The Rooski

Modern Times:

My friends, they just get me.

@tom_does_stuff_ @punished_o That really depends on how you define alive

@AlwaysEyesWatch @punished_o He’s still alive?

"The eyes are a window to the soul." It has long been believed that the eyes are instrumental in recognizing emotional expression in those around us. The Starbuck's barista who's soft smile is accompanied by fluttering eyelashes. Like butterflies gliding on a soft summer breeze. She's not into you bro. A subtle, yet effective tip acquirement strategy. The PTSD ridden veteran's cold gaze, and motionless eyes. Both set aside harsh creases, crows feet. A silent understanding, that evil and good, laughter and suffering, can both co-exist. The examples are limitless, the eyes are the window to the soul. So what then can be ascertained by those who's eyes express seemingly nothing at all? Of course, this must be investigated in a case by case fashion. The soulless gaze of an underperforming athlete is very different than that of a serial killer. In the case of @Onision, it is my belief that his soulless, void filled eyes are a result of immense internal conflict. He is aware that his actions over the entirety of his internet career have been the driving force in his present day irrelevance. Despite this, he is unable to accept responsibility, instead tucking away and concealing any real emotion he may feel. If, for even a moment, his subconscious denial of responsibility was to falter, his soulless gaze would be replaced by unending tears. Similar to a chef, dicing an onion. xoxo, Rooski

Artemis II crew POV after trumps address tonight:

@garbagebabyreal @fishtankislive @BurtBronx During the inmate challenge when Burt was fully immersed, I was genuinely worried for that one little twink prisoner.

@AlwaysEyesWatch @fishtankislive @BurtBronx Asking for clarity on the question concerning the differences of reality and fantasy set off alarm bells in my head It was mostly that he was playing a role as a paid actor separate to FH and how far his role would go, but after curtain call this is worse

In Honor of Season 5 of @fishtankislive, here is a small edit I did of @BurtBronx the infamous season 3 contestant. Unfortunately Burt's insanity is difficult to replicate. Despite this, season 5 has been a lot of fun so far. Burt's Response to this edit below ↓

@FiresOfTruth @BurtBronx x.com/alwayseyeswatc…

pepperidge farm remembers @BurtBronx #fishtanklive

Well I don’t mean to be rude Greg, but maybe you should be focused on digging your way out of all those thousands in lawyer fees instead of trying to engagement farm on twitter… That being said: Last of us Uncharted 4 God of war Which coincidently may be the same list as you, given how each of those games involve children to some capacity.

Burt's Response with live chat:

It all makes sense now! Of course, @chrishansen showed up at your door to compliment your body, and treatment of women! How could I have been so foolish…

At one point in the not so distant past, this specimen had hundreds, even thousands of underaged fans pining for his attention. Skinny jeans ripped, checkered belt buckled, black shirt extra small. His ginormous hair resting atop his equally sized head like some kind of unkempt animal. Those were the days. Like a dentist from Minnesota, this hunter poached his fans one by one until finally, none remained. They had all aged too many years. Now his empire lay in ruin. His radioactive levels of cringe physically manifesting as terrible skin, and shorter hair. The last remaining fans fund his podcasts from their own wallet. A fate even more embarrassing than that of their leader. @grok do me a favor and kill this guy

I oftentimes find myself bookmarking almost every other post. I oftentimes DO NOT find myself reviewing those bookmarks. What a funny thing, save something to view later, only to never look at it again. The clips in this video were all bookmarked within the past 7 days on this very app. Some of them I don't ever remember seeing. Of course, this visual journey is accompanied by none other than The Cranberries' very own, "Linger." Maybe Lingering on social media posts is detrimental to our collective wellbeing... Who knows, who cares. Enjoy.

The chore you choose to complete while intoxicated is a window to the soul

Getting girls numbers at the bar just to steal Kroger fuel points at a later date

Fresh new Holy War? No, fresh new military operation. Yippee!

When you think about it, adopting a dog is kind of like a regime change for them

Little friendly advice here, this is not your ticket to 15 minutes of fame like you may be assuming. One look at the comment section told me everything I needed to know. You are in way over your head, a child fighting over something they do not understand. My advice? Pack it up and lay low, or don’t, I really enjoy watching people make a fool of themselves.