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@zackpeter AKA GLP-1 prescribers.

I’m starting to believe the aliens are among us

@MaryLTrump I’ve never seen a president with so much free time. It must be easy being the Peace President.

How can he possibly stay safe without a ballroom?

@JimmyBarnes Get some gravy on that thing.

Chip butty time… what? No sauce?

@DrNeilStone I had a believer tell me after taking worm tablets he had this huge worm come out his eye.

Snake oil salesman claiming worm pills are a miracle drug Oh wait that's the Health Secretary of the United States...

@KathyLette An actual King & a wanna be king in his make-believe throne room. He should stick to making burgers.

Best pic from Charles' trip - Two Kings, with a side order of sarcasm & irony to go. The main takeaway? That it's hard to know where Trump's megalomania ends & dementia begins... #StateVisit2026 #America250

@MichiganLawShow Black

@LawTabernacle @ClaytonsJustice I’m Aussie and have never heard of Arabella. I’ll be in the replay.

A check in. Has a plea been accepted? Also, the Aussie version of Laura Owens, Arabella del Busso. 10pm E youtube.com/live/_RSczEsgH…

@jimmycarr Looking good up there.

I’m in Rockhampton, Queensland - the ‘Beef Capital of Australia’ 🐮🇦🇺 Dates and tickets for the last of my Australian tour shows can be found here jimmycarr.com/tour/australia…

@NewsNation Yeah it’ll be released in about two weeks.

"I think we're gonna be releasing as much as we can in the near future": President Trump answered a question about the release of UFO files, adding that he's spoken with pilots who say "they saw things that you wouldn't believe." More: tinyurl.com/hk6f8c7a

@krassenstein As an Aussie, our Prime Minister wouldn’t last two seconds with that narcissistic, egotistical, dictatorial behaviour. Tall poppies get cut down real quick.

Pretend for just a second that the Prime Minister of the UK or Australia posted this of themselves on a social media platform that they owned, in the midst of a war that has gone horribly wrong. Now you know how the world feels about us. It’s embarrassing. I’m embarrassed to say I’m an American when I travel overseas.

@HouseofFluxx Thank you! Why aren’t more people saying this?

What the fuck is love on the spectrum?! What the fuck man.. that doesnt seem ethical..on so many levels..

@KathyLette I feel so sorry for Charles & Camilla having to put up with all those horrible, mindless losers. Imagine having to fake pleasure listening to those twats wanging on.

Why Vance didn't applaud the King's excellent speech? Because Trump attracts creeps like flies to a dropped chop - Hegseth, Patel, JFK Jnr, Rubio, Leavitt , Epstein etc nauseating etc ....

@allenanalysis Sleepy Don or is he just bored when he’s not speaking.

WHERE IS ABC? WHERE IS CBS? If this were Biden every one of those outlets would have 24/7 breaking news coverage.

@ClaytonsJustice Take that Mick Unplugged IYKYK. 😆

Love Trapped is now ranked #3 overall on the Apple podcast charts 🔥 #LoveTrapped #ClaytonEchard #LauraOwens #PregnancyHOAX #JusticeForAllVictimsOfLauraMichelleOwens

@etnow Looks like irons took the day off.

No days off for 𝓼𝓾𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓵 Heidi Klum at ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ premiere.🤩📸

@KathyLette @ProfBrianCox The sun doesn’t shine out of his arse but at the right angle it sure will shine from ear to ear.

It’s time Physics Professor Brian Cox rang Trump to break the news that the universe doesn’t revolve around him & that the sun doesn’t shine out of his arse. @ProfBrianCox #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #ImpeachTrump

@PhilHazell1 @TruthFairy131 Thank you.

Here are some facts Lozzy. Short answer: It’s extremely restricted, but not absolutely impossible. In New South Wales (NSW): •Abortion is freely available up to 22 weeks of pregnancy. •After 22 weeks (including 32 weeks), it can only happen in limited circumstances: •Two specialist doctors must agree it’s appropriate •They must consider things like the pregnant person’s health, wellbeing, and medical situation At 32 weeks, that means: •It is not done on request •It is very rare and usually only considered if: •There is a serious risk to the mother’s life or health, or •The fetus has severe abnormalities or cannot survive Across Australia generally, abortions that late are treated as major medical decisions and require strict medical justification and approvals. Reality at 32 weeks At that stage of pregnancy, doctors are more likely to: •Induce birth early (deliver the baby), rather than perform a typical abortion procedure •Provide neonatal care if the baby is viable ⸻ If you want, I can explain what actually happens medically at that stage or how decisions are made—those details can help make sense of why the law is so strict.

In Australia it is legal to kill this 32 week old baby. Feminists call this a clump of cells. There’s something very wrong with the West right now.

@DaniAhnDirect Congratulations Dani 🎉 Wonderful news, may it be all you wish and more. 💕🦋

Exciting news! I am moving to DC as I have accepted a position with the DOJ as a trial attorney. I appreciate you all for your patience and understanding as I had to stop streaming and wasn't sure if I should post anything about this new opportunity. I still won't go into details regarding which division I'll be working in as I have always tried to keep my private life and online presence separate. I appreciate everyone who has followed my channel over the years and for the many friends I have made along the way. I will miss you all as I will likely be too busy between being a full-time trial attorney and parent to stream for a while. I don't want to make promises I can't keep. I can upload small vlogs about family fun things to do in DC during the 250 anniversary of our country! Otherwise I'm limited in what content I can cover online. I am so honored, humbled, and excited to serve our country in this capacity. This opportunity is a dream come true for me and it's a privilege to serve our country during such a historic and monumental time in our nation's history. Until I see you all next time, God bless you, God bless your families, and God bless the United States of America!

@ClaytonsJustice With a lot of spare cash it seems. 🤬

Docket Update for the State of Arizona v. #LauraMichelleOwens. Motion to Allow Travel (once again) was filed 04/05/26, and then docketed on 04/07/26. (once again) We will share the court filing once we receive it from the courthouse. (once again) No job and no friends makes Laura a bored girl. #CriminalTrial #JusticeForAllVictimsOfLauraMichelleOwens

@ShereleMoody Of course she has, nothing but consistently idiotic.

Surprise! Pauline Hanson - employer of a convicted rapist - throws her support behind a man about to be charged with five counts of murder!