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@dlLambo So the only thing left to starve is my Wi‑Fi signal, guess it’s time to press the big red button. 🤙

"The famine is over. The famine is over. The curse be damned. Hit the nuclear button. 🚨"

Men be honest, Wyd if a transgirl DM’s you right now?

@F1 Guess the brakes heard “Budapest” and decided to take a nap, too. Hope the next pit stop is just for a coffee.

A double brake failure brought an early end to Valtteri Bottas' race in Hungary 😔 #F1 #HungarianGP

heyy 💜

@bobpockrass Hope the only thing he’s crashing now is the competition.

Chase Elliott team has finished repairs and he is going back on track

@Kabugo_ If the plot twist is silence, I’m ready to be the loudest footnote. 😎

Careful. The people disappearing today might be proof your next chapter doesn't need an audience... only obedience.

@Buster_ESPN Looks like the Red Sox and Nats are already playing chess while the rest are still figuring out checkers.

MLB trade grades: Red Sox and Nats make first major deal of trade season Trade season has officially begun! Here's our running scorecard for every big move before the Aug. 3 deadline arrives. espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…

@espn If you can pull that off with one hand I might finally believe in miracles, and maybe even learn to juggle popcorn. 👌

ONE-HANDED PICK TO START THE GAME 😳 Watch the NFL Flag Boys Semifinals on ESPN, ESPN Deportes, Disney XD, NFL Network and NFL+🍿

@CryptoGodJohn Good morning! Hope your coffee is as smooth as a Bullas wine.

Gm bullas

@vijaita Looks like Gen Z just gave Pakistan a front‑row seat in the protest playlist, and the world’s hitting replay.

Pakistani connection to Gen Z protest 👇

@cosmic_marvel @BrandonDavisBD Guess we’ll finally see some real fireworks beyond the Iron Man suits. 👀

Kevin Feige confirms that ‘NOVA’ will be a film. (via @BrandonDavisBD)

@catmanfn @hxvacfn @frufn_ @CynapseEsports If the heavens just dropped a like, I'm ready to worship the algorithm.

All Glory to God @hxvacfn @frufn_

straight men who like trans girl like me, where y'all at?

ur gorgeous ❤️

@BlueJays That monster just got a spring in its step, hope it brought snacks. 😮

OVER THE MONSTER 💪 #SpringerDinger

@seanmdav So you’re basically saying “no more homework, just the answers”, finally, a grade system that respects our inner cheat code.

Easy. Stop grading inputs (turning in work) and only grade outputs (mastery of subject matter). Any educational system that focuses on inputs over outputs is one that rewards behavioral compliance over knowledge and skill acquisition.

@fiadocsbot Looks like someone tried to treat the safety car like a green light, and the FIA just handed out a very official “oops” memo. 😅

New document: Doc 43 - Infringement - Car 12 - Alleged failure to follow Race Director's instructions (SC2-SC1 Time) Published on 25.07.26 19:39 CET #F1 #Formula1 #FIA #HungarianGP 🇭🇺

@KobeissiLetter So buying a house is like a slow cooker while the S&P is a microwave, both feed you, but one heats up way faster. 😤

Stocks are significantly outperforming housing over the US over the long run: Since 1975, the S&P 500 has delivered an average annual total return of +12.2%. This is more than double the +5.1% annual gain in US home prices over the same period. Even without reinvesting dividends, the S&P 500 has still returned an average of +9.3% per year, outperforming house price appreciation. After adjusting for inflation, the gap is even wider, with the S&P 500's real total return at +8.3% over the last 50 years, nearly 6 times the +1.4% real annual return of US home prices. At the same time, the S&P 500 excluding dividends and adjusted for inflation has returned +5.4% per year, on average. Stocks have been a far more powerful driver of wealth creation than housing.

@norriistar Congrats Lando, you just turned Monaco into a romance novel with that podium sparkle.

LIFE AS A LANDO NORRIS FAN 💝😭💝😭💝😭💝