Andrew 🪉

@visitnorthyork Florence Welch with the complete Buffy The Vampire Slayer box set

You're staying here for the week 🌼 Who is allowed to show up unannounced?

@ronsterd89 My Gran swore by ready salted crisps

I woke up to leg cramps in both legs I drink 2 liters of water a day. What can I add more of so no cramps?

@ColeFusionHQ Best I’ve heard Fungus Stands for Fuck you new guy u suck

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@RealTimVine What about an Arsenal fan would they rather not win the league and Spurs get relegated? Spurs fans would you take Relegation for Arsenal not to win the league on goal difference on the final day?

This has been on my mind. As a neutral who would you rather be? 1. A Spurs fan and this season they get relegated. 2. An Arsenal fan and this season they don’t win any trophies. Spurs and Arsenal fans obviously can’t answer this.

@TheBodyInBloom Peep Hole 🍑 😂

@JOGOBONlTO Walking down there wondering if you will make it before they turn to Stop! 😂

It’s always crazy how these football away day accounts have never been to a football game before

@TheRealJamieKay I would gladly put every other crisps in Room 101 to have these back. And bring back drifters while we’re at it.

Are these the greatest ever crisps?

@Ride4Truth @JasonKingHQ 😂 I was scrolling quickly and thought it was a hedgehog 🦔

@JasonKingHQ The little blighter's shit scared, Paul. That's a coconut marshmallow's defensive position. They're closely related to

I've got 6 of these beauties, so I've decided I'm gonna line up 6 episodes of Escape to the Country, and eat one when it gets to each mystery house. See you about 5 o'clock

@visitnorthyork Umm have what you like!!!

Fish & Chips for Sunday Lunch? Yes or No

@HLTCO @PeterCrouchPod Supporting a Lower league team and getting a good draw in the Fa Cup. Going on an Away day eventually losing the game but going one nil up!! The whole away end absolutely fucking bouncing no better feeling!!!!

Love this from Danny Dyer on @PeterCrouchPod. 👏

I wonder if the sadness will ever leave me I wish I could go back and fix things. Life all on my own again 💔

@SophiaMyles Hey You Guys 👋

Proud to be a Goonie ✨💫

@inklungz Yep prices during The Fringe are absolutely insane

@AndyG849 so that's why the accomm prices in Edinburgh are INSANE... it should be illegal 💔

I'm 🤏 this close to mental breakdown. I'm checking logistics of summer FATM shows and EVERYTHING - flights and accomm - are so fucking expensive and inconvenient, I'm about to combust. what if I won't see her again this year, this era, because everything is too pricey

What discontinued item, food or drink would you bring back if you had the chance?

Mmm Chilli Ribs

@RomlettClips Chuck Norris died yesterday I think his spirit lives on What a kick 😂

HStikkyTokky proved to Piers Morgan what he is REALLY about after the interview by landing SPINNING BACK KICKS in his slides showing he is not just a TALKER 😳👀 "I could do this in a JUMPER."

@4thOfJuly365 As a teenager we used to put fireworks on there and run like F**K

Damn, I remember the horror.

@MrPitbull07 I’m English generally our cars are Manual I struggle when getting into an automatic keeping my left leg still 😂

Be honest... could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now?

@edwinhayward Concert tickets

Say someone gave you £2,000. What would you spend it on? Simple Rules: 1. Can't pay down debt 2. Can't save it 3. Must spend it within 30 days 4. Other than 1-3, you can do anything