Andy Morris

@ohhanxiety I used to know a word like that but now I don’t remember! 😏

Prove me wrong No word starts with 'R' and ends with 'R'

@Claire_2210_ Sweet geeky green trees see free deer, meet sneery bees, feel deep freeze—sheeesh, three green creeps peek, sneeze, then yeet cheese.

No English Word has "ee" Prove me wrong And win $100

@Amelia558rs Zero, zilch, Nada 😂

I got 8 points, you?

@oakroyd I seen that 🤣

@AndyM1874 Pretty far out. The solution is in the thread. 👍

Had a good search for this location and particularly the #shoap. But drawn a blank I'm afraid. Peat Road Bus from Midland Street heading south in #Glasgow c.1960. But where? The pub name is the key. Canny read it....

@otokyo__ A tennis ball 🎾

What can be served but never eaten?

@GillianMacMSP Since when did the FM have anything to do with UK defence? If you knew this why ask the question. If you didn’t know this, did you not research your question so as not to make a fool of yourself? Your incompetence is noted.

The First Minister must follow the evidence and finally block US forces from using Prestwick airport. Children in Iran are dying now, and they are being bombed by planes refuelled in a chain that leads directly back to Prestwick.

@JimmyMcd62 Jimmy either doesn’t have a passport or he’s as bright as a 40 watt bulb. Ill go for the latter. 🥴 #dimwit

If you have a great desire to be British move fucking south Morning all

@LesleyRiddoch How do the Finish PISA scores in maths and English compare to Scotland and England Lesley? Or does your rhetoric not stand up to statistical scrutiny?

Finland has one of the world’s highest trust rankings between people & govt while UK has one of lowest. Did that help create their top education system? In a word - yes. Film screening with Q&A Thursday in Montrose & Sunday 5.15 Edin Cameo. Still tix. lesleyriddoch.com/events

@WORKBCandPT @Mikehomeseller Any one of them apart from Depeche Mode. 🤣 No has to be Roxy Music but its a very good list.

@Mikehomeseller Depeche mode 100%

If you could only pick one, which would you take? #mikesquestions

@Mishi_2210 1050

Your brain might say 300, but it isn’t. So what is it?

@JohnSwinney I’m sure that will make all the difference John. And I hope you made some calls to Washington and Tel Aviv. Now about those files?

The Iranian regime is brutal, but that does not justify the scenes we are witnessing now. The actions of the United States and Israel have no basis in international law. They must stop. Our clear call is for diplomacy, for de-escalation, and for this war to end.

@JohnSwinney @Fishy2007 You couldn’t run a bath let alone a nation you clown. 🤡 How do you reduce energy bills? Spell it out for us? Sound bites and hopeful wishes… that’s all you have. Buffon!

Westminster says this is as good as it gets. We say Scotland can do better. We can build a wealthier nation, lift people out of poverty, reduce energy bills and tackle inequality. Together, let’s win our independence.

@Robert199126 @JamTarts How many of the starting 11 were not signed under JTA?

@JamTarts I just honestly feel this Jamestown project is literally a waste of time & money. Other than Braga, Magnus & Kyzis, the other boys aren’t getting a chance. Altena, Chesney, Kerjota & Rogers are aye on the bench. What do they have to do to get a game? Kent & Kabungu too

📋 TEAM NEWS Your Hearts XI to face Kilmarnock at Rugby Park tonight! 🇱🇻

@Footballtweet How does it look when you consider pay as a % of generated?

🚨 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗧𝗛 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗣𝗔𝗬-𝗚𝗔𝗣 𝗜𝗡 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 🤯 The average female professional footballer worldwide earns roughly £8,400 per year. In the English Women’s Super League, that rises to around £47,000 — but it’s still nowhere near the £3M average salary in the Premier League. The numbers highlight the ongoing gap in investment, sponsorship and global media exposure between the men’s and women’s game. Women’s football is growing rapidly — attendances are up, commercial deals are improving, and visibility is higher than ever — but financial parity remains a distant target. Will we ever see equal pay in men and women’s football? 🤔

@staylorish @IainMcGill Who is this guy? And what planet is he from? 😬

“Our problem, when we’re independent, will be being too wealthy.” From today’s SNP conference, which is being held on another planet.

@weedram12 Ffs what a nerve. What is the derby record right now? About 20 years worth of wins to catch up? 😬

@WORKBCandPT @PLZSoccer Who is Gordon fucking Parks? And what does he see on these old firm teams that make them so reliable and capable to win 9 out of 9?

@PLZSoccer Hearts bubble burst in October no?

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@conor_matchett @JohnSwinney Honest John!! What a misnomer!

Scot Gov could be taken held in contempt of court AGAIN over the Hamilton files, the Scottish Information Commissioner has said David Hamilton says non-disclosure of some legal advice led to "preposterous and unacceptable" excuses. Quite the broadside foi.scot/preposterous-e…

@indy_swim @Fishy2007 Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it. Someone has forgotten that mantra when calculating budget cuts on their spreadsheet.

@indy_swim @Fishy2007 Its not cheap its a ststement of facts. The equipment needed was not available at the time of need due to cuts in budgets. Someone has decided that it is a low use machine so we can have less of them. Then it was not available when required. Thats due to SNP cuts.

The Scotsman can be anti-SNP all they want, I don’t give a fuck. But turning a tragedy which has saw businesses burnt to the ground, livelihoods lost, just to get a cheap political dig at the SNP is the lowest of the fucking low. No wonder this newspaper is in its death throes