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Go to many bank’s HQ on the island, you’d see dedicated staff buses moving “expatriates” from their hotels (that the banks pay for) to the office and back. Meanwhile, there’s no such provisions for their indigenous staff members. These guys get paid in dollars, don’t eat Nigerian food and send back their earnings to their country. And trust me, I’ve worked with them and I can say many of our Nigerian technical engineers are as solid. Nigerian employers don’t just rate Nigerian employees like that, it’s a common problem.

This Estevao signing has sealed our treble charge.

Moment a female member of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) publicly accvsed a pastor of r@p!ng her in front of the congregation.

This was me! Came in to the match with a left hamstring strain, over compensated for it with the rest of the body, it was a long match in very humid conditions, and I ended up in a full body cramp, but somehow found a way to win the match! Crazy to watch it back! 🤪

“Coach, why did you play Wagner and Banchero 48 minutes tonight?” “Because there wasn’t overtime.”

Korean lady shares her “Favorite Sound” before and after marrying a Nigerian. 🎥: IG/victorandrenee

The two boys have carried out two premeditated murders in their apartment. One in November 2025, a girl. Before this recent murder.

The real issue is that the "500 job openings" at Moniepoint do not exist. It's a popular corporate scam where you constantly recruit without actually hiring anyone, because showing a large number of job vacancies while advertising your aggressive recruitment campaign is a growth metric you display to investors. It shows that the company is "growing fast" which means they should invest more money. "We can't fill 500 job openings" in an absurdly deep job market like Nigeria is just a fintech bro performing for USD to locate him from whichever venture capital or private equity investor he's targeting. It's the same thing as when an NGO lawyer jumps on every trending human rights case without really achieving anything - it's a performance for the oyibo with USD to reward them. Motion without movement. Fake activity scam.

Joel Embiid’s basketball journey isn’t one you hear every day: “My very first scrimmage at Kansas, I got dunked on so hard by Tarik Black that I almost quit. Tarik dunked on me so hard that I was looking at plane tickets home. This guy was a senior. He was a grown man. I didn’t know what was going on. He got his own rebound and dunked over me so hard that everything went in slow motion. He dunked the ball off my head, for real. But I didn’t even tell you the worst part. The worst part was that the entire Kansas women’s hoops team was sitting in the bleachers watching the scrimmage. The whole gym was laughing at me. It was crazy. Seriously, it was like a WORLDSTAR situation. So I went straight to Bill Self’s office afterward and I said, ‘I can’t do this. You have to redshirt me. I can’t play with these guys.’ And Bill was like, ‘What? Are you serious? In two years, you’re going to be the No. 1 pick in the NBA draft.’ The thing was, I had been told that all these college coaches lie. So I really thought he was trying to be slick with me. In my head, I was like, Alright, I’m just going to keep showing up and at least I’ll get a degree out of this. That will make my mom happy. The only thing that kept me going was the way that I was raised by my parents. They always told us to keep working, no matter what. I had this DVD that my coach in Cameroon had mailed to me when I first came to America. It was an hour-long tape of Hakeem Olajuwon and some other legendary big men. I probably watched that DVD every single day for three years. I would study the way Hakeem moved, and I would go out and try to imitate him. I did it in high school, and I did it at Kansas. I was basically just imagining that I was a good basketball player. The power of the mind is kind of amazing. I mean, I sucked. But somehow, I convinced myself that I was Hakeem. And I started getting better and better. And then I sort of started killing it. I pretended my way to the NBA. I seriously got to the league by watching YouTube and living in the gym. There’s no other way to explain it. Remember when KG won the title with the Celtics, and he was acting all crazy, screaming out, ‘ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!’ That speaks to me. That’s my life. It happened so fast that it doesn’t even make sense.” playerstribu.ne/JoelEmbiid @JoelEmbiid | @sixers | @KUHoops

Enzo will handle Economy Caicedo will handle Security Premier league bandits

The new trailer for Christopher Nolan's ‘THE ODYSSEY’ has been released. In theaters on July 17.

Most times when there are so many A listers on a movie, it doesn't work. I hope that's not the case with this movie...

No dey hide score werey 😂😂👍

Ant playing with 1 leg, Cade has 1 lung, Embiid had his appendix taken out 5 days ago, Jokic playing through obesity, Wemby got CTE and played 2 days later This generation of hoopers is special

If you never threaten ChatGPT with "Or do you want me to use Claude?", you never start to dey use am.

Making top 4 and qualifying for the UCL isn’t a failure after all, just depends on who’s celebrating 😂

Losing in a game 7 just to hop on your Twitch live to complain about someone flopping might be the saddest any NBA player has gone out in history

Yet he’s the governor who’s come back from an impeachment. I strongly believe everyone takes his demeanour for naïveté and it’s so funny to see.

Na football we wan follow una play o, which kind cvlt!st slang con be this one 😭😭