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@FemCondition Yes that's my point

@Amylxse It's actually much easier to support yourself and not a family.

Gentle reminder that a woman who cleans the house is actually sacrificing nothing and would still have to clean her house if she didn't have a family.

@BenBankas Look at the size of him. Leave some food for the rest of us.

4 sold out in Harrisburg, PA… 8 more sold out next week in KC and STL.. Full schedule: benbankas.com

@Koe_ween Guess that's what @Twitch supports if that's one of their partners

This is such disgusting behavior especially form a supposed Twitch Partner like wow.

Literally so disrespectful, misogynistic, and ableist. Is a child abused by her mom supposed to be a funny joke or something???

@ThatEdtwtDude Because the majority of the cause is people eating too much for their activity level. If they actually wanted to lose weight they can

why is obesity treated like a moral failure instead of a deadly disease/handicap/addiction

@sheebadigeebies Fair response then

In case you were wondering, she found out an author she liked is a Jew.

@thebradybutch That's what she said but she could be lying. Even if the door was open she should've just left the order there and left. Not stop and look inside.

@Amylxse He left the door open and posed where she’d see his dick, actually

This is the most textbook example of how, no matter what they say, both the justice system & the general public will always bend over backwards to give the benefit of the doubt to the man accused of sexual assault.

@jkells_84 Why yall taking this as a serious opinion. It's coming from someone with nothing better to do than watch the Kardashians for multiple days

I’ve been binge watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians these past few days trying to actually understand who these women are, where they came from, what they eat lol and I get it now. Yeah the running sex jokes aren’t really my thing but beyond that they’re funny, sharp and way more interesting than people give them credit for. Some people love to say they have no talent but to turn attention into an empire, invest in the right things at the right time, build brands that last for years and reinvent yourself over and over again, you need vision and serious business intelligence. If that’s not talent, then what is?

@LeahDiscovers Sounds like you're just salty because your parents didn't care enough to fix you healthy snacks. Nothing is wrong with carrying around some granola or an apple or something.

Nope carrying snacks and drinks around constantly is why the country is obese. You went outside to play not eat. Do the playing. Then do the eating, separate activities.

@retrocvnty Maybe they're just born after 1990

If you make a top 100 tv shows list and don’t include shows like Buffy, The X-Files, Twin Peaks etc I just can’t take you seriously

@tothefuturedays Hope you learnt your lesson about throwing away your money to random people you don't know

i usually don’t like exposing people, but i felt super guilt tripped so i donated to your cause just for you do to this? full chat below! you say your mother has payments on the 10th and on the 20th, every amount of money helps, her knees hurt so much she cant walk & more

@Chezlie_s Why does she never watch the camera properly. Her head is facing up and eyes facing down.

I told u she did the same thing in Trinidad, lol

@CADAVEREUXX @sisconsin @louzyclown You don't have children don't you?

my mum used to shove them up my ass dry and forcefully while i cried for her to stop and i just found out recently that you're supposed to use lube with them

@darekgusto @anishmoonka Are you mentally ill

@anishmoonka I'm sorry but "dead parrot" is the one thing I can't stop laughing about.

Every night for years, a parrot named Alex told his trainer the same nine words before bed: “You be good. I love you. See you tomorrow.” One night, he said them one last time. He was found dead in his cage the next morning. His trainer, Irene Pepperberg, had bought him from a Chicago pet shop in June 1977, when he was about a year old. She had just finished her chemistry PhD at Harvard. Most of her colleagues thought studying a parrot was a waste of a career. Back then, scientists believed birds couldn’t think. The phrase “bird brain” came from that belief. They thought you needed a big mammal brain to think, count, reason, or know your own name. Alex spent the next 30 years proving them wrong. He learned over 100 English words. He could identify 50 different objects, 7 colors, 5 shapes. He understood “bigger” and “smaller” and “same” and “different.” He could count up to six with 80% accuracy, and was learning eight when he died. He understood zero. He knew that “nothing” is itself something. Most kids don’t grasp that until age four. Alex was a parrot. He once invented his own word for an apple. He called it a “banerry,” because the inside reminded him of a banana and the outside of a cherry. In December 1980, a research assistant took Alex into a bathroom and held him up to the mirror. He had never seen himself before. He tilted his head, studied his reflection, and asked: “What color?” That was a first. No animal had ever asked a question about itself before. The assistant told him “gray” six times. Alex used the word correctly for the rest of his life. The first time Pepperberg had to leave him at the vet overnight, he watched her walk toward the door and said, “I’m sorry. Come here. Wanna go back.” She kept telling him she would be back tomorrow. She made sure she was. Every night, when she put him in his cage at the end of the day, he said the same nine words: “You be good. I love you. See you tomorrow.” On September 5, 2007, he said it for the last time. He was 31. Grey parrots in captivity usually live to 45 or older. The autopsy found hardened arteries. A heart attack or stroke had probably killed him in his sleep. Pepperberg called it the worst day of her life. The New York Times wrote his obituary. The headline was “Brainy Parrot Dies, Emotive to the End.” Scientists still argue about whether Alex really understood what he was saying. Pepperberg never claimed he used real language. She called it a two-way communication code. But when she remembers the last night, and the same nine words she had heard a thousand times, there is no argument left.

@arvofart Not bullied enough to lose some weight though

@dvamonster They can. They just don't care because someone else will clean it up for them.

Why do 90% of men play dps when they can't even aim their piss directly into the toilet?

@Gwendolynvee They also told me which elevators get stuck often. I tried to pass on the info whenever I could

@Gwendolynvee Those men are good. When I first started university some guys told me exactly where not to walk on campus after certain times. They were right. I heard stories in the following years.

In one of my past jobs, two of my male coworkers would walk me to my car every night. I didn't think much of it; we were friends and it was just a thing we did. I found out years later it was because another male coworker, who I didn't get along with, told everyone: "One of these nights I'm going to wait for her by her car..." So these two other men decided then and there to keep me safe. Every night.

@_celia_bedelia_ In an office where we rotate office days so I'm alone

Okay can I ask where y’all work that you can go braless?

@chefbrigetterj I barely even like legumes but Lentils with some macaroni pie >>>>

Lentils >>>>>> Prob one of the few foods I can eat every day.