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Men, This year, Don't date or sleep with a woman who has tattoos. She has deep-rooted trauma. She is neurotic, chaotic, and psychopathic. She will break your TV or stone your car during a disagreement. You are not a therapist. WE MUST WIN #MasculinitySaturday

Men, Also, Before you invite a woman into your life, Ensure you have your life in order. - Have a sane mind - Be healthy - Have your house - Have your wealth Do not expect a woman to fix your disorder. She will create more chaos in your disorder. #MasculinitySaturday

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No update from Kompany on Charlie Taylor ahead of tomorrow's deadline 🙄 #FPL

You will not believe this. You are much safer buying a foreign used car from Japan with mileage of 109,000 kms than one with a mileage of 80,000kms to 90,000 kms. Reason being that at the 100,000 kms mark it is mandatory for cars go through a major overhaul in Japan. This is effected by the Shaken Law. This means change in timing belts , suspension, electronics, engine overhauls, check piston rings etc. A Car disposed off at 80,000 to 90,000 kms is nearing its high life and the owner probably did not want to go through the strict procedures put in place by the Shaken law. Any car at 120,000KMS means you are driving a 20,000km car.

Male Athlete of the Year nominee ✨ Retweet to vote for Kelvin Kiptum 🇰🇪 in the #AthleticsAwards.

Female Athlete of the Year nominee ✨ Retweet to vote for Faith Kipyegon 🇰🇪 in the #AthleticsAwards.

Uganda Ministry of Education has invited the young men to perform at the East African Drama & Music fete in Uganda end of August. It has been a phenomenal year for them. The mentorship program has been productive. Their discipline, focus & classwork have been admirable.

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MAN DOESN'T CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS: A man has two important days - The DATE he was born (when he was born) - The DAY he was born (why he was born) On every DATE he was born, he reflects on his life, his failures and his wins. On the DATE he was born, he reflects upon the DAY he was born, that is, his purpose and mission on earth. He does not indulge in fanciness, carelessness & hedonism. While observing this date, he guards his soul and spirit against negative emotions, arrogance, anger and resentment. A man's date of birth is his divine moment for it is supposed to replenish his mind and body because he is a masculine spirit living in a physical body. He offers gratitude to deities while appreciating his community for propelling him into discovering himself. As he receives goodwill messages and assorted goodies, he also spreads his blessings to the world and offers a hand to the weak, the sick and the meek. Kindness and charity are the currency of his DATE of birth while self-examination and self-control are his instruments of accountability towards his DAY of birth. With humility & self-respect, he then recedes into his singularity or aloneness to plan his new year to begin another journey of recreation and reconstruction. A man must remain stoic and modest at every turn of his life because to be a man is to bear responsibility for all. #BetterTogether

My client wanted a simple, budget friendly yet elegant and contemporary 3 bedroom bungalow for his country home. I passionately designed this Bungalow with a hidden Roof concept. With ksh. 4.8m I will give you the keys for the exact masterpiece in 3-4 months with standard finishes. I offer professional building contractor services.

@moneyacademyKE This will be effective when? Will it affect cars already in transit?

Expect imported car prices to increase by hundreds of thousands of shillings next. The East African Community(EAC) has approved Kenya's application to raise the import duty on cars from the current 25% to 35%. The new duty will see total taxes on a car with a custom value of Sh998,621— comprising the cost, insurance, and freight(CIF) charges— rise by Sh129,821 to Sh996,124

Btw si lazima muapply UK, USA ama hizi big countries for visa wakideny. Kuna nchi mob zinapeana visa na ziko lowkey. Did you know, Liechtenstein is the richest country in the world na akina Luxembourg na ziko na very low population? Saka tu online "Job openings in Luxembourg ". Ama Singapore, Taiwan, Greece. Kuna mob. Alafu ureply. Unlike za Kenyan. You never know your luck

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