Andrew
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Andrew
@AndrewHatesTwit
You're either here because I triggered you or because you saw me own an idiot and want to follow me.



RUMOUR 🚨 Hogwarts Legacy 2 to be announced soon. Pegged for release next year.

Imagine having to tell your future kids that their mother was a literal online pr*stitute













was it not normal to lose yourself at the beach for hours wiggling your toes in the sand??? i genuinely feel like everyone is going insane conspiracy theorist mode recently







According to a fan theory, Capcom’s Pragmata is secretly Japan’s clever plan to fight its birth rate crisis. You play as a spacesuit-wearing “Space Dad” protecting cute little Diana. Their wholesome father-daughter bond is so touching that many players say the game actually makes them feel real paternal instincts and want kids. Japan just hit a new record low with only 706,000 births in 2025, the fertility rate is still stuck around 1.2 despite billions spent on incentives. Coincidence or genius marketing








@PRAGMATAgame Diana is my Valentine ❤

@okretardbequiet @SeverusChud Ya let's pretend this problem doesn't exist and if you bring it up then it must be projection. Oh but I forgot, Twitter is good and Reddit is bad. Despite freaks sexualizing a child openly on Twitter with no repercussions whereas Reddit bans them.











