Andrew Hayward

@EE @BBCWatchdog now informed.

@AndrewHayward69 I'm really sorry that you've been left feeling so let down by the service, Andrew. Could you tell me a bit about what's happened to leave you feeling this way?

Thinking of going with @EE for home broadband etc? Do yourself a favour and don’t. Awful customer service, knowingly sending out faulty equipment, delay after delay. Go elsewhere. 🤬

@EE Poor customer service, known faulty equipment issued, delays, untrustworthy, complaints not addressed or taken seriously. Check my account and you’ll see. There is no ownership. Had enough and will leave.

@TVMartinRoberts It’s going to be brilliant!

May Peace break in to your house and thieves steal your debts. May love stick to your face like Vaseline, and laughter assault your lips. May the problems you had forget your address, and may 2025 be the best year of your life. Meanwhile…at the Hendrewen…😂😂❤️

@rossie7dj Just thought I’d update you as we near the end of the year. In 2023 I was battling cancer for the 3rd time. Your show got me through some dark days. A year in remission now and your show sets me up for the day! Thank YOU!

@Juzzer70 Biiiiiiig Crush!!!

This is my favourite photo of me. 38 years ago, I was 16. Felt like I lived a 100 lives and knew it all!! But what a happy and memorable time that was.

@TritonShowers awful customer service. Day 3 of waiting for you to contact me for an installation. Take my money then that’s it. Your call back request isn’t fit for purpose either!

@WeAreOpenreach I am unable to use echat. How can I contact you regarding a complaint please?

@LeeAndersonMP_ Just go away.

I want my country back. During the most important time of the Christian calender we get this. Anyone else want their country back? telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/03/2…

@nikefootball @England @C4Sport Watching the football but really struggling to see the ball. The design on it makes it look fuzzy and difficult to see. Everything else very clear and sharp.

@Barclaycard nearly an hour to report my card L/S is a joke. Extremely poor customer service.

@CalltoActivism Absolutely bang on!

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read: “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. • You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.” -Nate White

@t2soon That was a hard watch x

Last ever Hairy Bikers Go West & the last 2 minutes or so really moved me especially when Si King was lost for words re his best mate Dave Myers who gave out positive uplifting vibes. Dave what a man 😃, & what a *cunt😡 cancer is

@AkamKevin Upminster West

@easyJet We are on EZY8734 from Budapest to LGW. We requested and require special assistance. It was also marked on our tickets. None has been supplied but Easyjet and when we asked for it we were told no. We’ve had a difficult walk to the gate and will have difficulty boarding. Help!

@AndrewHayward69 Hi Andrew. I am sorry to read about the service received. Kindly follow and DM us for assistance. Hameed

Oh the irony….🤦‍♂️

@rossie7dj Happy Birthday 🎂

Mickey Boy needs to know his Birthday is in May , Thank you so much for all my Birthday wishes , truly humbled 🙏🥂🐶❤️

@rossie7dj @greatesthitsuk Call that snow??!!

Down our street, heavy snow overnight ❄️❄️ see ya for Breakfast from 6 @greatesthitsuk ❄️🎙🎵

@MertonLibDems I’ve been moved to Mitcham & Morden so my vote won’t count now. ☹️

BBC, Sky & ITV say boundary changes to the Wimbledon constituency give an even clearer picture of who the next general election is between here. Lib Dems require a tiny 0.7% swing to beat the Tory, Labour require a massive 9.5% swing. Back the Lib Dems to win Wimbledon.

@GlennBBC This was a hard read but just shows your bravery. My Dad had his tumour diagnosed in ‘12 and passed away in ‘15. I’ve had 3 battles with cancer in the last 4 years and will keep fighting. Like you, I appreciate everything more. Keep 👊👊

How my incurable brain cancer is giving me a new lease of life bbc.in/48Vq0Uf