Parody Jimmy Corsetti

I would like to let the world know that I am now head of the pseudo-archeologist council. It as an honor to head such a prestigious organization. I will do my best to speak for our community.

@DoloJm @VampiricLegz Overrated ? He’s a massive underdog almost every time he fights lol. I don’t think you understand what overrated means..

@VampiricLegz Sean is extremely overrated beating a depleted Khamzat is nothing imavov and DDP both beat him in a rematch

Ragebait is a sin lil bro

@FlintDibble Broooooooo…. Not gonna lie that’s a little uncalled for. No need to insult and troll the entire Christian religion.

I'm getting tired of all these dystopian zombies flicks adapted into existing franchises. Can't Hollywood come up with anything new?

@ianmSC Projection

It is impossible to fathom the level of stupidity, coping, and strawmanning this post has generated. Awe inspiring

I like Kevin O’Leary, but assuming he’s right about coffee and sandwiches, which he isn’t, saving $5 on coffee and $14 per day on sandwiches over 260 work days is $4,940 Which means it’ll take a 30 year old 20 years to save up a 20% down payment on a median home in Nashville

@AlRayhanat51016 @MMA_PROS_PICK_ Lmao 🤣

@MMA_PROS_PICK_ Shut up. We know you still hate Chimaev because he dominated you for five rounds and made you look like a beginner. Chimaev won, and everyone knows it was a robbery

🚨Dricus du Plessis says it was a really clear 3-2 win for Sean Strickland against Khamzat Chimaev👀 "People now realize this guy gives the impression of, ‘I’m coming to fight you,’ but if he can get you down on your back, he’s going to use that to ride it out and win the fight. The crazy thing is, people say, ‘Oh, it was a robbery. I can’t believe it was a split decision,’ but it was a very clear 3 rounds for Strickland, 2 rounds for Khamzat, and that was it." via: fightforecast

@FlintDibble Thats not nice 😊

Jimmy Corsetti is a lying sack of shit. He is the worst human I have ever encountered

@AntiGuruMMA @THATBOYMMAGURU 🤨 imavov got beat up by off the couch chubby sean on 5 days notice and you think he’s going to sleep him ? Seems like you might be a little biased. You definitely have a type there buddy

@THATBOYMMAGURU Hey @THATBOYMMAGURU , In the back of your mind you know that Khamzats weight cut messed him up and you also know he MAULS strickland in the rematch. I HOPE Strickland runs it back but knowing he lucked out, he’ll ask for Imavov who fortunately sleeps him as well. 💀

I just posted my breakdown and reaction to The Jaxxon podcast assembling the avengers of Rockhold, Rountree, Green and Dillashaw to have the biggest cope session and cry about Sean Strickland defeating Khamzat Chimaev at UFC 328, check it out! youtube.com/watch?v=YtyT8-…

@IchBinIsmail100 @Beardegidio @KChimaev 2 of them *

@IchBinIsmail100 @Beardegidio @KChimaev In no world was that a robbery to anyone other then khamzat glazers. And yes it is a loss go look at his record only 3 peoples opinion matters on the night and 3 of them thought Sean won. Stop the cope and whining bro

no doubt I think @KChimaev will get the belt back…. Believe me, he’s different 🔨☝🏻🐺

@RayRay179357407 @p1fw_ @SStricklandMMA 99% of analysts huh? and proceeds to show a clip from the Jaxxon podcast where khamzat was doing some of his training camp 🤣 ..clown keep coping.

@p1fw_ You fucking quack 🦆 racist clowns 🤡 outing yourselves being the phaggots that you are. Y’all know @SStricklandMMA lost that fight. 99% of analysts and UFC fighters agree .. but you closet cunts won’t… fuck y’all… rainbow 🌈 coalition fools.

A Strickland vs Chimaev rematch needs to happen where both fighters are actually healthy also coinciding with the fact it was a super close fight

@mosofanta @TruthfulUfcFan Wow so angry calm down.

