Evan the Egg
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Evan the Egg
@AmberWaveOfPain
I like to move it move it (up and down mountains)
Pennsylvania Katılım Şubat 2009
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@Happy_SlapCat Hate to break it to you, bub...but Always Sunny is the uncouth Millennial younger cousin of Seinfeld
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Jerry: She has a penis?
George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!
Elaine: So what if she had a penis?
(Kramer enters)
Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?
Kramer: I only date girls with penises
George: Really? Why?
Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment
Sage@sagebored
It's so funny how easy it is to imagine a modern Seinfeld
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@anthonyi1m3 Your "content" which is literally a fake text
Instead of making fake texts, go and talk to a real person?
I do love myself and I miss what this place used to be
So leave and never come back
I'm a grown man giving you grown advice
You will thank me when you're older
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@AmberWaveOfPain What content man this is fucking twitter.
This whole argument by you is shallow and useless.
I also feel the need to wish suicide on others because I love myself.
Take care grown man
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@adamemedia1 Fight their hate with stronger hate
They are notoriously thin-skinned and weak-willed
Also cruelty is all they know, so they will only learn from more cruelty
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Trump’s press conference was INSANE:
He confirmed that:
• Iran gets $300B + $100B unfrozen
• Iran has the RIGHT to ballistic missiles
• The U.S. was running out of oil
• A worldwide depression was coming
I was predicting all of this from the first week including that REPARATIONS were coming and got a lot of hate for it.
The sellout MAGA frauds are now going to change their entire life-philosophy and deeply held “principles” over night.
Trump is on his knees. This was ALWASY the ONLY way it was going to end. Even if he thinks he can start the war again. Iran will always win.
It’s check mate. Always has been.
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@anthonyi1m3 I only feel the need to attack engagement farmers
Which you are one. Your content is shallow and useless
The faster you leave this place, the happier everyone will be :)
Have an awful rest of your life
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@AmberWaveOfPain it’s insane how you feel the need to attack someone on the internet.
this account literally started as a nsfw with sex tapes i used to post.
People like you enjoy the internet because you can say whatever you want to people.
Clearly you’re not worth anyone’s time. Bad day 2U
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@anthonyi1m3 Yes totally focus on this so people forget about the very real (((girl))) that totally wants to fuck you
You are currently a virgin and you will die a virgin
Also I know I like my own tweets and I dont care lmao
Anything that riles up the virgins is cool in my book
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@lightscameraFx He don't need head when you're slurping him this hard
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@anthonyi1m3 @DoctorCaillou27 @gomezdezmond99 @RaccM23567 @NkdnFms @palecatharsis @desi0re Doesn’t matter if she’s chopped or not hes doing the right thing she could be crazier then what she’s showing….u should probably still get the head that was offered atleast though
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@anthonyi1m3 Oh I can read lmao. I can read that you're butthurt af
Starting to believe none of this conversation is real
You and your homeboy texting each other for engagement
Next time keep the engagement in the courthouse 👨❤️💋👨
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@AmberWaveOfPain 1 View 1 Like lmao like your own comments more.
She’s clearly not in her right mind but the text fluidity is straightforward.
And then in your same sentence you said you assumed so You still assumed.
Grown man and you want to insinuate something on me because you can’t read.
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@anthonyi1m3 She's basically having a conversation with herself
You sent 1 response: "what"
Of course I'm going to assume everything she says is about her lmao
Now I'm starting to think you're addicted to meth too
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@AmberWaveOfPain You assumed she’s addicted to methamphetamine and you couldn’t even read the text right.
She mentioned extreme lean muscle loss and followed it up with “show me what you look like now” and Somehow in your beautiful mind that got interpreted into the weight loss being about her.
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@anthonyi1m3 How am I assuming anything by reading the texts she sent you?
Awfully defensive today aren't we
L bozo
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@AmberWaveOfPain @DoctorCaillou27 she’s talking about me, i have had weight problems recently and have been losing :p nice assuming on the internet dipshit
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@finallyeden2 No, you first
Why are you defending the man so fervently?
How do you know his line of thinking?
