Amanda

How ridiculous is @SouthwestAir rep accidentally cancelled my flight, fixed it by rebooking it… but my boarding is now 60+ behind what I was originally. “Sorry nothing we can do but here’s a free drink”. Keep the drink. I want my boarding. Southwest you have to do better.

finally, some good news

@CoachLee101 Oh I would have taken it too had you just left it there.

To the sub that worked for me last week and stole and/or misplaced my good pen:

I have too much football on all my social media feeds. I did this to myself.

All I want for my birthday is a @49ers win against the sea chickens. Thank you. 🙏🏽

Hey @FedEx @FedExHelp how about looking into your Tracy, CA hub and finding out why multiple iPhones have gone “missing” while in transit after reaching your hub. This is the second time now in a year this has happened. It’s beyond ridiculous.

Kicking off Sunday with a giveaway! RT for your chance to win a signed Nick Bosa football 🏈 No purchase necessary. Official rules: 49rs.co/3ASdM2R

I know Pat Mahomes sits in his car before he goes inside his house

This platform has become insane. I’m very confused by the number of people who are in love with @elonmusk due to his pure devotion to Trump but yet also believe Trump will ban all electric vehicles if elected. Nothing makes sense anymore.

I legitimately miss the days where people didn’t have so many social media outlets to open their mouths and spew their idiocy.

Maybe I’m out of touch. But the fact that @JambaJuice charges a 3% fee to use their app is absolutely ridiculous. I’m paying $13 for a smoothie an added convenience of using an app should be included.

Upgrade my phone w/ @Apple. They send me a box & label. I drop it off with @FedEx w/receipt proof. A FedEx employee steals my phone & so it never makes it to Apple. Apple says FedEx is liable and FedEx says Apple is. But I’m stuck w/ $1300 bill. You both suck. #BadBusiness

I kind of wish I was loved/hated so much that someone wrote a dis track about me.

Im starting to really understand why some people would rather have a million cats than anyone else in their lives. Cats are assholes to your face, people tend to be assholes behind your back.

Not sure I was emotionally prepared for the last episode of Six Feet Under. The song. The montage. The closure.

@CoachLee101 And are there any left for another friend? 😂

People keep asking me about Super Bowl squares and it’s like I don’t care about any of that I just want to win the game…but how much is it and do you take Apple Pay or Venmo?

Mr. Irrelevant is Super Bowl bound 🔥

CAN'T RAIN ON OUR PARADE! #DoItForTheBay

Today I attempted to rescue a cat on my neighbors roof. It was raining. The cat was meowing at me saying get me down. I did not succeed. I felt defeated. Later, neighbor told me the cat is a manipulator and that he has access to an open window. I will never help that cat again.

@CoachLee101 When they won. The first thought that popped in my head was how much your dad was celebrating with you.

I remember sitting in my living room in ninja turtle pajamas watching my dad watch Desmond Howard get busy. Here we are celebrating a #NationalChampionship I miss you every day Dad, but esp last night. I know you’re smiling down on me today though.