Chris

@lexascending @AndersMarowitz

Just seen a Chinese girl with a stripper ass, flushing NY is nuts

Dropping 3 albums is cool but we're still on @ENERGY

@chunkvv @naMnaSYt CLB was fantastic

@naMnaSYt CLB was good enough not to be compared to the rest And don’t disrespect dark lane demos like this again

this genuinely might be the worst run of any artists career

@lhamtil Me trying to win the competition

"He just hit a new personal best on bench press. Give him a weird twinge in his shoulder"

@Jouhatsu_ai @JaeHokes

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@anymanfitness I refuse to believe there’s people out there who can’t do ten pushups

If you're over 40 and you don't have a visible gut, congratulations. You are in the top 75% as far as health goes. If you can do 10 push ups with proper form, you're in the top 90%. If you can do 5 pull ups with proper form, make that 99%. The bar has never been lower.

@TrendsCrave @AndersMarowitz

Paige Spiranac is the perfect woman

@ItsRobbAllen 💀💀

Okay, he's watching a movie with his wife. Have her ask him questions about it that could be answered by simply watching.

@mariotomich @CoachDanGo This is the winner

@CoachDanGo Kipping Pull Up has to be on that list

What’s the most overrated exercise on the planet?

@BoringBiz_ People are so delusional it’s getting scary.

Couple earning $500K/yr as a tech engineer and doctor are complaining about living paycheck to paycheck The irony is that their definition of paycheck to paycheck is after maxing out 401K, HSA and IRA accounts

@WestsideLAGuy @MurrayHillGuy1 Have they fucked lmao? She banged 70 guys if you don’t hit after 7 dates you gotta hang it up.

@MurrayHillGuy1 Ok phew, just want to make sure.

Friend is in an absolute pickle rn… He’s been on like 7+ dates with this girl, really likes her, everything’s going great. Then last night for whatever reason (never ask this question) he asked her body count. 70+. Now he wants to end it immediately. She’s 27, he’s 30. Is this valid or is he being soft?

@MurrayHillGuy1 70 lmao

@stoolpresidente So awful and jewy

Let me say this loud and clear. I will be monitoring all schedule releases and anybody who makes a joke about this disgusting controversy will be put on my list and face potential legal action. You’ve been warned.

@DrewVento @AndersMarowitz

He liked the meme, now make every single post on his timeline the meme.

@JaeHokes @Polymarket Makes it even easier for you because the same demographic going to have no idea how to operate it

@Polymarket @Chris_I8

NEW: Anthropic launches "Claude for Small Business"

@unusual_whales @JaeHokes it finally crossed 1T

BREAKING: Nvidia’s, $NVDA, market value now exceeds the combined stock market capitalization of every country outside the U.S. and China.

@Adam_Karpiak @0dark3rdy

He’s in the final interview. Now reveal there’s an internal candidate.

@thechosenberg Lmao

God I hope this is fake

@MLFootball @barstooltexas @ShaadMcGinnis @Colts_Law @dandakich @barstoolindy @ArchHighlights @Colts @TexasFootball

🚨NEWS: The #Colts are expected to be one of the favorites to draft Arch Manning in the 2027 #NFL draft. There is a 48% chance Manning is the #1 overall pick, per Polymarket. Indianapolis could mortgage its entire future to select another Manning at the top of the draft. 👀👀

@FootballCravee Wait this is the shape he’s in currently lmao

Brandon Aiyuk makes his first post in 2 months as he continues to ghost the 49ers