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@Felixseasiders @theposh I think I pointed out the need for this about 3 months ago.

The Seasiders have signed Central Defender Fabian Claxton on loan from EFL League One side @theposh Fabian joins on an initial one month deal and will go straight into the squad for tomorrow’s match at Haringey Borough.  Welcome to the Seaside Fabian! 👊🏼 🏖️

@Felixseasiders @EmiratesFACup @levgreenfc Let’s hope it’s a defender and not yet another attacking midfielder! If the fans can see the problem, I would hope the management can !!!!!!

🔥 FRIDAY 🔥 Stay in touch with our socials as we have all your @EmiratesFACup tie information, big @levgreenfc game preview, and the match programme for you. Also, we can announce our latest signing ✍🏻 😳🤯🤩

@Felixseasiders It might help if the manager sorted out the defence. All we do is sign midfielders when we can all see that the defence is really lacking height, speed and quality.

Next 🆙 We bid to bounce back quickly on Bank Holiday Monday. Bury Town visit for a 3pm kickoff. Don’t forget to send your youngsters to the club shop to pick up your FREE player prints for autographs!

@Felixseasiders Nice interview, good newcomers and yes we will score goals. However, and I hope I’m wrong, we are going to concede a lot of goals as well even though it appears we have a great goalkeeper.

Boards talks preseason and the season ahead.

@Felixseasiders Great news, we desperately need some defenders !

Cancel your plans for Friday evening! We’re going to fill your social media feeds with multiple news stories about new signings, a departure, and our eve of the season interview with Stuart Boardley.

@Felixseasiders @officialKLtown @SUFCRootsHall Very good signing but why are we not sorting out our defence. We are going to be ripped apart by teams with speedy forwards.

The Seasiders are delighted to announce the loan signing of Cameron Forde-Brown from National League North @officialKLtown The exciting, attacking midfielder has spent the majority of his career at @SUFCRootsHall and was the number 10 that played the first hour today and scored that spectacular second goal! Welcome to the Seaside, Cameron 🏖️

@Felixseasiders Let’s hope they are defenders !!!

We’re close to announcing our new signings! ✍🏻 We’ve got three for you over the next few days, including our brand new number 1! You’ll like that one, we promise! 🤩 😮

@boards41 @Felixseasiders @GkJoshie03 Is that a joke ?

@AnEveryones @Felixseasiders @GkJoshie03 Be patient…. Also, has Stu Ainsley left the club? Just wondering why we need a left back?

We wish Josh Blunkell the very best for the future as he departs the club. Blunks played a starring role in the Seasiders run to the playoffs, keeping an incredible 9 clean sheets in his 17 games! Stuart Boardley paid tribute to @GkJoshie03 this morning. “Josh was a breath of fresh air when he joined us in January. His form was magnificent and he’ll certainly be missed around the place moving forward. He certainly has a big future in the game and we look forward to watching his development, albeit from a distance”.

@stuartdaynes Did you have to pay extra to stand next to the Mayor ?

It may of made me miss the first half of the Leeds match, but nice to pick up a trophy or two at the Felixstowe Sports Awards tonight at the Town Hall. Club Official of the year to recognise my 20 years service. 🙄

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@Felixseasiders @ColU_Official @bayan_aman1 I would have preferred to see decent full backs with a bit of pace, instead of the uncouth, ill disciplined, old age pensioners we have now.

🔥 We are delighted to announce the loan signing of central midfielder Bayan Aman from @ColU_Official Welcome to the Seasiders, @bayan_aman1 🏖️

@stuartdaynes Sudbury v Heybridge Swifts. We are going and I’d love to see you leading the pitch invasion.

It’s getting close, now willing to donate my genitalia in return for two Ipswich tickets. Not been seen/used for a while so may require a jump start, otherwise in good, clean condition.

@Felixseasiders @officialswifts 666

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This liar will say anything he needs to in order to claw his way to where he wants to get. Never mind the Labour Party, how the hell could the UK ever trust this charlatan to run the country?

@RaggedTP The only way Scotland will gain independence is if the English are allowed to vote. Good riddance.

We’ve decided that when Scotland gets its independence, we’re taking Liverpool, Manchester, Leeds, Sheffield and Newcastle with us 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@steakbakeblake Ever thought about emigrating ? Looks like Canada are in desperate need of your talent and ability.

Just signed my cancellation forms.. Free agent officially! Kennett - 3 goals Green dragon - goals galore Thetford rovers - goals galore Thetford town - goals Wroxham - goals Norwich utd - 120 goals Leiston - 80 goals Stowmarket - goals Wanderers- 70 goals Suffolks finest!

@stuartdaynes I’m paying £350 per month

I’m interested, I know there are rises due in Oct & Jan, but what is your current monthly gas/elec bill compared to earlier this year? Are you on a fixed deal so hasn’t increased? Is the price cap just that & in reality you’re not paying as much as the scary media is portraying?

@MarkourbseBID @russbury @BuryTownFC @hashtagutd

Delighted to be the recipient of my first ever @BuryTownFC season ticket & looking forward to the opening game of the season at Ram Meadow on Saturday versus @hashtagutd Obviously had to lie about my age to become a concession!#COYB

@daraobriain Seems obvious to me that you failed to ask the one question that would have put your mind at rest !!! Perhaps your questions weren’t that good after all.

Today a crane came to our street to lift some glass over a house and the man with the crane let me stand next to the crane and ask questions about the crane and he said my questions were really good and now the crane is gone and I don’t know if the crane will be back again.