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@learning_yohei Ok, true story, originally the shaking of hands started a very long time ago to prove that a) I’m willing to touch you, (a person from another place/area/tribe) ergo I’m being honest. b) there isn’t a sword/knife in my hand, (the right hand being the stabby one most times).

日本からこんにちは🇯🇵👋 アメリカ人に質問があります🇺🇸 どうしてアメリカ人は人と会う時、よく握手をするのですか？🤝 日本では握手をするかわりに、よくお辞儀をします😄

@misfitpatriot_ This entirely. I give our governor @GovRonDeSantis the props because we showed the world how a free society was doing during COVID, @elonmusk for giving us a forum for truth to prevail, and changing what was able to be spoken of, and @realDonaldTrump for stopping the rest.

It’s gonna take years for some people to realize the decisions Trump made in this term directly led to a new wave of American exceptionalism, and prevented this country from turning into the UK. He probably won’t even be alive when he finally gets credit for saving this country from the dark and bleak trajectory we were heading down. He’s single handedly taking down the new world order by way of the new red green alliance, and he doesn’t give a fuck how many people hate him for it in the moment, because he sees the cost of not doing it while he still can. Bookmark this shit and set an alert for 2050 so you can come back and tell me I’m right.

@kawananikasann Low key, we Americans don’t think highly of the French. We don’t hold their opinion of us or anything else really in regard at all, and mostly if they think/believe something, we feel the opposite.

Xに便利な翻訳ツールが導入された結果、 ウクライナ支援を巡って野生のフランス人とやり取りする機会があったのだが… 奴ら 「俺達ヨーロッパ（フランス・イギリス・ドイツ）が必死にウクライナを支援して平和維持に努めてるのに、アメリカはウクライナ支援をまったくしていない、妨害している！」（大意） …みたいな大嘘ナラティブを平気でブッこくのな アメリカ人とトランプが怒りまくる理由が肌実感として理解できたわ

@Johnneh_80 @ky0hamabe1001 @anbako1945 @Zan_Woo Definitely was. One I don’t mind watching at least once a year, and I’m not even someone who “does movies” much.

@AndItsDani @ky0hamabe1001 @anbako1945 @Zan_Woo That was legit a good movie.

I might have jumped on the bandwagon a little late, but hey, American brothers! I love Kojima so much that I started cosplaying as Ocelot!👉👉 The more I studied him, the more I fell in love with Westerns and American culture!

@kaeruZangyo It’s slightly an inside joke. We often as children play with sticks to be props such as a sword, a gun, etc and often those who are nerdy or geeky collect “cool looking” sticks to be wizard staffs and such. Mostly a fun joke though.

なにこれ。リプライが多すぎて返せない。 アメリカ人はなぜこんなに棒が好きなのか。 意味不明な熱量を感じている😨

@Ih8Broccolli @IGADON2 As a Floridian this is extremely true. There are alligators ( or venomous cottonmouth snakes) or the possibility of them in every bit of fresh water there is. We have a few duck ponds in the neighborhood and there’s at least one alligator in them that I’ve seen.

@IGADON2 I've been told that in Florida, alligators are everywhere there is water, even if you don't see them. A good way to tell they are there is if you never see any stray cats or dogs.

こわいよぉ！！！！

@IGADON2 Sir, somewhere in my photo albums I have a picture of me holding an alligator. It was only about two ands a half feet long, but alligators four feet and under are pretty harmless on land especially.

@ashitagawa_hrak What happens to the American who does not eat sushi. I don’t like eating any fish at all, and seaweed tastes like licking the ocean floor to me.

おいイタリア人。 今寿司にチーズをかけようとしてるその手を止めろ。 そしてゆっくり下がるんだ。 さもなければこのスパゲティは2つ折りだ。 おいアメリカ人、お前もだ。 座ってろ。

@roikfbuwgc254 There are many ways to make fudge. Some uses chocolate chips and condensed milk, some use cocoa powder, sugar, salt, milk, butter, and vanilla to make one from scratch and some mix chocolate chips and marshmallow cream. There are also many toppings you can add.

