Chance the Developer

Me: let me turn on my white noise machine so I can sleep better White noise: I love Africa by Toto. Avocados go on everything. I'm gonna take the year off to find myself. Weed should be le

It’s not raspy and wet enough

@pickles80202 @MuskTillDawn Hey fella, enough with the fan fic

@MuskTillDawn Makes no sense. Tax the billionaire enough they become a millionaire and the tax money runs dry. So then they start taxing the millionaire and that tax money runs dry. Start taxing the thousandaire and then they tax you.

Quick question and you can’t Google it how many millions are in a billion

@TheCartelDel Bro calm your dick. It’s a drawing

2026 is so strange, man. My modern day Leonardo Da Vinci is just casually posting up his Mona Lisa sketches at 1AM in the middle of the night. Do I even deserve access to this kind of beauty?

@Zoya_ki_batein Pro lifers are oddly quiet about this one

Father of Daisy, the second little girl to die of measles in Texas, tells Robert F. Kennedy Jr- founded anti-vaccine group, Children's Health Defense, that he doesn't regret not getting her vaccinated, and won't vaccinate any future children.

@ragingrox @HildashNatural @druski @milagropress Jumpscared me

@HildashNatural @druski @milagropress Are we sure it’s her? I mean there’s many blonde white women conservatives with blue eyes with the terrible takes

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

@allenanalysis Which one is the robot

🚨 Melania Trump this morning: Proposes an AI system—“Plato”—as a replacement for teachers. “Literature, art, science, mathematics, history… the entire corpus of knowledge… at home.” Replace teachers? With a machine? AI over teachers. That’s the idea. Instead of calling for better pay for our nation's educators/heroes. Sad day!

@Jenree191919 @interesting_aIl Newspeak is literally the exact opposite of what’s happening here. You’re just old and resistant to change

@interesting_aIl This is newspeak. Creepy. Weird. Boomers trying to connect with a bunch of internet obsessed zoomers by learning newspeak just feels so Orwellian.

I hate understanding everything he is saying

@colbymueller @esjesjesj I can’t tho

@esjesjesj He can’t defend why he’s against ICE, but he will try to invoke violence against you. This is the left wing of politics… Ask Charlie Kirk.

Just wonderful

@darasoba I’m positive he was paid money to write that. Nobody who has used AI to code would say it can 1-shot complicated apps. I used Opus 4.6 too. It’s good! It’s not a developer. It’ll never be AGI.

This post has millions of views and I understand why. People are curious and a little scared about AI. But the way this article frames what's happening is deeply misleading, and people deserve better than that. AI is going to change every industry. It's another revolution, bigger and faster than the advent of computers and the internet You should absolutely prepare for what's coming. But the current AI stack, at least the models from the top labs that we have access to, is still far from self-operating or AGI level. Matt's article presents these tools as nearly flawless. They are not. Matt says he walks away from his computer for four hours and comes back to perfect, finished work with no corrections needed. I build with these tools every day. It does not work like that. I was coding with Opus 4.6 recently, which is in my opinion and many others' the best coding model out there right now. It could not fix a spacing issue in my Tailwind code. After several prompts I had to go in and change the code myself. Before you try to tell me I'm bad at prompting, just ask and I'll show you what I've built with these tools. These models hallucinate. They will confidently give you wrong answers with a straight face. They will delete your work and not think twice about it. They suffer from sycophancy, which means they will agree with you and tell you what you want to hear even when they're wrong. Anthropic themselves recently released a video discussing this exact problem in their own models. These are fundamental issues still being solved. Matt talks about AI having "judgment" and "taste" now. Those are big words with zero evidence behind them. What I see daily is a tool that is incredibly powerful but still makes decisions any junior developer would catch. He selectively cites METR's data to show AI completing longer tasks but conveniently leaves out that the accuracy bar for those benchmarks is 50%, not 100%. And it's specific to coding tasks, not general work. He picked the numbers that support his story and left out the ones that don't. He quotes Dario Amodei's predictions about job displacement as near-certainty. But Amodei runs an AI company. He has a financial interest in you believing AI is the most transformative thing ever. He might not be wrong, but you should weigh his predictions accordingly instead of treating them as gospel. Matt frames "AI helped build itself" like some sci-fi intelligence explosion. What actually happened is OpenAI used their own tools during development. That's like saying Microsoft Word helped write itself because someone at Microsoft used Word to write documentation. Technically true, deliberately misleading. And here's the part that says more than anything in the article. At the very end, Matt thanks three humans for reviewing his drafts. Not AI. Humans. If AI can truly do everything he claims, why did he need humans to review a blog post? The AI labs themselves are still figuring things out as they go. That's why a lab like OpenAI is still investing heavily in side quests like Sora and image generation. If AGI was truly around the corner, why would they be doing that? Your job will probably look very different in the near future. But that future is not here yet and you still have time. The people who will thrive are not the ones panicking because of a viral post. They're the ones learning to work with these tools right now while understanding where they fall short. There are great, honest resources out there by Anthropic, Thinking Machines and others that actually explain what AI can and can't do without the fear tactics. Read those instead. Prepare, yes. Panic, no.

