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@presbycast @sassiterian Cloven hoof. Does it chew the cud

@sassiterian Repent

Need new shoes for #pcaga? I've got you covered! "10,000 ways to wear and figure-flattering"! Bonus: they have white soles, so are certain to trigger @presbycast, if you're into that.

Welcome to hell you muppet reject

@twistedhipsies @Steve_Dangle

SELF. INFLICTED. HIGH. STICK.

@Rural_KS_Pastor had to send this to an RP friend

@mbird12 Go away.

Did N.T. Wright just dismantle the traditional view of Adam and Eve? 🧐 In our latest discussion, Wright suggests the biblical couple might have been "hominids" chosen for a specific purpose rather than the first biological humans. Is this a necessary bridge between faith and science, or a step too far? The push-back has been rancorous! michaelfbird.substack.com/p/when-adam-be…

Is it a bad sign that ZipRecruiter just notified me the Secret Service is hiring 🤣

@aaron_renn I can't help but see the r e t a ... r ... d ... and I'm not making a joke

Reta is another Eli Lilly drug. It's not even approved but lots of sharp people are already taking it. Reminds me of when everyone was talking about Ozempic when people in places like Hollywood had already switched to tirzepatide.

@wyshynski @Senators 2023 ECF …

“It’s heartbreaking. You come in, you just want to win a Stanley Cup. Everyone believed that in here. For it to be this tight of a series and not go our way in every game, it’s really tough." -- Brady Tkuchuk, tearing up, after the Hurricanes sweep away the @Senators

What is the social media team on, bro

@SamuelPlotHooks @SensBuzz I thought it was 2002

@SensBuzz To be clear, Lenovo Center has that nickname around here because we set the decibel level record for loudest arena in the 2006 playoffs. That record has been definitively passed since then, but it’s still something local folks are proud of.

No bro I think “Raleigh North Carolina” is actually the loudest 🤓🤣🤣🤣

@Mhoff_GK_Coach @AdamWylde I doubted us. How many 2-3 goal leads did we blow this year lol

@AdamWylde We are. Why does everyone keep doubting us?

Canes are just relentless.

Oopsa-Pekka Luukkonen

@TwoPadStack29 @Steve_Dangle Parking is $50. They've sold out more than 100 games in a row. I agree no one would have ever thought that possible. I was going when parking was $5. But this is old.

@Steve_Dangle Half of the dummies missed the second ot goal. Good thing they probably only spent like $50 on those tickets.

If you got a ticket to tonight's Hurricanes game you got to see a OT penalty shot and you got to celebrate an OT-winner twice. Worth whatever you spent.

@giglio_OG How much money did Chick-Fil-A save last night with the ending time of that game?

@AndrewABranch Smart man

First-round playoff parking: $50

@aaron_renn My one bathroom, 1000 sq ft house south of downtown Raleigh is nearly $3000

Got our property tax bill today. It's less than $3000 for the entire year. Carmel, Indiana is an insanely good deal.

@jonharris1989 Correct

Honestly, this is the kind of stuff worth going to war over. We still have babies being murdered and abused. The MOST vulnerable of our neighbors.

I'm sorry what

@jonharris1989 I guess I don't care who has the proverbial best gas station sushi in Alabama

Who is doing more to defend Christs against Islam?

@seamuscmacaoidh I'd like to see the sequence of AI prompts and adjustments for that. Like it.