Jonesy

@thegarybrecka Locked in!

Hope everyone has a great day today! Let’s see those sleep stats👇🏻

I never understood why whipped cream is even sold in grocery stores. All you need is heavy whipping cream + a mixer (or KitchenAid) and you’ve got the real thing in minutes. Sweeten it naturally with raw honey or 100% maple syrup. Way better than the canned stuff!

The USA needs a beer purity law like Germany’s legendary Reinheitsgebot. Time to bring back real beer — just water, barley, hops, and yeast. No more additives, no more junk. Pure. Simple. American. 🍺🇺🇸

Video games… I used to rip 4-5 hour COD sessions every Sunday like clockwork 7–10pm during the week , headset on, yelling at 14 year olds lol I quit 3 years ago Crazy how fast your life improves when you stop spending 15+ hrs/week chasing fake wins and dopamine spikes That’s like ~500 hours a year… basically 3 months of your life Grown men grinding ranked instead of money, body, or girls will never make sense to me “But it helps me relax” Yeah so does winning at something real

Whoop a subscription based fitness wearable can’t track a treadmill or treadmill ruck workout.

Your kids need you. Your wife needs you. Your business needs you. And somehow you still show up. No excuses. No spotlight. No complaints. Respect to the men who are grateful & carry the load without complaining. 🫡

“Mom how did we get so rich?” “Your dad took his 401k match, maxed his Roth IRA every year, and consistently invested in the S&P 500.”

We were gifted a planet overflowing with trees, fruit, water, medicine, and sunshine and somehow invented debt, LinkedIn, and war.

the final stage of being smart is acting dumb

You need to be Americana Maxxing.

Psychology of people who don't post their photos on social media Thread 🧵

@HustleBitch_ Ignorant. Tee’d up for @sircalebhammer or @DaveRamsey

🚨 FEMALE NEUROSURGEON IN SAN FRANCISCO MAKES $32,000 A MONTH — AND SAYS IT’S “NOT ENOUGH” She filmed her $32,000 payday hitting… then showed exactly where it goes. $6,500 rent. $4,200 student loans. $1,100 on skincare and “self-care.” $900 eating out. $10,000 straight into investments and retirement. Nearly $400,000 a year. More than most Americans make in several years. And she says budgeting is the only way to stop the money from “disappearing.” Some are calling it elite discipline. Others are calling it completely out of touch. At what income level are you officially allowed to stop saying money is “tight”?

This guy ran for office promising that he would raise taxes on billionaires and freeze the rents and it only took him 45 days to announce massive tax hikes that will hurt the middle class and result in rents being raised. This is why we don't elect communists, kids.

Good morning, Americans.

Explain the difference from Davante Adam’s catch tonight & Brandin Cooks catch last night in the Bills game like I’m a 5th grader. Asking for a friend. The lack of consistency in the calls from the refs in the NFL is pathetic.

@stoolpresidente Said the exact same thing watching this live Dave. No consistency with the NFL refs. Pathetic.

There is absolutely no difference between this play and the Buffalo play. Adams did not make any move. He caught it, secured it as he was tackled and then stripped on the ground. Same exact thing. Same exact. This is why fans hate the NFL refs. No consistency game to game

“Lady’s killed on the subway, nobody does nothing… Charlie Kirk was shot, no cities were torn up, burned down or nothing” “Lady.. decides to drive a car at an officer of the law and y’all tearing up the whole f*cking city”

It's 2026, and with every camera angle at our disposal plus slow-motion, frame-by-frame replays, the NFL is still plagued by controversial calls in Divisional Playoff games...