Andrew Timoni 🇺🇸🇮🇹

Robert Lewandowski is currently weighing the pros/cons of 90 million per year in Saudi Arabia or $350,000 to play in front of 6,000 fans at Red Bull Arena passing back and forth with children who work at Chipotle during the week.

Hold on.

@TheBrattPack63 @TheFourthPeriod @AnnaNoelleDua And this is mustard on chicken… the least offensive thing she’s done

@TheFourthPeriod @AnnaNoelleDua Alright Pagnottas on it jokes dead now

She’s back on her bullshit… @AnnaNoelleDua

Holy shit Marner

@ProducerDrew_ I never did and it’s not even performance related. You can’t ask for that kind of contract and expect your GM to be able to build the best possible roster around you

Does anyone still think this was a good idea? #MNWild

@BackhandedDevil Well, maybe they saw Carolina pay everyone in coupon books for local businesses and the success they have and they are trying to follow that model

@AndrewTimoni “There’s talk the Preds are paying their next GM on the lower end of the scale which may have turned away other candidates.”

Remember that time Tom Fitzgerald accelerated his own firing so he could go get the Nashville job?

It really seems like the Montreal Canadiens are the only Canadian franchise that can sit down to pee and NOT sit on their own balls. Astonishing.

I love leaving a long in depth review for my Air BnB host trying to pump up their spot and hosting abilities... then after posting it, seeing their review for me "thanks for being a great guest" but hold on I said so much more and now I feel like I overdid it.

One simply must start the day getting g yakked up on Vietnamese coffee

My toddler is legit terrified of Angine de Poitrine. If he sees any photo or video of them he says “no… no….no….” And starts crying and begs to be picked up. He even recognizes the music now and gets upset. Slaughter to Prevail? No problem, he starts dancing.

@jwink19 A condo complex right outside of Grace Bay. Was pretty nice and had a pool. We don’t really do resorts we like to explore more. Read to the car and spent most of our time at the beach at Sapodilla Bay.

@AndrewTimoni Where’d you stay?

See ya later Turks and Caicos

@DevilFin15 I don’t think anyone should expect me to be considering I was here every morning

@AndrewTimoni But you’re not happy to see US soil though

Happy to see $4.25 gas after $7.25 in Turks & Caicos

The NHL really cares about head injuries you guys

@wyshynski @annikadevils Back of shirt says “symptoms not consistent with the Spanish Flu thanks for asking”

@AndrewTimoni @annikadevils "My 'Symptoms Not Consistent with Hantavirus' T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt."

I get hockey is always vague.. player gets decapitated… upper body injury… But seriously.. with all the conspiracy chasers already out there.. could say “came down with flu or food poisoning” That being said.. I hope all the players, staff and families are okay and get better!!

Just society nowadays. Everything is either the best ever or the worst ever. No room for discussion.

@RearAdBsBlog Look at you with $4 USD!

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