アメリカにはチョコとバターと砂糖を溶かして混ぜたファッジなるお菓子があるらしいけど食べた事ある日本人おる？

@yamanakanobody It means in text that either “I found what you said humorous”, or “I am not exactly serious about this/I am only joking”. It’s a way to make sure intent is understood.

lolって笑うって意味でしょ？ 何でlolなの？

@ankoromochuu I am a small woman and I am a solo parent of four girls. I spent many years earning a black belt in martial arts, and the #1 thing I suggest is taking a course on physical self defense. You must become comfortable with personal conflict and know how to defend yourself.

優しい外国人の皆さんが、日本人女性に自分の身を守るために「催涙スプレー」を持ち歩きなさいってアドバイスをくれる。 日本って催涙スプレーは大丈夫なんだっけ？

@NightSkyToday @elonmusk every day all day long and twice on Sunday.

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

@learning_yohei Because human connection is a core need for all. To categorize it as “only sexual” is harmful for one’s mental and physical health. There’s many studies on it. Plus there’s something called “love (or relationship) languages”, some people buy gifts for friends, some do things, etc

日本からこんにちは🇯🇵アメリカ人に質問があります。どうしてアメリカ人はハグをするのですか？🇺🇸 昔、アメリカ人の女性が「ありがとう」と言って、ハグをしてきました。僕はとてもびっくりして、恥ずかしくて顔が赤くなりました🫣

@elonmusk My Meme Commander in Chief, the moment you put SpaceX open for us to buy stocks, is the moment I’ll be doing that. I already have Tesla, and my money, (literally) is on you doing whatever you put your mind to.

lol

@MUKIDEZA2 Do you want it for fun or for energy? 😉 For fun, my favorite is Fruity Pebbles and the Lucky Charms. For energy? There’s a bunch of more “boring” cereals that have lots of protein in them for long term energy for your day. I don’t eat breakfast though much.

なんか色々質問して申し訳ない、 でもアメリカについて知りたくて アメリカは朝食にシリアル食べるって聞いたけどオススメとかありますか？ リーシーズとラッキーチャーム？は食べたことあります。 ラッキーチャームの方牛乳にえぐいくらい色が出てきて笑った思い出

@HSGARAGE1 It’s a Wednesday my guy. The most boring day of the week since it’s between Monday and Friday. Plus, it’s gorgeous weather, (72 degrees here and sunny) so everyone might be outside. 😉

今日はアメリカの兄貴達静かだな。 なんか特別な日か何かでXに来なくなってるのか？ それとも日本人に飽きたのか…😇

@MrsCMFrancis Oil. Castor oil masks overnight. Adding (read EXTREMELY high quality, not grocery store stuff) Lavender oil, Tea Tree oil, Cedarwood, and Rosemary to the castor oil ( each do different things too long to get into here), as well as possibly checking your hormone levels. ❤️❤️❤️

I’m at the point where I simply want to cry about this. I’m using the toxic tar shampoo, taking expensive pro-biotics, drinking homemade bone broth on an empty stomach, putting hydrocortisone cream on it….and still it’s there. All the time. What am I supposed to do???

@combatmedic It’s a loving joke. Sort of like when you can tease your sibling, and it seems mean, but it’s loving in a backwards way. I live in Florida, and it’s not actually like that here, but there are some weird news stories that happen sometimes.

実は、こんな反応を幾つか貰っていて、ちょっと分からないの感覚なのだけれども、フロリダってのは、「愛すべき馬鹿が集まって、友人にビールを渡してクレイジーな事をしがち」って感覚のイメージが合衆国には有るのかしら？

@pika_nekopanda There’s truly statistically more guns than people in the USA. If a household has a gun, most of the time they have more than one, and often very many. It’s seen as a tool, biting note than a hammer, knife, or such.

アメリカニキって銃社会だと思うけど、実際に所持してる家庭は何割くらいなんだろ？ 日本人はおそらくほとんどの人が持っていると思ってる