@Manhattva I've never seen someone that's 5'8 or 5'9 saying they're 6 foot. They're too far from the mark to get away with it.
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Andrew
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@Slatzism @TheEbonyMaw A friend of mine pooped in a urinal on highschool, it got clogged.
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@TheEbonyMaw “almost never have to unclog”
how tf are you guys clogging a urinal
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Urinals aren’t some sort of special treat the boys get. They’re used because of scale. It’s a business decision. Urinals are smaller, use less material, & less space. They’re cheaper to implement. You almost never have to unclog them.
It’s not that difficult to figure out.
Delusional Takes@DelusionPosting
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@vivek_1052 To be fair, my dad's doctor gave him a prescription for a hot tub before. He never tried to get insurance to pay for it because he never had space for it but I could see one trying to argue for a boat.
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@yuyu_finale They expect the Pope to be American first but other actual American politicians being Israel first is fine.
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WHY WOULD THE POPE BE AMERICA FIRST LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Global UPDATES@GlobalUpdates24
MAGA supporters are saying Pope Leo is ‘liberal’ and not ‘America First’ after he said that war is bad and solves nothing
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@devin_ass @TheNotoriousHRT Separation of church and state prevents Christianity being made the official US religion, like The Church of England. I don't think that applies here.
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could the Pope actually run, since he's an American, or does being the Pope trigger some law preventing that. I'd vote for Pope president
Socialists For Pritzker@PritzkerForPrez
I’ve been afraid of this: he’s running
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@AltSuzukaMrchnt It's not even winning all races that he didn't do, he didn't break the record for 13 wins. Max broke it twice.
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Why do these guys act like they never had a single good car when they had half a decade of dominant machinary to prove it AND HE DIDNT DO IT😭😭😭
adeyowo⁴⁴@CFCBane
Unpopular Opinion: If Lewis Hamilton had Red Bull's rocketship in 2023 he would have won all 22 races.
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@brookstweetz Yup, a dem will get elected to fix his mistakes and it'll take their entire term so they won't get anything done and the voters will vote in another Republican after that because they'll say the Democrat didn't do anything and we'll be fucked again.
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It’s going to take the next administration years to fix all the damage done by the current regime
Pop Base@PopBase
Donald Trump says he is “strongly considering” pulling the U.S. out of NATO. (telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…)
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@AndThatsBB A. F1 driver who can't get their drivers license. They're so used to doing it one way it's muscle memory so it's very hard to do it a different way.
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How do you explain this to a non-baseball fan?
“This guy makes $20m per year to throw the baseball. But if he has to throw the baseball slightly differently, he forgets how to throw the baseball”
AT@BaseballWRLD_
The most accurate non-pitch throw from a pitcher:
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@MsValerieChaos My dad wouldn't even let me touch his bike without permission let alone sit on it
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you sit on my bike like this you better hope im not armed that day
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy
Love this! 💅🏻
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Getting assaulted for saying no to israel is nuts.
MEHMET VEFA DAG -Cape Town Mayor Candidate@AFRICANDEMOC
It is claimed that an innocent woman was abused by American police after she expressed her unwillingness her son to go to war for Israel
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@mofromyt @1502_2001 He could get some rare earth metals from asteroids for Bruce, I'm sure he'd appreciate being able to buy those materials under the table for his batman shit.
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As an actor, let me just say these shows are a key backbone to our entire industry. We need an NCIS for every five hyper niche half hour dramedies. You can hate on them all you want, but 11 million people tune in every week. Manifesting that series regular role on NCIS: Baltimore so I can spend the other 6 months making weird indies. Give it to me.
Variety@Variety
The "NCIS" showrunner says the series could “never stop” after 500 episodes: “I don’t think it ever stops. I really don’t. If the sun comes up every day for 20 years, you just feel like there’s a good chance it’s gonna come up tomorrow! And that’s sort of how I feel about the show.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/n…
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@CatholicCharm I buy big ass jars at Costco or BJs and they last me months, it's something that doesn't go bad quickly and I don't use it enough to remember to buy small jars when they run out.
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Europeans see this and genuinely picture some 400lb American slapping cups worth of this onto a sandwich instead of a family of 4 eating it slowly over the course of a month
DaVinci@BiancoDavinci
In Sweden, the extra large size of several products is advertised as 'American size'
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@thatbloodyMikey Feels like 90% of articles now just have "says Israel" as the source.
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@ajayidavid11 @SirVivMilton Scale weight is without the drivers and weights. The driver needs to be a minimum 82kg with all their gear, if they don't hit that weights are added to get there, that's the total weight. The redbull is just a lot heavier.
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@SirVivMilton This graphic is bs. A lot of cars have ballasts fitted in the cars cuz the drivers are under the minimum weight limit. So this is rubbish.
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We are 8 kgs overweight than Merc
Damn just by reducing weight we can gain some lap time
Jason Hassett@Jayhassett
How Fat (overweight) F1 cars were at the Chinese Grand Prix. Red Bull at a MASSIVE defecit.
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@triggered_lizrd @Daractenus Twinkies are like the most synthetic food in existence. As an American I never had them growing up, but seeing them in media everywhere I got curious as an adult and bought them. I ate one and threw out the rest. Just plain awful even by American standards
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@Daractenus My American friend brought back a pack of twinkies to Norway, and now I completely understand why they're banned. That was the most synthetic thing I've ever tasted. I'm not sure there is a single organic ingredient in that thing.
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In an attempt to explain just why it is that some 77 million Americans voted for the dumbest man alive to be their president for a second time, I’m absolutely delighted to present you with the expanded list of US food that you cannot legally sell in Europe!🧵
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2025 CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENDERS FOUND IN A DITCH TOGETHER AGAIN
Formula 1@F1
LAP 46/56 Verstappen is slowing and he's told to retire the car in the pit lane! 😢 #F1 #ChineseGP
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@F1HardWalls4k If they're doing liverys for different flavors they should do he iced vanilla berry. That would be a great color.
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ORACLE RedBull Special Peach Edition
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