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Katılım Ekim 2025
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Governor Tim Walz
Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz·
Six years ago today, George Floyd’s murder started a global movement for change. Let us continue working to build a society that lives up to its democratic ideals of liberty and justice for all.
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Shannon
Shannon@gardengirl125·
@james880888 I'm loving all the triggered MAGAts because I'm making money off all their stupid comments. Keep em coming dummies
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Shannon
Shannon@gardengirl125·
Now that Colbert is done, I am cancelling my Paramount subscription. It's not much, but if all of us did it, I believe it would make a helluva statement.
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Tara Dublin, Rock Star Author & Political Savant
@ElonEatsTaint @MoonCrow11 @reallexusluthor @Halle__Bentley @GwynpalV @supertech427 @execGman @HatchawayAnne @RealTedZeppelin @JArchives18038 @StealthMediaHD @butthurtphd @GagaForLada @PenelopeDi9489 @_Eminence_Front @laliztrailer @EmilysBlunt420 @ThunderCatCrone @thetiacarrera It’s weird how MAGA forgets how quickly we canceled Eric Swalwell We don’t tolerate sexual predators in our party, and we always hold them accountable Ask Gary Hart Also, ask Bob Menendez & Michael Avenatti how we treat embezzlers Fuck all the way off, you cult freak
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TheJPEGGallery ⌐◨-◨
TheJPEGGallery ⌐◨-◨@thepropgallery·
What’s your current relationship status with NFTs? Married (still buying/holding) It’s complicated (in and out) Divorced (sold everything) Never dated (never touched one)
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Mia♡
Mia♡@luxemiaa·
I was not prepared for that level of thoughtfulness from anyone today let alone a male coworker who had no reason to even get involved. He heard a problem and just quietly solved it and made sure I wasn't embarrassed in the process. His girlfriend is lucky honestly. The bar is on the floor for men in 2024 and this one brought a stepladder and climbed right over it. We love an evolved king. We really do.
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Mia♡
Mia♡@luxemiaa·
So I got my period at work today with absolutely no warning and went around asking all the women in the office if anyone had anything and nobody had a single thing. One of the guys overheard me and said he had pads in his car because he keeps them there for his girlfriend for emergencies. And then he went out to his car and came back and handed me a pastry bag. This man had put the pads inside a pastry bag so nobody would know what was in it. To save me the awkwardness of walking through the office visibly carrying pads. He thought about that. On his own. And it wasn't just one, he gave me two because I had an eight hour shift and he did that math himself apparently. I was not prepared for......
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Cole Jaczko
Cole Jaczko@colejaczko·
@finn3v Not on this planet to just do deep work
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Cole Jaczko
Cole Jaczko@colejaczko·
Don’t let anyone convince you alcohol is bad for you I think alcohol is great for me. It’s great for me to be out with friends, making memories, and meeting people You think it comes at an expense of your health but that’s bullshit. I drink all the time & I’ve got a 6-pack, glowing skin, and look/feel great The healthiest thing you can do is live a life that excites you. One that makes you jump out of bed in the morning & go to sleep smiling. If some hangovers are the price to pay for lifelong memories then I’ll take that trade Whether or not you want to drink is a personal decision….but I’ll leave you with a line from @coltybrah that always stuck with me when it comes to “optimization” “What are you optimizing for? It should be to have a good life.” So…what are you optimizing for?
Mikli@CryptoMikli

Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”

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Douglas
Douglas@SC803Trump·
@TheBrianShapiro MAGA doesn’t hate blacks. We do hate Muslims,Jews and Indians tho
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Oli London
Oli London@OliLondonTV·
Singer Kelis shows off her black ‘Toy Story’ Woody doll. “We took a lot of time to make sure all the details were right.” Toy company ‘Make it Brown’ says it turns toys black so the black community can feel “represented & included.”
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Maria Rose ❤️
Maria Rose ❤️@BhattiLaib9960·
I paid a plumbing company $4,400 to replace a sewer line under my garage, and now my garage floor looks like it lost a fight with a sidewalk 😭 They cut a huge section out of the concrete, repaired the pipe, and patched it back in with concrete that doesn’t even remotely match the original floor. So I asked the foreman when they planned to stain or finish it so it would blend in better… And this man literally laughed and said: “It’s a garage floor, buddy, not the Taj Mahal. Be glad it’s not dirt.” 💀 BE GLAD IT’S NOT DIRT?? I’m sorry, but if I’m paying thousands of dollars for a “professional” repair, I feel like the end result shouldn’t look like a random parking lot patch job. Now I’m sitting here wondering if this just tanked the appearance — and possibly the resale value — of my garage. Would you push back and demand they resurface the area properly, or am I overreacting?
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Tim Pool
Tim Pool@Timcast·
coca cola is disgusting and I hate it
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Stephen King
Stephen King@StephenKing·
PROVE THAT TRUMP ISN’T A PEDOPHILE. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
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Frankie
Frankie@FrankietheFresh·
You're social game sucks because you rubbed people the wrong way. You said really bad things towards women. Jury management is so important but you too busy being tone deaf and that ego is really bad. I don't feel sorry for you. Accept 2nd place. #Survivor50
Big Brother Tea@TheBigBroTea

Jonathan is saying losing Survivor 50 hurt so bad, because he knows he played a better Survivor game than Aubry. He says “if that’s a jury, then I’m confused” #survivor50

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Ancestral Retard
Ancestral Retard@AncestralRetard·
@SustanciaC77 @WomanDefiner There's articles published years later interviewing the families of the people who died. They're fine. They're sad their kids died being idiots but they weren't all auto killed by the Taliban. That's just cope from people who don't want to admit avg Afghanis' are retards.
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NotAWaifu
NotAWaifu@SustanciaC77·
@WomanDefiner They were gonna die either way if you know what happened. At best they passed out during the fall.
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Paul
Paul@WomanDefiner·
These guys really thought they were catching a free ride to America. Something people need to be reminded of is that Afghani's who did this didn't understand they couldn't do that. They thought they were going to make it to America.
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david 🌿
david 🌿@_cutthroatking·
there’s something so SO satisfying about jonathan losing to a woman twice especially knowing how much of a misogynist he is… maryanne and aubry you will always be famous for that
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Tiffany Fong
Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong·
Would you ever take a GLP-1?
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Zeneca🔮
Zeneca🔮@Zeneca·
How does one short pokemon cards?
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