Amanda Tomberlin

Waiting on Beyoncé to show up at this lil football game

If a book ends with the MC losing/sacrificing their powers, that they only just mastered, to save everyone…. I’m pissed. Kill that trope, pls! xoxo

just fell to my knees

"And a relationship with FLAVOR FLAV was the PRIZE"

Oh, so you're in marketing, what kind of work do you do? My work:

me after hearing the new hire was born in 2003

me:

Kids aren’t reading entire books because they are not being offered personal pan pizzas upon completion. Bam, policy solution

Happy Q4 to all those miserable enough to know what this means.

Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?

at my big age i should know better than to ask a man two questions in an email when i need both of them answered

Me: This show sucks Boss: Again..this is a zoom meeting

“you are so quiet” thanks I'm not comfortable around you

Just saw someone I haven’t seen in years. He asked how my kids & my dad were doing. I said everyone was good! I don’t have kids, & my dad is dead. LOL. I didn’t want to kill the vibe. 🤡

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“One coffee after 2pm shouldn’t hurt” *2am

Will never understand the “I hate my birthday” trope in books. ✋🏼😒

I understand so much is happening in the world, but did Starbucks really have to change their blueberry muffin too!? 😭