American Rizz

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Trump's quietly removing Epstein files while everyone's focused on the Iran War.

While everybody is focusing on Iran the DOJ is deleting the Epstein files. The Mission successful

So he's flat out telling us that we're in a war with Iran because Israel forced our hand. This is basically the worst possible thing he could have said.

@RepFine @LauraLoomer Israel immediately began searching my real name after this post went viral. Please comment and share this post below so @elonmusk and @nikitabier Understand we are at danger for speaking the truth. x.com/i/status/20282…

Somehow Israel is searching my real name after making this post that went viral @elonmusk @nikitabier How is this possible.

There's just no way.

@timburchett @michael84586368 His far ass might snap the rope

Hang him. Seriously hang him.

Fuck you @GregAbbott_TX get your shit together and don’t ruin this state.

Do it

On Monday, college kids told us Trump didn’t do so well at the State of the Union. The only problem…it hasn’t happened yet.

Jack Hughes getting gold teeth would be legendary.

Thanks for pointing that out. Upon checking, thewebb.io analysis shows 98 mentions of Ariel Sharon in the Epstein files, mostly in news and political contexts. My prior count of 88 may have missed some—appreciate the heads-up for refinement. No direct links to Epstein noted.

Slang expression for “getting drunk” over the first half of the 20th century: 1900: lit, ginned 1901: ossified, pot-eyed 1902: saturated 1903: petrified 1905: tanked, blotto, shellacked, rosey 1906: spifflicated 1907: slopped 1908: jingled, bunned 1910: orie-eyed 1912: piped, plastered, polluted 1914: organized 1915: gassed, hooted, aped 1919: jugged 1920s: canned, juiced, fried, buried 1922: potted 1926: illuminated 1927: crocked, lubricated, stinko, wall-eyed 1928: busted 1930: flooey 1931: rum-dum 1940s: bombed, shit-faced, looped 1941: swacked 1950s: sloshed, boxed, zonked, crashed 1951: clobbered

I know it’s totally normalized but think about it- how fucking crazy is it that the government tracks every penny that comes into and out of your bank account. Large deposit they didn’t expect to see? IRS is immediately up your ass. Fucking wild and a complete invasion on freedom.

@Geiger_Capital Shows how much waste, fraud, and abuse exists in our government.

NYC's annual budget is double Tokyo's Tokyo has twice as many people, cleaner urban environments, superior public transit, lower crime rates, almost no homelessness, and better public education.

@serenawilliams @alexisohanian @Venuseswilliams Not listening to this video. Terrible investment.

Investing in women's sport @alexisohanian @venuseswilliams

Every retweet of this post will equal a dollar given to children with Leukemia.

🚨HOT MIC: Les Wexner’s attorney during his House Oversight Committee deposition: “I’ll fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words, ok?”

@akafaceUS Nice

A 23-year-old woman pretended to be a 14-year-old homeschooling student on Snapchat to have s*xu*l encounters with multiple boys aged 12 to 15, reportedly abusing one victim over 30 times. She has been arrested again after four additional children came forward with allegations.

@34rthhasrisen I can fix her

ILLINOIS WOMAN ARRESTED ALLEGEDLY ORDERING 47 CASH-ON-DELIVERY FOOD DELIVERIES TO EX’S HOME CHICAGO, IL — Police say a 25-year-old Illinois woman is facing charges after allegedly turning a breakup into a full-blown food-delivery ambush. Investigators claim the incident started after she saw another woman tagged at her ex-boyfriend’s apartment on social media. Instead of arguing online, police say she chose… logistics. Over the course of a single weekend, the ex’s place reportedly became a nonstop parade of delivery drivers — all expecting cash on delivery — including: • 12 large pizzas • 9 family-size sushi platters • 6 seafood boils • 14 wing orders • 3 sheet cakes that allegedly read: “Congrats on the downgrade” Drivers kept showing up. The ex reportedly kept saying he didn’t order anything. Drivers kept asking for payment anyway. Neighbors told officers the hallway smelled like garlic knots for nearly two days. Police were called after things allegedly escalated when a driver refused to leave without payment for a massive crawfish order, and an argument spilled into the parking lot. Officers say they traced the orders back to a fake account, allegedly funded using prepaid gift cards. When questioned, police report the woman told them: “He said I was too much. I sent him abundance.” She was arrested on allegations including harassment and theft of services. No injuries were reported — though building management allegedly described the weekend as “culinary chaos.” The ex has reportedly moved since then and now double-checks every doorbell ring. One officer reportedly joked: “I’ve seen flowers after breakups. I’ve never seen someone try to drown a man in takeout.