@AncientLaserT @TruthfulUfcFan Who tf is Brandon hunt lol yall dick eat and say Izzy defenses alone were “bum” but glorifying for ko “Brandon hunt” who tf is that guy. Yall new dick eating fans are gay and retards I swear we acting delusional now before we cared about defenses rather than dick eating.

Strickland has never won a rematch in his life. His style is extremely beatable after already spending 25 minutes with him, which is why Du Plessis destroyed him easily. Denied Izzy rematch, he’ll do the same here

@Luisshernandez1 @ChampRDS He was never champ at 170. Who cares he was undefeated. He only fought 1 ranked opponent at 170 and that was Gilbert burns. So yes there are many questions about him at 170 when he moved up.

@AncientLaserT @ChampRDS Undefeated at 170 wich hes obviously to big for. The real question is what was he doing in that weight class to begin with lol.

🚨 Khamzat Chimaev's brother says his body "shut down" during the weight cut for the Sean Strickland fight 😳 He says Khamzat originally had a deal in place to fight Jiri Prochazka at 205, but the UFC later called asking him to fight Strickland instead According to him, Khamzat weighed as much as 231 lbs, and was still 214 lbs just two weeks before the fight "There was a problem with the weight cut. The question became whether to cancel the fight or take the risk. When there was 1.2 kg left, his body shut down... Oxygen deprivation. His body malfunctioned. We had to stop for an hour because his health wouldn't allow him to continue... Khamzat himself said he didn't know how he'd fight in that condition. There was an agreement with the UFC that he would fight Jiri Prochazka at 205. The contract was already prepared, but then they asked him to fight Sean instead... so he accepted ands decided to cut from 105 kg [231 lbs] down to 84 kg [185 lbs]. By fight time he had only regained around 5-6 kg [11-13 lbs]... Two weeks before the fight he weighed 97 kg [214 lbs]. We've requested a rematch with Strickland. There's an event in Abu Dhabi in October and we want to do it there. Khamzat isn't the type of person to move to another weight class and leave unanswered questions behind. We want the second fight. Right now we have no other goals." (via @sportsru)

@syopaeng397507 @ChampRDS Let’s not forget Stricklands “immediate” rematch with DDP that didn’t exist

@BrendanDorman All 3 judges had the score the same 1-4 and 5 one judge had khamzat the other 2 Strickland. Calling in a robbery is just dumb. You should actually look at the ufc judging criteria instead of going by your feelings.

I got a lot of shit for saying it last night but I haven’t rewatched. I remember Khamzat clearly in 1, Sean 2, Khamzat 3 (mute commentary) then Khamzat won 4 with TD’s AND damage. 5 is then moot? I think anyway, def need to rewatch though🍻✍🏼🔮👀

@PrestigePrince9 @Junk_wax_fiend Yes he did according to 2 of the 3 people that matter your opinion is meaningless to facts. Who has the belt ?

@Junk_wax_fiend can’t say meaningless if he is still securing takedowns, he secured multiple in the fifth too, definitely was tough but Strickland did not win that fight

I scored it 4-1 Khamzat at worst 3-2, no way Strickland won that

@EYourgules2001 @ChampRDS I bet you “feel” cuz feelings matter

@ChampRDS I’m sorry but I don’t think this will be competitive at all, chimaev will wrestle him the whole fight and I feel like he’s too strong for Strickland

🗣️ Strickland: You think you're tough, we'll see who handles deep water better. You're gonna drown. 🗣️ Chimaev: He talks a lot and he has to answer for that. It's bad for him because I have to smash him. If he's scared, good. If not, we'll make him. 😳 x.com/C0MB4TT/status…

Check out two of the worlds leading physicists discuss the truth about the earths magnetic poles.

Artemis II crew just sent this back… round earthers you good?

You are close Luke, but the Ark was actually the router for the wifi and the pyramids were the antennas. The Ark was not taken by Moses at that time, he actually stole the WiFi password. This is common knowledge.