Andrea Mee

@Acyn I can name the horses ass...Donald.

Trump on Cognitive Test: They had tough questions. You have a bear a snake, an elephant, and a horse—name the horse

@Mollyploofkins He's pissed that Colbert didn't mention him once!

Trump at 2am: Colbert is finally finished at CBS. Amazing that he lasted so long! No talent, no ratings, no life. He was like a dead person. You could take any person off of the street and they would be better than this total jerk. Thank goodness he’s finally gone!

@HenryBack2Play @Variety There were only 6 channels then and no streaming.

@Variety Approximately 50–55 million people watched Johnny Carson’s final episode of The Tonight Show.

'The Late Show With Stephen Colbert' Finale Attracts 6.74 Million Viewers, Its Most-Watched Weeknight Episode Of All Time variety.com/2026/tv/news/t…

@Scaramucci Don't believe any of this.

People can't figure out how Trump got to the presidency because they've never been in a room with him. If he walked through the door right now — even though we're always fighting — he would be disarming, gregarious, genuinely charming. He calls Newsom “Newscum" publicly and then sees him on the tarmac and says Gavin, are we good? He'll destroy a journalist on camera and then pick up the phone five minutes later. Are we good? That's Trump. You have to understand that about him. He also doesn't like people standing up to him, but he respects it deeply. Carney is blasting him and I guarantee Trump calls Carney more than any other Western leader. He wants to win Carney's approval and because he respects that Carney won't give it to him easily. When he's sitting at a table and everyone is telling him his invisible clothes are beautiful, he's nauseated by it. He comes off the plane and finds someone real and says — can you believe how these guys talk to me? With genuine mocking derision. He craves the pushback. He just can't admit it.

@bourscheid Tears of joy, kissing my husband and popping a cork.

When you found out that it happened, what are the first 60 seconds going to look like for you?

@RepJackKimble Is this for real? Are you that out of touch?

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@Acyn He never brought it up. He is lying, as usual. POS

Trump: I brought up Jimmy Lai, and I would say the response to that was not positive. He said that he has been, you know, his worst nightmare. I do not feel optimistic. I’d like to say I’ll be flying him back on AF1 but I won’t be doing that.

@WUTangKids Punctuation would help.

Totally normal….Little Marco Rubio on AF1 on the way to China with Trump wearing the same type of Nike jumpsuit that Maduro was wearing when captured

@IslandG41370138 @AdamKinzinger He can only swim if his moobs keep him afloat.

@AdamKinzinger He thinks it's a swimming pool. The word "reflecting" escaped him. That blue is so wrong even for a swimming pool. Can he swim? lol.

This is going well

@mrrasmulan From twisting the caps off beer bottles.

@Oldtimers365 VW Bug.

@JerryWillResist The monkey doesn't have makeup on.

Can you see a difference?

@CatLover56577 Shoes...lots of shoes.

What would I get ?

@mjfree Books

Name one thing

@DougWahl1 B

@cturnbull1968 Paula Deen got caught in a storm.

I just want to find out what’s going on with her hair.

@Suzierizzo1 3

Who is your favorite President?

@janninereid1 I was in 7th grade when we were finally allowed to wear pants.

Was this REALLY a thing? 👇😱 Girls really couldn't wear pants to school? That's crazy! 🫪

@LucasSa56947288 What is up with his skin?

What’s up with Donald Trump’s chin?

@SundaeDivine POS Pineapple

Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: Your favorite word to describe Donald Trump + the last thing you ate.