I refuse to be lectured by a bad faith actor who also happens to be an imbecile
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@AmberWaveOfPain Please reflect on your reading comprehension skills.
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I need to be absolutely serious for once.
Never, EVER reply 'yes' or similar to tweets like this. In the UK you'll do 14 years in jail (not a joke). If you're abroad and visit, you'll be arrested at the airport.
Crazy that this tweet was made by a UK politician to trap people.
Mike Tapp MP@MikeTappTweets
@ZackPolanski Do you support the Palestine Action group?
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@DoctorCaillou27 @anthonyi1m3 >been awake like 36 hours now
>extreme lean muscle loss lol
This girl is addicted to methamphetamine lmao
OF COURSE she is chopped
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@iamhere1776 No you're just autistic and bad at understanding obvious jokes
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In NYC some dude put a projector on his fire escape to stream the game on a wall across the street and 100 of the most beautiful women you’ve ever seen materialized on the sidewalk within 10 minutes.
Mehul Agarwal@meh_agarwal
We hosted SF's only co-ed mixer with more women than men. 45 women, 35 men, and 4 relationships I personally know came out of it. And I'm the guy who went viral for staying "single until series B." Here's the storytime: One random Sunday I tweeted that there should be a singles mixer for YC and a16z speedrun founders. The shitpost hit top news on X. Consensus: "no women will sign up." Instead, dozens of women DMed me: "please make it happen, just keep the ratio right." @dianeemccormack from Fondo offered to run it. @peggy_wang from SparkChat & @parthma said they're single and in. While we planned, I went viral again with my bro @contextconor for joking I'd stay "single until series B." @gregisenberg called it the single worst trend to come out of silicon valley. People called me "everything wrong with SF," said incels were killing the city's dating culture (fun fact: it doesn't exist). So now I was the "single until series B" guy throwing SF's biggest singles mixer. The irony was not lost on me. But a million views, thousands of DMs, and hundreds on the waitlist were counting on me. @pulley signed on to sponsor. So I leaned in. I asked @peggy_wang to be the face of it, dunking on the techbros: sign up so you don't end up like me, single until series B. I was guiding people to a treasure I couldn't possess. And it worked. Best event I've ever hosted. Curated people from every walk of life, not just YC founders, actually hit it off. The girls' group chat is still popping lol. Moral: you can have your cake and eat it too. It's just harder. You can stay "single until series B" and still help everyone else find their person. As @gregisenberg put it in his tweet calling us out: you can have it all. (all love, I like his work) This is independent of my startup @KoyalAI, which helps people make films with AI. Yes, also controversial. I can't help it.
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@finallyeden2 It says it in his profile?
Very prominently in the bio section?
How embarassing
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@AmberWaveOfPain @btharris93 he never said the person he’s replying to couldn’t have their own view? you’ve just seen other similar ‘owns’ and copied it here where it doesn’t even apply, how embarrassing
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@FatCannibal You know there are plenty of autists in government that don't understand jokes, right?
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@roseouttheashes @VRCPuck No one would be led to believe such a thing by this.
Youre just mental.
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@btharris93 "Views Are My Own" fans when someone has a view of their own: 🤬🤬🤬
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@tomfouldsyy @Decent__fella Posting in this thread so he blocks me
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@LinksToThings @Decent__fella @cosyposter Careful mate he'll send you a gif of someone being shot and block you 😂😂
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@BandWagonPrdcts Someone please wrangle their malfunctioning bot
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almost six minutes of these bitches just yapping about how his life should be over man it’s disgusting anti-american behavior
🅱️ete oaks@b0newalljackson
dawg they’re dragging that cornell kid on fox news right now. straight up saying they want his life ruined
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@OceanZenVibes I would rather be retarded, than lie about being a surfer twice
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@AmberWaveOfPain LOL, that’s the standard? That’s cool. You are all retarded.
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The Department of Justice just accused me of clickbait.
Clown world. LMAO.
FBI Rapid Response@FBI_Response
@RealCandaceO When you tell your audience you were “denied” that would be a lie for clickbait.
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