Andy

@TheOliviaJaymes @HumanaCuriosaX The past is the past. It’s staying there, and we can’t change that.

@HumanaCuriosaX He wanted you to stay pure pretty much

Fui virgen hasta los 24 años, empecé a salir con Moyo a los 21, él no me presionó, me dijo que me tomara mi tiempo, me amó, me cuidó y aún así gastó dinero en mí... Después de mi cumpleaños número 24, tuvimos una gran pelea y nos separamos. Pensé que ese era el final. En un arrebato de rabia, perdí la virginidad con un desconocido y, apenas dos días después, Moyo me contactó. Quería que volviéramos a estar juntos. Me sentí fatal porque ya no era virgen, se lo dije al instante porque tenía miedo y no quería darle falsas esperanzas. Pero él se puso triste, se enfadó y se quedó callado. Esa fue la última vez que supe de él. Pensé que me amaba por quien soy, pero lamentablemente solo le interesaba mi cuerpo, como a cualquier otro hombre.

@TheOliviaJaymes Not worried about rates, what are the benefits?

Want to be my co-worker? I'm hiring.

@TheOliviaJaymes @MensSexualGuide You certainly

@MensSexualGuide Nurse approved ....I have the perfect remedy cuties

@TheOliviaJaymes @Romazehari Make some noise, show your appreciation

@Romazehari Something to know you done lol

I hate a man who finishes quitely like do the roar or something.

@TheOliviaJaymes Well obviously it’s a 10. What my pain!

On a scale from 1-10....

@TheOliviaJaymes @cravedcuddle It definitely hurts but not that m

@cravedcuddle Something tells me this isn't quite right lol

@TheOliviaJaymes @LibOrNormal Clutching a sic bag

@LibOrNormal Not me clutching my stethoscope lol

Have you ever had a nightmare like this?!?!

@TheOliviaJaymes @TheWyteRabbit1 Salt water pools are a thing

@TheWyteRabbit1 What's the plan then... filling it with sea water?

Have you ever considered what happens to your body when you get into a pool?

@TheOliviaJaymes @akafaceUS Literally

@akafaceUS Technically....every drink we consume has a chemical makeup lol

I recommend that nobody drinks energy drinks anymore.

@TheOliviaJaymes @anonimo_jones Not exactly, but who’s going to argue

@anonimo_jones Touché ...let's eat baby boy

El chocolate viene del cacao que sale de un árbol, eso lo hace una planta. Por tanto, el chocolate cuenta como ensalada. Fin.

@ronsterd89 Get them to sign it. It’ll probably be an “installation” in a few years time.

@TheOliviaJaymes @cctvincidents Liability would like to have a word with you all.

@cctvincidents That can go from fun to bad in a quick second lol

@TheOliviaJaymes @InternetH0F

@InternetH0F I can picture the staff's faces when they saw this

A girls body in China was riddled with parasites after eating raw pork for 10 years

@TheOliviaJaymes @NoFilterSkin Who designed it, Walt Disney?

@NoFilterSkin A woman definitely designed this for sure

Whoever designed this washer with a separate underwear compartment… definitely a girl 😌✨

@TheOliviaJaymes @AyandaYandiey Pubs and clubs pulling the same moves

@AyandaYandiey Hey sometimes you have to get creative to make it work lol

As a parent, you must always be smarter without even shouting. Now she’s out here drinking ‘premium’ fruit juice 😂😂😂😂

Do I need a referral for this ?

@YoungWazza2 Doublegees

Who else knows this pain and what do you call them?

@TheOliviaJaymes @liahcheree Can be part of the fun as well, saving water

@liahcheree Prep always happen before the procedure lol

処女だから分からないんですけど、ホテルに入ったらまず行為前にシャワー浴びるんですか？？ じゃあ、行為前と後で2回お風呂に入るってこと……？

@TheOliviaJaymes @1ssve

@1ssve Apple Music hits all the right spots lol

Nahhh the quality difference of Spotify and Apple Music is insane 😭

@TheOliviaJaymes @mymixtapez That’s got to be some sort of promotional item.

@mymixtapez This is why I’m scared to eat anything this is getting out of hand

Americans are growing concerned after a customer uploaded footage of what appears to be an elastic chocolate bar. 😳