@adrianchm Nothing so mystical man. Just personal bias mixed with corporate culture

There is no bigger mystery in game development to me than games that hundreds of people work on for years, and nobody can see that they are just bad and stand no chance. Highguard is one such game, and now you have a developer still unable to believe they made a bad game. No, it's "the gamer culture" that killed it. And The Game Awards. And the rage-baiting YouTubers. Not the boring, artificial world. Not the pseudo-edgy yet generic characters. Not the corpo-style UI. Not the tired genre. It truly boggles my mind. The article starts with quotes about how the game was received internally, yet all it took was one trailer for an average gamer to understand this was doomed to fail. Highguard, Concord, the Painkiller reboot, and more -- hundreds of people worked on these games for years. How does it happen that they ever see the light of day in the form they do? What is this? Is this the legendary "toxic positivity"? Something else? Tell me.

@BobBron1 @Annie_McDonough Bob you’re an idiot

@Annie_McDonough Great question to ask Mamdani. ‘Have you ever lived under socialism.’ He made light of it and denies a socialist govt would restrict personal freedoms. That’s ridiculous of course, because the very purpose of socialism is to restrict choices to those deemed worthy by ‘govt.’

"Have you ever lived under socialism?" AM Alec Brook-Krasny, who was born in Moscow, asks Mayor Zohran Mamdani. "I've lived in Astoria," Mamdani answers with a smile. Says the borough "has the privilege" of being represented by socialists in every level of government.

@mizanyx @HMBohemond Lifelong artists aren’t using AI…

@HMBohemond I am pro AI We coders tend to lack artistic preparation But a lifelong artist using those tools could create truly groundbreaking works Its still the artist vision no matter the interface

Artists don't need to worry about AI because AI bros genuinely couldn't make good art even if they used traditional means. It takes a special lack of creative ability to ruin one of the most iconic scenes in cinema in such a spectacular fashion.

I painted this shi

@davemcelfatric @DOGE__news HMMMMMMM

@DOGE__news hmmm, spraying a message on a wall, or killing civilians, hmmmmmmmmmmm

The peaceful and tolerant left.

@FoxNews Are you people fucking retarded?

ROYAL TREATMENT: A prominent NYC Democrat tells FOX News Digital that Mayor Mamdani’s bidet wish highlights hypocrisy among Democrats who were outraged at President Trump’s bathroom renovations at the White House. The Democrat, who asked to remain anonymous, said, “He’s been mayor for a minute and now the socialist thinks he’s flush with so much cash he can buy bidets.”

They’re giving He-Man pronouns

@holy_schnitt @ronnui_ Racism bro. They’re just nazis

look, i’m pretty well versed in right wing nutjob bullshit but this has stumped me. why the fuck are they talking about whole milk

@arvalis Noooo not my goat

Catching up with what James Gurney, the Dinotopia artist, is up to these days. Pathetic.

@ErikHoward @JensClaessens My king

Show me what you can do with just a pen!