Andrew Scott

Taking the bus in the city is so fun. Its like yayyy

The people have normalized such degradations of the sky

Tomorrow will bring severe storms to New York City. Thunderstorms are expected to bring damaging winds strong enough to down trees and power lines, along with heavy rainfall that could cause flash flooding. These storms can develop with little warning. Sign up for emergency alerts by texting NOTIFYNYC to 692-692 so you can get updates as conditions change. If a storm hits, head indoors immediately. If you need to travel, use extra caution. And please check in on your neighbors, especially New Yorkers living in basement apartments. The City is preparing now, and every New Yorker should do the same. Visit nyc.gov/beready for tips on how to prepare and stay safe.

@residentadvisor 🙌

Mix Of The Day: DJ Travella ra.co/news/85605

Really interesting AI column this week: brooklyneagle.com/402751/outsour…

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Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

@kenklippenstein ???

In political terrorism summit, Treasury Secretary alleges a "new operation alliance" between "international Marxism and radical Islamic movements"

strange how we all still speak latin

Why does Microsoft Word need to be updated multiple times a day?

@MustacheBob2 Amazing.

This is because the economy crashed and people can't afford rent, the increased inventory isn't new construction, it's vacancy because Milei has spiked homelessness, along with disease and poverty. Libertarians are the dumbest liars on earth I swear.

@AFpost Tucker's not a capitalist now?

Tucker Carlson’s new short video mockingly derides Ben Shapiro as “Mr. Capitalist Guy” who can’t “keep his company afloat” without patronage investments from pro-Israel shills. “Am I going to take real estate advice from the homeless?” Carlson said Harvard lost its meritocratic status when Ben Shapiro was admitted and that the American system far predates Ben Shapiro’s family’s “arrival” to the US. Follow: @AFpost

pretty sure cyclosporiasis was in the syphon filter series

Preparing for The Odyssey to be the most overhyped movie of the year.

Please avoid all salads, including word.

Peace deal, bomb Iran, peace deal, bomb Iran, peace deal, bomb Iran, peace deal, bomb Iran... Stock market:

In case you were wondering, congestion pricing is going great. brooklyneagle.com/401782/18th-av…

James Bond has never gone to Brooklyn.

I want 1 million dollars

@gaptoothdummy @paulhansonclark I was just lowkey thinking.

@Andrew_Stuff @paulhansonclark Andrew what did u do

andrew scott poetry debut??? and the newest salvo in the "meta alt lit" content trend??? on paul magazine of all places??? what THE FUCK is going on...