Amy

@StateDept What’s NZ suppose to do 😂😂

@FullTwatforward @ZooNealand 😂😂

@ZooNealand Thats amazing! My neighbour just showed me a picture her 5 year-old drew:

Well, my 11-year-old son said: “There’s no way I’m voting for that Ron Weasley Ed Sheeran-looking motherfucker, with his goddamn Fanta-coloured pubes! Gross!” 🤢

@MarioNawfal Idiots …

🚨🇦🇺 Someone torched Tesla's Sydney showroom early this morning, destroying 3 vehicles inside. Australian authorities confirmed it was arson.

@MarioNawfal 😂

Traders trying to fix their portfolios during the Iran war. If this doesn't work, the next strategy is threatening the chart with sanctions.

@365MickeyBlue @martyozone @aniobrien 💯

@martyozone @aniobrien National has lost his way......and its voter base......

Yeah. I’m gonna call it. Get it done.

@MarioNawfal Traumatise the children 😅🤣

🇫🇷 Disneyland Paris unveiled its new walking, talking AI-powered Olaf robot on Monday. It froze, collapsed, and its carrot nose flew off. The AI takeover may be here, but we still have a ways to go with humanoid (or snowmanoid) robots...

@bmwhocking @henrycooke @brendon_harre @PhilTwyford lol to true 🤣

@henrycooke @brendon_harre @PhilTwyford Congratulations on buying your home. You have now encountered your greatest nemasis in Adult life. The people who owned your house before you.

i just bought a house in wellington without a car parking space. it does have a garden and i opted to pay more for that privilege. it was nice as we were looking to have a variety to choose from.

@WhiteHouse 😂😂

@salltweets @Being_Kara There is a much more cost effective solution for that….ffs

Excuse me?

@AlfredNgaroNZ Alfred - Where?

🔔IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT🔔 Today, NewZeal Party announces the new alignment of Hon. Alfred Ngaro, former NewZeal Party Leader, with New Zealand First and his intention to stand as a candidate with the New Zealand First Party in the 2026 elections. Alfred and NewZeal Party are grateful for every supporter who has walked this journey with us. This is not a change in values. This is a strategic step to strengthen principled leadership and influence within Parliament to deliver outcomes for all New Zealanders. The work continues in this new season of service. Seasons change. The mission doesn’t. #Leadership #NewZealand #Service

@againstgrmrs @RealDeanCain That is beyond feral 🤮🤮

They “just want the right to pee!” No. They want to encroach on women’s and young girls’ spaces to explore their fetishes!

@ZooNealand @Maccamnz I think I’m pretty chill but yet I’ve found myself blocked by some lefties despite never having interacted with them. It’s the bizzarest shit. Imagine that much time on your hands 😂

@Maccamnz Exactly Lefties are weirdos that seem to like making lists of people to block, rather than actually listening to everyone and then using their own judgement

You can say what you like to Chris Luxon, and you don’t get blocked Helen Clark blocked me without me ever having interacted with her 🤔

@FullTwatforward @AppleBear365 @CallMeAl_KPSS Literally..

@AmyL_NZ @AppleBear365 @CallMeAl_KPSS "She was just giving effect to his Tiriti"

Name and shame the dirty bitch Teacher who became pregnant to 17-year-old student has registration cancelled | Stuff share.google/b3Tyn6Wa6XNtS8…

@AppleBear365 @CallMeAl_KPSS It’s seriously getting that way and it’s disgusting. Wtf is actually going on in that profession….

@CallMeAl_KPSS FFS! This is like a daily occurrence now.

@ZooNealand 🤣

@MarioNawfal 🤣 Kinda epic really

🇰🇵 Most girls want an SUV for their 16th birthday. Kim Jong Un's daughter got a tank. Well played.

@Liquid_Times Seriously frick off if they start that 💩

When is he going to say it?

@ZooNealand I’m really not sure how I’m feeling about this one…It’s a struggle

@Peitho_hint @ZooNealand You don’t?

@ZooNealand do you have hookers and blow in your garden?

I don’t get why people go to bars I’ve spent $50 on bourbon, I’m in my garden, in the sun, the toilets are clean, I get to choose the music, I don’t have to pay for an Uber home… And I’ll have $25 worth of bourbon left tomorrow morning 🤷‍♂️

@Liquid_Times That’s not how I read it. She said the number children would be a factor not that people with no children would be excluded.

"Willis wouldn't say what the income thresholds would be, but said the package would take into account household income and number of children." So no children, no help?