellent joke he needed like 4 laughs here

Every masterpiece has a cheap imitation

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

In France, the baguette is price controlled, in Italy the espresso is cheap, in Germany the beer purity is protected by a 500 year old law… and in America, Costco keeps the hot dog at $1.50 under threat of death.

❤️ 🇺🇸 🐕 🐎 🐴!!

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

my dick good so I can definitely act how I want

if my spine snapped beneath the weight of my longing, i would still crawl toward the sound of your voice

Vital information big science doesn't want you to know

cats do not explain themselves. they simply walk away from rooms that feel wrong. there’s wisdom in that.