Anders Marowitz

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@bubblegumbword @Chris_I8

Imagine you have a son and his career choice is going up to women on the street with a microphone and asking their body count

@STRAPPEDEXTRA5 wow this is the worst song i ever heard

DRAKE - 1 AM IN ALBANY (NEW LEAK) 🦉🧊

@saint_cloudy @Chris_I8

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

@sleepi @Chris_I8

@MensHumor generational set

You know who this is. I just want you to know, that I know, that you know.

@OleTimeHardball bonds

You have your choice of any player, in his prime, to fill this DH spot. Who gets the call?

@jiratickets @JaeHokes

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

@HelpingMonkeys @remarks real ones know

@remarks The 4chan UAP thread about a giant underwater ufo construction facility just entered the chat 🛸👷🌊 imgur.com/a/4chan-whistl…

JUST IN: Scientists discover hidden structure under the Atlantic Ocean, potentially solving the Bermuda Triangle mystery, Daily Mail reports.

@GamingAndPandas @Chris_I8 @JaeHokes

He finally bought the game his friends have all been pestering him to play with them for the last three months. Have all of them immediately move on to a new game.

@Chris_I8 @Justintohoops damn he walks around with them like they’re pomeranians

@Justintohoops @AndersMarowitz

I need to know why this dude sitting courtside has not one but two pairs of Nike Mags

@DrAbbotJack @trinitysanttyy @Chris_I8

I love being a parent.

@Rixhabh__ @Chris_I8

This guy used AI to put himself in Game of Thrones and fix everything

@DiscussingFilm @Chris_I8 i thought it was a troll

Christopher Nolan explains why he cast Travis Scott in ‘THE ODYSSEY’: “I cast him because I wanted to nod towards the idea that this story has been handed down as oral poetry, which is analogous to rap.” (Source: time.com/article/2026/0…)

@bbien2cafe @Chris_I8

El camarografo e un freco, a grabarle la alcaldesa al culazo fue

@VinnysCorner1 tony gwynn

It’s Game 7 of the World Series, bases loaded, 2 outs, tie game, in the bottom of the 9th. You can choose any batter in baseball in their prime to get you a hit… WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?

@FuneralDrinker @Chris_I8

I heard your baby daddy be at the hibachi grill letting the chef throw meat in his mouth

@ayroned @Chris_I8

If the special teams coach in dark knight rises didn’t die in the explosion he for sure got fired for giving up a opening kickoff tud to hines ward slow ass

@KivvyCat @Chris_I8

Pimp my ride was so fucking funny cause a car would come in with busted suspension and they would put 4 ps2s and a surfboard in it then not fix the suspension

@BenStiller we should spell out never forget in solidarity

Twin Towers ✊

@scrumble_eggs @Chris_I8

They already made an American version of The Odyssey and it’s called Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.