Andy Moffatt

On the way home drunk, back when the original Routemasters were in service (e.g. open back, wooden floors, conductor), I would be the first to get off and then ding ding the bell. Dickish thing to do and dangerous, too, given people had to leap off while the bus was in motion.

As a supermarket delivery driver I don't know whether to say "excuse me I can see your boobs", or ignore the fact I can see your boobs when you pick up your shopping. Loose fitting tops/nightware etc. I try not to look.