Ambridge Massive

@susatill This could be Ambridge's first thruple?

Leonard living with Jill and Carol #TheArchers

@_nonameagain Didn't Amber refer to saved money for the Nursery the other day? How big is Will's house? Don't know why I'm worrying as given it's Ambridge they'll have their own accommodation very soon

Where will the baby be after the first six months? #TheArchers The cupboard under the stairs?

@TheCiderShedPod Yes whenever the SWs remember or the post-it note is found

BRAD!!! 👏🏻 (Will we get back to the Brad & Amber situation?). #TheArchers

@DumTeeDum I can't remember but it was painful listening

Vague memory: didn't some of George's talking Barlteby videos include being rude about village residents? #TheArchers

@olympians Perhaps I'm out of the loop but is this how it goes nowadays when people in a very casual r/ship respond to the responsibilities of becoming parents? It sounded like Kirsty & Eric had decided to purchase a car or a piece of property together - I'm totally unconvinced

He’s not offering to consolidate the relationship though is he? #TheArchers

Tai chi isn't that what Chelsea drinks? No she drinks Chai Tea . Oh how I larffed - not!!!#TheArchers

@ItsJamesPowers @currys Email the CEO of Currys - it's appalling

Well that is the last time I will be shopping at @currys bought a laptop from them a couple of years ago (bought countless things since) I have a fault with my laptop. I’m told by the customer service team that they can’t find no record of the sale. However. They have been taking £8.00 a month out of my account for the service agreement since I bought it. Apparently there is nothing they can do. Oh and I won’t be getting my money back. Absolute disgrace!! Livid isn’t the word right now. Trading standards Tuesday morning me thinks.

@_nonameagain Yes, yes, yes

Was Lilian always a busybody? #TheArchers

@Odicean It's another ridiculous s/l. For me the sooner it ends the better

Seriously...are they the options? Selling old clothes at £3.00 a piece online, or taking in a lodger? How much rent are they expecting to get? £27.50 per month, 'cos that's what they'll get if they do well selling old clothes. (Tom and whats-her-name). #thearchers

Is Victoria Atkins ok?

@_nonameagain This happens far too frequently

It’s episodes like this that make me wonder why I bother . . . #TheArchers

Natasha getting £800 from Justin just by popping in & making a suggestion that she take some folk around Berow - my ar€e#TheArchers

@HomeandAwayTV Abigail should have listened to Mali ...

@olympians His voice didn't seem as brash tonight. Have the SWs been reading X?

Bert has been watching TV in his room for 10 years but suddenly he needs to be super active. Ok. #TheArchers

@gpl_1969 @MelparkerMel Because Ian is just as boring

@MelparkerMel Ian likes boring.

Adam is so boring and self absorbed....why does Ian stay #thearchers

I think Brian is a crafty basta€d#TheArchers

@unitedutilities was left without water for seven hours eleven days ago. Spoke to numerous people & was told I would receive £50 due to the massive inconvenience. I'm still waiting.......

Is it only me that isn't buying into Eric's joyful response towards Kirsty? Perhaps it's because I live in the real world not in Ambridge. That phone call between them both just pi$$ed me right off#TheArchers

@pevenseyjayne Of course Kirsty has. I think it was purely a friend with benefits relationship, from the onset

Oh dear Kirsty. Have you misread the signals? #TheArchers

@miles_commodore It pi££es me off too. When I'm not acknowledged I always say thank you very loudly

I know it shouldn't bother me but holding the door for someone who doesn't acknowledge it really pisses me off! Just being honest.